Quick! You have only 120 seconds to describe the difference between these two countries!

Quick! You have only 120 seconds to describe the difference between these two countries!

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>slavs with lot of mountains
>part of A-H
>under 30 years old
>name of country is ''land of slavs''

there is no difference, we were one nation but eternal german separated us

slovakia is bro tier
slovenia can fuck off

Slovakia has twice the area, population and GDP.

Slovakia is Hungarian land
Slovenia is Austrian land
Very simple

tough words as for somebody living in a country that belongs to germans

czechs in denial, serbs in denial

oh the irony

offering a ferry service direct to berlin for rapefugees when?

what's the matter hans?
inb4 muh breslau und stettin

perfect desu

austria was kings and shit, be more respectful

slovenia is central europe whereas slovakia is eastern europe

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We are whatever Kosovo is, because Kosovo is Slovenian.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but Poland is just a meme country.

Have you ever heard Slovak music? Shit's scary. It's like proto-Slavic choral music performed by gypsies.

slovenia is butthurt at us

wtf are you talking about

Katovice,
Old Town
Maribor
Ljubliana

Slovak folk music just sounds uncivilized (but intriguing) to my ears.

u wot m8

>uncivilized
what, how can music sound uncivilized?

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This for example, one of the most popular songs

Shit slav
Even more shit slav

Don't come here, the hostels might get you.

exyugo vs. exczech

>not Felvídek
Suspicious

Why would I come to a slavic shithole

>less than a 100 blacks and no chance of getting hot
>shithole

>estonia

>Lithuania: The electric boogaloo

Niggers are smart enough not to come to slavic shitholes.

>niggers
>smart

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>liberia

do i look like i just got off from the butthurt bandwaggon for ya

Germany: The neglected clay

The left insignia is for girl scouts, and the right is for boy scouts.

>availible

Slovakia has Sulik, Slovenia doesn't

They have different names.

He looks like a gayer version of Schulz.

Austria is germanized slovenes,
Czechia is germanized slovaks.

Amigood ?

on the second part yes dunno about first

It's true.

Nope, no Slavs in Easternreach, did you really think the master race would mix with the underman?

>Prekmurje
>Primorska

>cheerokee empire

NEIN!

>Slovakia
Used to be part of Czechia
>Slovenia
Didn't used to be part of Czechia

Kaj imata Prekmurje in Primorska veze z Avstrijo?

No.
Both will play vital part in revitalization of Bohemian Pan-European Empire.

Bolj malo.

No, Czechs are Czechs you uncultured swine

Jdi se vysrat

Both are Poles in denial

No vidiš.

Slovenia was once part of the glorious french empire, not Slovakia.

Ha, and if you say "Imam otroka", for a Slovene it's part of life, for a Slovak you're doing slave trade.

>implying there is difference between children and slaves

Wysrany, co teraz?

Picrel statue in Bratislava. Its said to be soldier of Napoleon that fallen in love with girl while walking in Bratislava.

Ale ne. Už z toho je zase slovanský šitfest.

Cela Slovenija je bila nekoč avstrijska, Prekmurje po 1526., obala pa sicer šele 1815, a je to vseeno dejstvo. Poleg tega pa so se v Prekmurju naseljevali tudi nemški kolonisti, tako da trditev o avstrijskosti cele naše države pač drži.

:DDDD

Hockey? :3

To ne spremeni dejstva, da je bila večina ozemlja današnje Avstrije včasih poseljene s Slovenci, ki so bili pozneje asimilirani.

Slovani: sami usraneti.

Slovakia is to the north, Slovenia is to the southwest.
Slovakia is fully Hungarian clay, Slovenia only in parts.

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We will never forget Slovensko Porabje, Sandor. When you least expect it, we will pull anuvva Trianon on you.

wait you niggers call your country Slovensko too?

Slovensko literally means Slovene (property).
Come back Slovene man.

but you are the ones who left

No bully our clay. :^)

But those are the facts Milos.

by that logic Hungary is Turkish land

Slovenia is yugo, Slovakia is not

We are Central European.

Slovenia are backstabbing fags.

Slovakia are bros I guess

I know that my german friend, but you were part of yugoslavia

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Not true, remember Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia.

Slovakia = hockey
Slovenia = Bad hockey

But we are bre #1 fans of Srbija. In fact, most of Sup Forums thinks that we are actual Serbs.

By that logic so is parts of southern slovakia.

>central european
I knew a Slovak a few years ago, and it was so easy to trigger him by mentioning that Slovakia was Eastern European. It got to the stage one day where he brought a map of Europe with him, knowing that I would joke with him about it, and drew bisecting lines across Europe that met in Slovakia just to prove his point.

what?

thats why i said its retarded logic

Wait, you're saying Slovaks do actually see the Kingdom of Hungary as an occupying force?

Yes

How you backstabbed us and became lackeys of Germany prior to WW2

So? Proves my point. Backstabbed. Serbs did not want to attack "fellow south slavs" while you guys made us out to look like demons and slaugtered our men just so you could get your own country. You can keep your shitty country but fuck, be ashamed of yourselves.

Is Slovakia more like Slovenia or Czechia?

That was around the time you welcomed Hitler to ur country and all its armaments with open arms, wasn't it?

Serbia never wanted to attack, it kinda just happened

Thats not backstabbing Slovakia was first country to join nazi Germany. It was pretty clear what our intentions were. Backstabbing means pretending to be friend/ally and then attacking from blind spot

czechia, we are nothing like slovenia t bh

>naselijo srbe po Sloveniji
>organizirajo mitinge resnice
>napadejo Slovenijo
>M-Mi nismo nič krivi!

Pretending to be friendly for 20 years and once you got your chance to push a dagger up to Pepíks spine you did. Very brave of you Jožo.

UK, USA and France invited Hitler to Sudetenland, we were very much war ready.
Guess it turned out for the best though, virtually no war casualties in Cze. throughout the whole WW2.

>we are nothing like slovenia

In what way are you different to us?

Slovakia
>Central Europe
> Hockey
>Czech clay
Slovenia
>Southern Europe
>No hockey
>Italian clay

slovakia isn't landlocked I think

Slovakia doesn't have as many caves.

We're not bad at hockey, actually. Ever heard of Anže Kopitar?