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fuck cara

love cara

if you insist

wanna fuck thairunt just to assert my dominance lads

bit gay

korean pop

why so dead?

10 MINUTES

Good day, /brit/.

G'day

Business idea: eat breakfast

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paris fan zone

Breakfast idea: eat business

Remember me, lads?
Well, this is my last post. I don't need help anymore.
Be well, stay well, lads.

cywevm n wiflop neiwy rfol

suddenly every machine stopped at once

did you finally find someone?

morning

managed a bit of lucid dreaming earlier

nothing spectacular, just floated around my parents' house for a minute or so and basking in the distorted familiar features before fully coming to

rate my doggo

seriously, why are we so dead?

get him neutered/10

why?

Maisie

Scared about a Leadsom pm lads

Holy fuck lads. I just had the most surreal dream in my entire life. I was sent into the body of 8-10 year old me. At first I was confused af, but then I everything started to make sense, and I was starting to remember the stuff I was seeing. It felt as though every detail was perfect, from my childhood bedroom, it's ceiling that when looked at in certain ways would reveal faces; my lumpy bed and the armycamo sheets; the draws with stickers and best of all my computer.

I went onto my computer, and I was greeted with sights that I haven't seen for almost two decades. I remember the simple password that I used, what my email address was. Then is the stuff I sort of do remember, like the games that I played. I took noticed of some names, names of random online friends who I've not thought about since, names of some of my real friends that I have who I don't care of anymore. Then I open the picture folder and there was loads of pictures of young me. I was fit and healthy, with actual friends. I checked some of my internet chats and damn I was a happy kid. It was all so real, I half-remember it all coming back to me now.

Now I'm fat old faggot. Real pissed and depressed now. I would kill to be sent back into my former self with my current mind. brb going to cry.

went out today for the first time in ages and got harassed by two (2) canvassers within an hour

the worst are the ones who are foreign and approach you like they're tourists and asking for directions or something then spring jesus on you

Quite a hot one today.

Might take the night off work, lads.

PARCELS HERE LADS

housesitting my parents big comfy house for a while tomorrow and im trying to muster up the courage to ask a girl i like to come chill with me.

anyway I can see all the pokemon stops near me without downloading the game

Gibraltar:

>90% Mediterranean
>People still ugly like in Britain

What even is the point of moving over there?

AKARIN!

*walks towards you*

Literally none. Gibraltar is shit and filled with stinky Spaniards. Don't fall for it

Its legit just bags of air

>sharia courts viewed as completely fine by this cuck country

ah yes very impressive

Who sent you this parcel?

>mohommad punishing mohommad

I should care, why?

this 2bh

Doing my morning shit lads.

this 2bh

>Tfw straight white anglo saxon protestant male

bigot

Aren't Jewish courts also viewed as okay?

afaik Jewish courts don't condone things like beheading women for being raped.

If you work in online gaming

Also sun

>Protestant
Kys

literally the worst in every category

stroll on muslim

business idea: owl posting

Job interview in 24 hours. Might do a vomit, lads.

Turns out I have £9k of my lab "consumables" budget left and I have to spend it by the end of this week.

What should I order guise? I'm thinking of beefing up my 1TB RAM workstation to 1.5, and maybe getting another NAS server.

Literally was not aware I have the money until this morning.

Why the fuck would you ever need 1 TB of ram?

you only need 8GB really

get loads of paprika pringles

Can someone give me an update on the Poleaboo saga? Last I heard he was grinding a smartphone game like a normie

do a cheeky embezzlement

>1TB RAM

30000 mice

Buy a used gas chromatograph and a centrifuge.

um so the gubmint cant spy on you????

*Hacks into your main frame*

Get some gas washing bottles and some rubber hose. Then build a gigantic bong.

>go to post
>received a warning for replying to "garbage posts"

how about you just delete the fucking garbage post so i can't reply to it you fat fucking loser. 99% of posts on Sup Forums are utter garbage

Nah lad. Buy zucker rats and release them somewhere fun.
Like parliament.

banned for complaining about Sup Forums, scum

No paki rape gangs enjoying children under Govt supervision.

me the pint

Business idea: convert to Islam

and?

Genome assembly and some other memory-intensive algorithms.

Them de Bruijn graphs get huge.

no, there's no "and" missing from that post

where do you work m90

If there wasn't why did he make such a boring post.

business idea: remind the janny that he's sacrificing his own free-time to moderate a Taiwanese mattress testing laboratory at zero compensation

Bloody scientists

Research lab.

>I found it boring so it needs an "and" added in
that's not how grammar and sentence structuring works

would you prefer a chaotic unmoderated mess of a website?

>tfw gay black african muslim female

You sound autistic lol

What's the difference?

yeah, obviously, but where?

oh fuck it I don't even care

fuck off

Anything over 30G is a waste. If you really want more computing power then get four or five smaller PC and network them for parallel processing.

Not huge enough for 1tb you window licker.

Have you been on Sup Forums during the afternoon

>Anything over 30G is a waste
Tip top kek, 1TB isn't even enough for some of the things I do.

Can't sleep, lads.

Ahh yes the Labour socially conservative heartlands will vote for a lesbian

It's almost lunch time ..

>have to spend it
Or what?

Then you're shit at coding. L2parallelize.

Well, it's almost midday.

>parallelize
fuck off yank

Don't judge me.

business idea: exchange goods and services for bits of paper and metal