Things you hate with modern websites

>the website has a loading screen

>website loads to a blank page
>disable adblocker and refresh
>still loads to a blank page

You are a good person right?

>It has visitors who post racism frogs.

You can see the website text and pics as it is loading.
Finishes loading, everything disappears.
"This site requires Javascript"

Disable noscript and try again

JS.

This.

I just saw it doesn't though...

>the loading screen has a "click here if the page does not load"
>clicking it loads the page before the loading screen finishes
Final kek

It has users who misuse the meme arrows which would normally be used to quote or to indicate implication. Examples:
>Things you hate with modern websites

Or in the case of implication

>[implying] that you aren't a newfag

>Website unloads as you scroll down

>obnoxious menu that follow you as you scroll

>Website gets stuck
>hit refresh
>site loads completely before the refresh starts

>it scrolls forever

Javascript.

The website is just one endless page made for phonelets.

Having to click to another page to continue reading just so you get s fresh batch of ads. I don't understand why it's ok to have to click to another page for each paragraph, or in some instances some sentences and 1 picture per page. It's fucking ridiculous.

>Top 10 X you won't believe!
>Click on it because I'm bored out of my mind and need a good laugh
>First 4 entries are ads
>Next 2 are boring
>Next one is an ad
>That's it

What the fuck is wrong with people?

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>Cookies disabled
>Textbox explaining what a cookie is and asking you to accept
>The site reloads itself over and over because you have cookies disabled

>That bullshit of forbes who redirects you to a completely different page if you try to read an article

>You visit a site and it loads perfectly
>You visit it again or click a related link
>Massive popup blocking the whole site appears asking you to put your email and join
>No X button


>This site requires JavaScript

>middle click a link to open in a new tab
>all hell breaks loose

webpages that are mobile "friendly" on a desktop

gigantic waste of space

>website fills the entire screen
why this, God? It is so ugly.

Except he's quting what is implied by the website's design
In other words,
>the website has a losing screen
may not explicitly stated anywhere on the website but it is implied by the very existence of the website's loading screen

>website that you have to scroll like a faggot for an hour
>like the apple one

>bigass sticky panel so the article is only 50% of screen
>uses that stupid "PDF can execute JS" to show you ads
>doesn't work without JS at all
>jump as renders, and renders slowly
>dimmed images because it needs to load them from "cloud" so they end up loading a minute
medium.com hits so many

massive hero images irrelevant to the content with all of the text being below the fold.

Also text that is retrieved via AJAX instead of being rendered in serverside, its fucking cancer.

Basically this.
I really dislike modal windows. If I'm in a good mood, I will open the modal in the inspector and then delete it without even looking at its contents. If I'm not, I will disallow JavaScript entirely on that site the moment a modal pops up in my face. If that breaks it, tough luck, into the trash it goes. JS is being abused in some really awful ways on modern websites.

Meme arrows have been expanded through usage to include shiggy.

SO much fucking this.
>sign in with facebook because reasons
>give us your email address
>buy my hookers
NO
FUCK OFF

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An auto-refresh after one second, which is not JS? Why would anyone put something like that on their website? I don't think I've ever seen something that annoying anywhere, thankfully.

>he wants websites to trim to like 30% screen width and have fuckhueg blank areas on the side
hell no

>click on an article
>it starts autoplaying a video

By far the most annoying thing on the internet.

>middle click to open in new tab
>opens about:blank


>want to click link while site is loading
>site finishes loading before I click and I end up click something completely random that spawned under my cursor

if you don't like websites filling your screen, why do you keep your browser window maximized then?

>click anywhere
>new tab redirecting to som bs ad page

>click
>ad slides in from the side
>you click it due bad timing

>autoplay videos
>fuckmyears

>clickbait, clickbait everywhere

>google problem x
>find some forum
>open
>"google the problem, closed"

>SJWs

>Right wing scum

>vlog

>i'm a """ streamer"""
>no shit, when you are live, you are a streamer?

>gamer videos
fuck i hate todays internet

>infinite scroll

>infinite scroll but also there are links in the footer, that are constantly being pushed below your screen

The website is slow on purpose on mobile to make you install the app

>Watch porn
>Swipe down to find more related porn
>Accidentally tap like on Facebook not realizing
>Go on Faceberg the next morning
>It might as well be in the history books i watched a throatpie compilation

>autoplay video at start of article
>stop it
>scroll down
>once video is offscreen it pops up in a little window in the bottom right corner
>starts playing again

Really rustled my jimmies desu.

>Open porn site
>First video you click opens in a new tab
>old tab goes to advertised site
>stealth fapping
>barged in on
>mouse on x button no big deal
>camgirl staring at you and your guest shoving a dildo in her pussy out her mouth