If you don't have this in your country, you live in a third world country

If you don't have this in your country, you live in a third world country.

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I want it so bad

isn't it just available in the US, Aus and NZ

if you play this you are under 18 or a manchild

Well if having a fuckton of manchildren is what makes you a first world country, I never want to be first world.

What's the fucking point of this "game"? You can't even fight or train in it.

manchild reporting!

Even normies play this shit. I don't understand the appeal. It's hardly an actual Pokemon game

Manchildren pls

Just register a us iCloud account

But there is...

I downloaded the apk, activated GPS though it consumes a hell lot of battery and all.

No pokemon, no gyms, walked around the city for 2 hours and nothing happened.

I think servers are blocked in my shithole country.

it's literally just trying to appeal to the "XD i'm a 90s kid and such a nerd" audience.
the game is literally just Ingress with a pokemon skim

...

Can't you just get the apk?

does this work offline?

servers don't work in most countries anyway so the apk is useless

It's working for me tho.

They don't work in all countries, regardless of availability.

Ok autismo

apparently it's being used more than even Tinder right now and is neck to neck with Twitter so I'd say it's pretty mainstream.

And it's making mad money.
mad as in billions and billions of dollars.

This, retards don't understand it's a normie game for normies.

JUST

Braindead morons are who play this game. If i find a manchild having a battle in the middle of the street i ll get infront of him and flip the flip him off until he walks away.

If he goes ignoremode.jpg i ll go over him and try to pick a fight.

The American who takes a walk by Pokemon GO is an increase
we're thinking an American would get thin

>>Pokemon
>old cartoon for kids from XX century
>the only thing they want is your money
>I don't understand this hype, I saw this game on youtube and this game is nothing special

>6% of Android users have Pokemon GO
Thats fucking insane. Just reaching 1% means the application is super super super popular.

I know more girls(who go outside more, i'll give em that) that play this game compared to guys.

But still, even a random dealer i met last night in a forest was playing it.

This shit is huge

Be wary where you get it from: fortune.com/2016/07/10/pokemon-go-malware/

Are only first generation monsters available on Pokemon Go? If so I am glad since I am an oldfag who has never played other than green/red version

>You can't download the game because your phone is Android 4.3 and downloading a newer version is a fucking mess

It was 5% yesterday and there seems to not be any brakes on the hype train

>You can't even fight or train in it.
Techinically speaking, you are incorrect.

Enlighten me.

Do we have this in our country? I haven't paid attention since I'm not 12 anymore.

Can you battle other trainers in this shit? If not, what's the point?

Do you love pokemon?

You can fight other trainers' Pokemon at gyms and train at gyms. Fighting however is much different from the games. You only have two moves (1 regular, 1 special), you need special points to use the special move and you get them by using the normal move, you can manually make your Pokemon dodge moves, missing an attack is not chance based, it is based on you literally not aiming the move right. Supereffectiveness is still a thing at least.

Also gyms mean a totally different thing than gyms in traditional Pokemon games

mostly pokegirls.

They blocked the servers to Brazil.

It's not released in Japan yet ,for the Pokemon company have to prepare so brilliant internet server because many Japanese are likely to play it.

If you actually have that installed on your phone and you're over the age of 12, you're worse than a 3rd world country you fat fuck manchild

Sorry, I'm older than 12.

Literally everyone has it installed.

Everyone I know who has it installed is at least a freshman in college. Most kids don't because it's some lame ass shit. All of my little cousins uninstalled it after 20 minutes because they got bored of it

So, the game doesn't take in consideration if the user is in an avenue or main street? Will manchild and womyn die from this?

pls r8

>local mosque is a pokestop
>muslims see me trying to catch pokemon
>get 100 whiplashes for playing a haram game near a mosque

>Normie Genwunners ebin 90's kids shitting up /vp/

babby

>Pokemon over Ingress
I hate this meme.

its super fun.

everyone knows ingress is for nerds and this pokememe is for everyone

I'd rather be a nerd than a filthy weeb.

>original pokemon country
>still not release PoGo

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

Noob

It needs to stop. My father dies with a cancer because of this.

I tried playing earlier but nothing would show up near me.

I never got the appeal of thinly vialed dog fighting for children.

Why are you using it? Are you "playing" this shit to molest the children who use it?

Leave kids alone, manchild neckbeard faggot

Even Pokemon are scared to go into favelas.

What the fuck is this garbage

True. Pokémon is the new thermometer to designate relevant countries.

Some of my friends play this. What's so good with it??

If your country hasn't created Pokemon, you live in a third world country.

>tfw favorite local hiking area is full of neckbeards staring at their phones now

wsj.com/articles/pokemon-chasing-investors-send-nintendo-shares-soaring-1468228206

>nintendo barely did anything for new game
>stocks jumped 25% this week

if you didn't invest in nintendu stocks, you clearly fucked up phamalam.

>be american
>play pokemon go
>turns out it's a white people tracker for dindus
>get robbed

Ah fuck i was gonna Buy some

I don't really need to play it, m8.

Mines 4.2 and no upgrades ;_____;

what if you're armed.
archived.moe/k/thread/30533908/

They are supposed to do pokemon battle, not racial battle

Pokemon go is lots of fun, if you're not autistic and incapable of human interaction. You have to meet new people to really play it. My city had a meeting of 2600 people catching Pokemon at a local park last night.

twitter.com/moot/status/752564273084149760

t. salty shit
People who haven't played this shit in years are downloading it to play it. It's popular, not just with manchildren or kids. It's popular with everyone who doesn't secretly hate themselves and the world.

this game will make americans get rid of their obesity

I read in the news people were using it to rob folks in the USA.

One can only hope.
We owe Japan one for this.

I wish I was still a student, my uni had tons of shit in ingress but where I am now there's nothing.

ok, i was just reading about Pokemon Go, im in Antarctica right now, do you think i could make money out of that game?

will i be able to catch an articuno and sell it for real money?

opinion pls?

You should be catching me fucking your mum lmoa

I got it yesterday and bumped into at least 6 groups of seemingly well-adjusted young adults walking around catching pokemon with their friends

It doesn't play anything like "real" pokemon but there's a lot of fun to be had and it's getting Americans to actually walk around, so it's a success in my book

>will i be able to catch an articuno and sell it for real money?

I don't think you can trade, at least not yet.

I don't play this because I never liked pokemon but everyone just thinks I'm some jaded cynical asshole who hates fun.