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fuck cara
love cara
if you insist
wanna fuck thairunt just to assert my dominance lads
bit gay
korean pop
why so dead?
10 MINUTES
Good day, /brit/.
G'day
Business idea: eat breakfast
paris fan zone
Breakfast idea: eat business
Remember me, lads?
Well, this is my last post. I don't need help anymore.
Be well, stay well, lads.
cywevm n wiflop neiwy rfol
suddenly every machine stopped at once
did you finally find someone?
morning
managed a bit of lucid dreaming earlier
nothing spectacular, just floated around my parents' house for a minute or so and basking in the distorted familiar features before fully coming to
rate my doggo
seriously, why are we so dead?
get him neutered/10
why?
Maisie
Scared about a Leadsom pm lads
Holy fuck lads. I just had the most surreal dream in my entire life. I was sent into the body of 8-10 year old me. At first I was confused af, but then I everything started to make sense, and I was starting to remember the stuff I was seeing. It felt as though every detail was perfect, from my childhood bedroom, it's ceiling that when looked at in certain ways would reveal faces; my lumpy bed and the armycamo sheets; the draws with stickers and best of all my computer.
I went onto my computer, and I was greeted with sights that I haven't seen for almost two decades. I remember the simple password that I used, what my email address was. Then is the stuff I sort of do remember, like the games that I played. I took noticed of some names, names of random online friends who I've not thought about since, names of some of my real friends that I have who I don't care of anymore. Then I open the picture folder and there was loads of pictures of young me. I was fit and healthy, with actual friends. I checked some of my internet chats and damn I was a happy kid. It was all so real, I half-remember it all coming back to me now.
Now I'm fat old faggot. Real pissed and depressed now. I would kill to be sent back into my former self with my current mind. brb going to cry.
went out today for the first time in ages and got harassed by two (2) canvassers within an hour
the worst are the ones who are foreign and approach you like they're tourists and asking for directions or something then spring jesus on you
Quite a hot one today.
Might take the night off work, lads.
PARCELS HERE LADS
housesitting my parents big comfy house for a while tomorrow and im trying to muster up the courage to ask a girl i like to come chill with me.
anyway I can see all the pokemon stops near me without downloading the game
Gibraltar:
>90% Mediterranean
>People still ugly like in Britain
What even is the point of moving over there?
AKARIN!
*walks towards you*
Literally none. Gibraltar is shit and filled with stinky Spaniards. Don't fall for it
Its legit just bags of air
>sharia courts viewed as completely fine by this cuck country
ah yes very impressive
Who sent you this parcel?
>mohommad punishing mohommad
I should care, why?
this 2bh
Doing my morning shit lads.
this 2bh
>Tfw straight white anglo saxon protestant male
bigot
Aren't Jewish courts also viewed as okay?
afaik Jewish courts don't condone things like beheading women for being raped.
If you work in online gaming
Also sun
>Protestant
Kys
literally the worst in every category
stroll on muslim
business idea: owl posting
Job interview in 24 hours. Might do a vomit, lads.
Turns out I have £9k of my lab "consumables" budget left and I have to spend it by the end of this week.
What should I order guise? I'm thinking of beefing up my 1TB RAM workstation to 1.5, and maybe getting another NAS server.
Literally was not aware I have the money until this morning.
Why the fuck would you ever need 1 TB of ram?
you only need 8GB really
get loads of paprika pringles
Can someone give me an update on the Poleaboo saga? Last I heard he was grinding a smartphone game like a normie
do a cheeky embezzlement
>1TB RAM
30000 mice
Buy a used gas chromatograph and a centrifuge.
um so the gubmint cant spy on you????
*Hacks into your main frame*
Get some gas washing bottles and some rubber hose. Then build a gigantic bong.
>go to post
>received a warning for replying to "garbage posts"
how about you just delete the fucking garbage post so i can't reply to it you fat fucking loser. 99% of posts on Sup Forums are utter garbage
Nah lad. Buy zucker rats and release them somewhere fun.
Like parliament.
banned for complaining about Sup Forums, scum
No paki rape gangs enjoying children under Govt supervision.
me the pint
Business idea: convert to Islam
and?
Genome assembly and some other memory-intensive algorithms.
Them de Bruijn graphs get huge.
no, there's no "and" missing from that post
where do you work m90
If there wasn't why did he make such a boring post.
business idea: remind the janny that he's sacrificing his own free-time to moderate a Taiwanese mattress testing laboratory at zero compensation
Bloody scientists
Research lab.
>I found it boring so it needs an "and" added in
that's not how grammar and sentence structuring works
would you prefer a chaotic unmoderated mess of a website?
>tfw gay black african muslim female
You sound autistic lol
What's the difference?
yeah, obviously, but where?
oh fuck it I don't even care
fuck off
Anything over 30G is a waste. If you really want more computing power then get four or five smaller PC and network them for parallel processing.
Not huge enough for 1tb you window licker.
Have you been on Sup Forums during the afternoon
>Anything over 30G is a waste
Tip top kek, 1TB isn't even enough for some of the things I do.
Can't sleep, lads.
Ahh yes the Labour socially conservative heartlands will vote for a lesbian
It's almost lunch time ..
>have to spend it
Or what?
Then you're shit at coding. L2parallelize.
Well, it's almost midday.
>parallelize
fuck off yank
Don't judge me.
business idea: exchange goods and services for bits of paper and metal