You wake up in Poland, what do you do?

> You wake up in Poland, what do you do?

claim Lebensraum

look for someone who can speak english and try to find out why I woke up in slav hell

Buy shitload of cheap alcohol and take a ferry to funland

Be happy I finally moved somewhere relevant. Impress qt poles with my sexy accent and dance moves

kill myself

>relevan
lol

relevant is relative, Mr. Ubermensch first worlder

>german butthurt
good job Guatemala

this

>you wake up at poland
be praised because I'm american lol

1) make some kompot
2) drink some kompot
3) go for the witcher license
4) work as a witcher
5) die from wolkodlak
6) ...
7) KURWA!

Become a Witcher and slay mad medieval poontang

I get my Master in butthurtism.

I would probably kill myself
Lets hope it will never happen

>> You wake up in Poland, what do you do?

Move back to England.

I want to rename myself.
hello I'm wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Invade

Seduce big tittied women with my American currency and citizenship, film some porno and make bank.

Guilt-trip them into re-aligning themselves with Napoleon the IVth.

Visit some concentration camps, piss in the showers and ovens, then just go home.

Jebane ojczyzna ale jestem rosijaninem. Bede zadowolony ze obudzil sie nie w Rosji

literally anyone here who is below 40 years old speaks English on at least basic level fąm
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
can't even bant us right, it's dższczrzszczśćdzżź
"Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę,
Będziem Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte,
Jak zwyciężać mamy"

1) Buy a book to learn the language
2) Use my engineering degree to get monies
3) Find qt Pole guy
4) Settle down

Buy tracksuit
Buy pack of cigs
Buy can of cheap beer
Squat on corner, smoke cigarette and drink beer
Find gang of fellow gopniks
Harass tourists
Go on Sup Forums and get butthurt

Go home to civilized nation after a month

hope its a nightmare and go back to sleep

Assimilate because best friends are slavs anyway

Revive the Commonwealth.

Get drunk with random guys in a bar and tell them how I suddenly woke up in Poland for no reason, take a bus trip back to Latvia afterwards.

Don't do it. I'm not joking, Slavs are fucking awful. I was born in a Slavic country and I know what I'm talking about.

marry a polish qt and take a ferry back to funland

Go to Kantor

I don't get shot or stabbed.

Go to Lodz and see if CD Projekt Red would hire me.

Good lad.
>Poland
>le squatting gopniks xDD
Oh, of course, it's a fucking leaf.
I fucking hate it when some tard from another continent who doesn't know shit about Poland tries to bant us, or any Slavic cunt for that matter, with overused ruskie memes. I'm not even butthurt, I can appreciate a good bant, but this is just stupid and embarassing. It's as if I started to joke about how all Canadians are gun-totting blobs of fat who constantly yell something about freedumbs. Or about how all Spaniards wear sombreros and mass immigrate to USA. Or about how China used samurai and kamikaze.
If you want to bant then show some fucking insight, otherwise save your 9gag tier jokes for yourself, because it's cringeful.

Visit my grandpa's house.

Please correct this map Olsztyn has a international airport now and this map offends me quite a lot because it dosn't show it.

This , only cause I have a friend in Finland

Thank you for the butthurt Janek

kill myself

get access to my money, visit warsaw for a few days then go back home

Try to (speak and) kiss a beautiful Polish woman qt.

kiss my gf goodmorning and turn to the other side when she gets ready for work
after she leaves, make myself coffee, have a little wank to futa comics, browse chans, watch youtube, rice my linux and go to work as usual

That wasnt even butthurt your bant is shit
t another polak

Go to Kraków and bang my ex

Fuck bitches, I heard Polish women are fond of Gauls.

Nice numbers lad but ive to dissapoint u

Yell "Lublin is Russian clay"

>kievan rus
>russia
Wypierdalaj jebany krvatsko chuju z dupy.

GRANATA NA HRVATA
PIECE OF SHIT USTASZ BEACH NIGGER
YOU SUB-SERB

Walk back to Lithuania and get hospitalised.

Tfw it actually happened.

>try to forage for mushrooms
>hope I don't get my ass kicked by scary polish people
>get rained on and catch pneumonia

And Krakow/south Poland is croatian clay.

Go to butthur school to learn how to butthur properly.

The one who allowed this should be imprisoned.

>croatians
Even white Croats were put down under "Polish" name.

Fuck off, fake nationality.

Tell us more pls

Some guy from a Lithuanian city was looking for a job in Germany, and decided to go back home through Poland on foot. Spent two weeks trying to do that, but since it was winter his feet got frostbite and he had to have his legs amputated. amputated. Happened a little bit over five years ago.

lol

I expected a story about you getting beaten up, but this is even more amusing

Look around, explore, mingle with the locals if given a chance, visit Krakow, see the Zakopane, etc.

>on foot

Why? It looks good and has much more passangers than planned?

I remember that everyone outside Olsztyn was whining about it but now it seems to work and they just went quiet, no apologies.

Based Poland

...

>has much more passangers than planned?
Oh...

I would gasp
>eh. Nothing changed

Unite the former german clay.

STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT US
I DON'T LIKE THIS ATTENTION
THERE'S LIKE FIVE A DAY AND THEY ALL HIT THE BUMP LIMIT THIS HAS TO STOP

Move to the UK.

Um, go to the bathroom, get cleaned up, change clothes, and eat breakfast?