People eat bacon for breakfast in his country

>people eat bacon for breakfast in his country
>people eat beans for breakfast in his country

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>people don't eat in his country
Smh

>not eatting bugs

I eat "tortas de jamon" for breakfast in muh country.

Just like "Chavez".

Have a (You)

>people eat in his country

>doesnt want a hug disguised as a (you)

That looks breddy gud desu

slut

Are you bad mouthing my Australia friend fuckwit?

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>eating breakfast
Kek. Just have coffee.

>people eat breakfast in his country

what did you say about my wife?

>Youfags are Hondurans
Figures.

I'd totally do it if i had enough money
I mean the bacon part, not beans. Beans are fucking disgusting.

>no morning meds

I throw up if I eat after I wake up
How do you guys do it?

Being a man

>unhealthy enough to have to take medicine on a constant basis
If you aren't in your 60s, you should just kill yourself and all your relatives.

marketing victims
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It's genius: get doctors to declare something good for you. People flock to it.

Never, ever trust the media.

>breakfast is 2 eggs, 4 stalks of asparagus or similar quantity of other green vegetable in season, 2 strips of bacon, a glass of whole milk, and a banana or grapefruit (depending on season)

Most important meal of the day.
Don't drink caffeine on a chronic basis, or you won't get much benefit from caffeine on a day when you were out partying the night before or you slept poorly due to injury.

I have fewer than 1 caffeinated drink per week, but this allows me to work for 8 hours on one tea or coffee if I don't get any sleep at all. Side effect is that if I forget and have caffeine after 5 PM, I won't sleep at all.
Eat foods that are less sweet and eat them slower. Alternately it might be that you need to avoid dairy in the morning or grease, I've seen both.

Try vegetables with eggs or breakfast meats that have been patted with a napkin to reduce greasiness.

Alternately eat eggs fired in butter with sauted onions and sausage on butter fried toast with hashbrowns that are wet with oil and just harden the fuck up.

>Most important meal of the day
There's no scientific proof to support that statement, it's only a jew trick made by american companies