Tfw embarassed about where I'm from so I usually lie and say that I'm Norwegian when going abroad

>tfw embarassed about where I'm from so I usually lie and say that I'm Norwegian when going abroad

Do you feel the same about your country?

No, but whenever I get into a tickle and people get angry at me I say I'm American (inb4 hurr canadians are americans)

Norwegian, Swedish, arr rook same.

say that to my face nigga

I look south american (am middle eastern) and my name also makes me seem it and I usually just say yea

Of course, i just tell people im japanese. Being able to speak japanese helps. Im a weeb anyway
I live in ohio get asked sometimes

Are rook same

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Finnish-Norwegian couple. They literally look the same.

no wonder since northern Norway had a large finish immigration back in the days

>I'm embarassed of being a Swede
>so I tell people I'm a Norwegian
And what's the difference?

It's safe to say you're Dutch everywhere in the weed lmao

wtf

everybody loves swedes

I usually say Im Canadian when I do something Uncharacteristically nice.

Yes I usually say that I'm portuguese

We're famous for being cucks. I don't stand behind what my country is doing in anything so it pisses me off when people assume I'm a liberal leftist cuck. Also I feel embarassed when we get mocked.

Norway is famous for hot girls, wealth and nice nature. Sweden is famous for being a cuckold rape capital.

well...

>abloobloo swedem tears

Stay home, then.

>Sweden is famous for being a cuckold rape capital.
In int, sure.

fuck no

i beat the shit out of 2 filipinos cunts for callin me a a new cealender cos i wwas with a couple of em

Hahahahaha do you really think the average normie drone knows anything about >sweden >yes
They all still think you're a beautiful rich utopia still

I recently visited Greece. Guys there started laughing when I said I was Swedish and they asked how many times my sister been raped. Girls immediately lost their attraction when I mentioned my nationality and I was constantly asked why we tolerate all this bullshit. I started calling myself Norwegian and suddenly none of that shit.

Hello.
Yes, i am indeed, greek.

Confirmation bias in a country that has been considerably red pilled.

Canadians have a great international reputation. Who's giving you shit for being Canadian? (besides this site)

>this shut-in
how do you let a goddamn shit website like Sup Forums influence your worldview

LMAO

This site hods the opinions of the average western person, it matters

I live in a student town filled with exchange students, they're all leftist cucks who thinks everybody in Sweden agrees with their bullshit. When I tell them I'm actually far right, hate niggers and muslims and want a white Sweden they get triggered as if I owe it to them to be this stereotypical Swedecuck. No foreigners other than this filth wants to meet me.

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>This site hods the opinions of the average western person, it matters

kek no it doesnt. you have to go on normiebook for that

Average asocial western teenager, maybe.

Nah, I always say it as it is.
Tho once I got mistaken for spanish and had to speak improvised spanish for half a hour.

When I tell people where I'm from they either ask where the fuck is that or give me a really scared and worried look. Feels like shit famalam

>El Salvador

Well I can tell you in America no one knows anything about the political situation with all the ultra-leftism and immigration. We just think you're the peaceful land of hot blonde girls and snow and nude beaches, IKEA and Abba.

Hell, most people probably don't even have a good handle on the fact that Scandinavia is known for it's welfare system. We don't know much about other countries political systems, so if someone was to tell a guy in my town that Italy is known for being corrupt, Spain has high unemployment, or that Germany has a good economy, they wouldn't know about those things. All we care about with other countries is their food, architecture, women, nature, stuff like that. Unless they're countries that have been hostile to America like Russia, China, Mexico or Middle Eastern countries.

STOP

Mate, do you really think that Sup Forums is the only place where people believe Sweden has gone too far with feminism and immigration?

Sweden was literally used as a punching bag in the GOP debates and held up as a good example by Bernie Sanders.

Are you telling me the average American doesn't keep up with this shit?

Nah, there is also Sup Forums, stormfront and other respectable sources.

cuck

you have spent too much time on Sup Forums

Sweden is known for hot blondes with big boobs and being a socialist utopia, Norway is know for Fjords

Yes.

>El Salvador

He lives in sweden, how the fuck do you expect him to think people are? Ofc he's gonna think everybody is the average swedecuck.

There are literally like 0.01% of Americans (huge overestimate) who know where Sweden is. When I lived in America I had to explain not only where Scotland was, but where England was to many people - not even joking

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no one has an opinion on Sweden's immigration and feminism irl

well to be fair every south american country is like that lets b real here m8...

Did they know anything at all?

But pretty much all European nations are cucks that love niggers. I don't understand why they banter you.

I always pretend I'm Scottish because otherwise I have the exact same conversation about The Troubles every single time.

I pretend to be German

Whenever I visit a foreign country I let everyone know that I'm an American and that our country invented freedom.

I doubt it works well considering Poles are fucking shitskins who don't look anything like glorious germanics pic related typical ''white'' pollock slavshit.

How many people did u murder as a kid?

nah you tell them that you are Canadian

Works very well for me

As I speak English with little to no accent, I pass as a latino american quite easily.

Specially online since HUE ' s are avoided like the plague...

okey wtf i would kill to be swedish omfg

Why would you be embarrased
You don't think people outside of Sup Forums actually know or care about the whole sweden yes thing do you?