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Tsuuuu edition

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this specific girl from west london

ahaha fuck france alberto barbosa always wins

doing a smashing pumpkins listen

good edition

>Apply to jobs literally for years
>Don't even get rejection emails
>FINALLY got accepted for a full time job
>At 25 years old
>I'm 25 years old and earning £15k

What makes it more depressing is that I've actually been trying to find a job for years. If I had just been sitting on my arse doing nothing for years then I'd get what I deserve. But I've actually been trying and no one was willing to give me a chance until I was 25

tsu

Golly! A new thread gents! A new thread! Yes, Yes! Do come in. Make yourselves at home! I'll put the kettle on!

We have a constituency-based parliamentary system. The PM is and always has been the first among equals. What you're supporting is an american-style presidential party model, which is incompatible with our system. The failure of Corbyn to unite his party is proof of this

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Theresa May:

Thoughts?

What are you working as?

better late than never

business idea: 4TB M2 SSDs

I'm a fan of that specific girl as well

Fucking hell lads I already miss ed, not sure how I'll cope without Dave

What books should I read so that my time away from work isn't a waste of time?

Only books that will improve my earning powers please.

good lad

what was on your CV when you were accepted at 25?

crap

mirth

Dave's last PMQs on Wednesday

I'm hoping for a brawl since he no longer needs to gie a fuck

hmm

want a cute twink bf to hang out with and pound his butt every night

programming stuff desu

I'M LITERALLY FUCKING LOGGING INTO WORK'S SYSTEMS RIGHT NOW AND WORKING I WILL BE RICH ONE DAY ROOOOO

remember that /brit/ map someone made where /brit/ posters put a tag thing on where they lived and it got spammed into oblivion because there was no limit on how many tags could be put down?

Might go to bed early lads, whatcha think?

all me

slam poetry is rap for white people

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>the first question

Jesus Christ. I lose all my hope sometimes.

Hello
I'm Shinji, and, I am a temperate drinker.

zeemaps.com/pub?group=1574396 this?

Rate my job interview outfit

>flatmate comes home after away with his gf
>internet no longer works for more than 10 minutes

ah yes very good

TSUUUUUUUUUU

I'm not that specific girl but I am from west london come over lad

No/10

What's your job now? What were you doing? Did you fall for the uni meme?

whats his fucking problem?

NEED to know what job

We'll be in touch / 10

>get so stressed out applying for graduate schemes ive started to avoid doing it

his problem is he's too much of a fucking lad

autism

Same. Well, fed up of rejection and the stress of interviews.

working a 9:5 makes me feel sad

absolutely shit having 5 days of your week taken away

why is he wearing nigger trousers

Chronicle autism

Had a moment of autism earlier and considered going to live in the alps

have now recovered

Other pic was from the other day.
This is me and my new boss

>graduate schemes

They are a meme unless you want to be a banker.

Is it weird that I like working?

I honestly get bored at home. I'd rather be earning money than doing nothing.

I'm moving house soon just to be within 1 mile of work so I can go in whenever I want. Honestly if they gave me an office I could sleep in and retire too when I want I'd never leave.

r u a billionaire

Tsu?

listening to music I made myself cause its fucking brilliant and I'm fucking brilliant too

bit edgy

looks like he's about to shit himself

Fuck you I work 9 to 530 and I still got enough left to blast out 2 hour sesh at the gym afterwards.

So you get 1 hour or half hour lunch breaks?

I only like working when I'm not doing it

What's her name?

but thats only way to get paid otherwise its 15k for the rest of your life.

do you have a gf and friends otuside of work?

>he doesn't wear a zoot suit to interviews

kek

how do you know what that looks like?

No worries lad, just take some time off

Theresa May

Is that a fucking vest?

Karol

Nope

didnt answer my question

>he doesn't smoke a zoot during interviews

kek

If you actually have a fun job or a career there's nothing wrong with that. If you are working a dead end job and still love it you have morphed into the worst kind of wagecuck.

So what do you do?

this 2bh

Is he gone then

Norfolk

9 to 5:30 with an hour break

absolute shit, i'd rather work 12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back

Getting my daily dose of Amos Yee lads
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Andrea

I'm 21 years old and I'm still a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl

Just repositioned my desk so when my new PC arrives next week I can keep the transparent panel facing outwards. I am also seated right next to the window instead of my desk being next to the window.

Its now raining against the window, and comfy AF

Na. I like working too

I'm the lad that got a job at HSBC. Posted before.
Better late than never but I feel like time is against me as I've only now got a job most people get when they are 18

I've never even seen a girl

8:30 to 5:30 here with my 48 hour work week rights waived haha

don't even know what a girl is

it's an icelandic expression
verbal expression, not facial expression

Who?

>12 hour shifts three times a week and get 4 days of my week back

been there done that

1 day is too tired to do anything
1 day doing all things you needed to do
1 day of joy
1 day dreading the slog for the next 3 days.

don't pull a Derrick Bird m8

>got nudes off 2 (two) qts today

>watching a film
>look to your left
>see this
Your response?

her.

>fun job or a career

Office management, you tell me.

I'm king of a domain of runts.

Is that guy who posted Namjoo still here? just wanted to say you have good taste, she's underrated

>Spent a whole 5 months easing my way into convincing a female friend to give me nudes without ruining the friendship
>Finally got the nudes
>INSTANTLY don't give a fuck anymore but she keeps trying to flirt/send nudes

as opposed to 5 days of work followed by one day of rest and another of dreading the coming week?

5 days a week is school tier, it's shit

>excuse me, could you put your fucking feet away? Cretin.

post em

i kind of hate it some times but if im off for a week or something im happy to get back, i need a structure in my life or i go to shit

if its a girl then sniff

rate the gf lads