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baked beans on toast edition

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tell me about john

why does he stride towards the camera?

doing a kev

internet has been total shit for 3 days and it's really doing my head in

yoko looks like a brown southeast asian gook in this one

MADMAN

thailad join the skype call on ya other account

Get NBNd convict

telstra?

iiNet

bummed my best mate and it has been awkward around him ever since. in a bit of a dilemma

but satanism is so passe and I abhor the satanist aesthetic

I'd do paganism if I wasn't so ethnically mixed

bit homoerotic

alri

going to check out what's on lmao probably filled with trite

Nobody has said anything for 11 hours~ according to Skype.

Look at the widdle elephant :3

rofl fag

lads why has my touch pad suddenly stopped working

>call a waifu who has done LITERALLY NOTHING MEANINGFUL for about 80 chapters in an action manga boring
>my comment gets deleted
I FUCKING HATE WEABOOS THIS IS WHY I NEVER GOT INVOLVED WITH THIS SHIT BEFORE
i'm going to read a fucking book

is it stopped completely or is it slow and laggy?

turn extensions off and restart your comp if it's the second

have you tried turning it off and on again

How about a childhood feels?

It was sports day and we were playing rounders, the ball was coming my way and I looked up to catch it but the sun was in my eyes and I couldn't see it. Next thing I know I'm on the floor, glasses broken and everyone is in hysterics laughing at me.

Since that day I have always went out my way to avoid public events where I could be potentially embarrassed or humiliated. My face is blushing just remembering this feel. Such an awful awful feel.

Completely stopped, had to go get a mouse.

>action manga

it could be thailad

he is known to hack your computer in unlikely/impossible ways

nah it's probably just fucked mate

Which mango is it lad?

tfw was the alpha lad in school

is thailad the bloke from asianstreetmeat.com?

My gf broke her jaw when she lost a pop fly in the sun

You're just a bitchnigga

>be 7
>play soccer for a club
>play our game and begin to leave
>walking area to carpark is behind one of the goals
>guys of at least 16-17 playing
>all of a sudden BAM
>fall on the ground
>realise i'd been smashed in the head by a missed goal shot
>hear them all laughing
>trying not to be sad
>start kind of laughing too
>leave

just gotta learn to laugh at yourself desu

Have you ever made a girl cum on your willy during sex lads?

Yes

Looking through archive from 2014 and realise Sup Forums was so better before every country had its general

Surprisingly many gimmicks back then still religiously posted

fuck off normie boy while you've still got the legs to carry you

Bit my cheek while eating reeeee

how does that even happen 2bh

>girls cum
this is a meme right

used to pull my pants all the way down to my ankles to have a piss at the urinal until the first week in middle school some chad walked up and slapped my ass in front of a bunch of boys and they laughed hysterically

fatty boy cheeks from eating too much junk food
*pinches your belly*

While I've got the chance I'll get some bad feels off my chest, it's too shameful and depressing to even write details on here of all places, lets just say I was short and speccy, got bullied by the geeks, made to cry in front of the class by girls and other shit. It motivated me to get /fit/ to defend myself, but here I am posting here gfless anyway, secondary killed my social life, I'm working on my social skills now but I find it hard to get close to people.

Been talking to a few people who treated me well in school lately and they commented on how I changed for the better.

pussy

>be me
>be average athletically but have good technique in soccer
>end up being a good player for my school team and score a goal every other game or so
>no one gives a shit cause i live in america and soccer doesnt matter
>would have been popular in literally any other country

pussy

*post timer wears off in 30 seconds*
down stairs getting junk food rn

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt forever

>some mean kids picked on me
>I'm scarred for life
Pussy

because soccer is fucking boring. the reason it id so popular around the world is because any nigger living in a 3rd world shithole can play it. you only need a ball and feet.

odds wank

GL

its not boring at top level club matches, this euros was fucking piss poor though

What did he mean by this?

...

STOP BULLYING ME

That Spanish people are subhuman and not white. hope the police get him desu

americans unironically think that spaniards and portuguese ppl are mexicans

i got huge scholarships for school for diversity b/c my family is from portugal kek

...

tired of this SHIT weather it's always blazing hot when you wake up and by the time the afternoon comes around a cloud the size of an american blots it out. then the next day it'll rain and probably fucking snow too knowing this schizophrenic climate.

thought all the data before October 2015 was dead

>i got huge scholarships for school for diversity b/c my family is from portugal kek


Fucking Amerileles

How come the weather here always starts nice and then as noon comes it becomes cloudy and shit, mornings are always good and then it just turns to shit.

well you're up early :o

chinky pussy smells like fish lads. nasty stuff

could beat all of you runts to a pulp with just my pinky

things are going well lads. got a 3rd date tomorrow.
*looks over at the shadowy, cloudy figure which lurks in the corner of my room*
what is it that you want from me? but she hasn't done anything wrong- no please not thi- oh ... okay i will

So did I but mainly just thumbnails

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Example of shit /eire/ thread just shitizen shit

post her nudes when you get them pls

>action posts irl
You fucking nerd

nah i wont but her body is way good

she has a thigh gap, the outline of abs, solid b/c cups

v. primo

They should make a new Crazy Taxi game desu

I dont understand how the fast and furious movies suddenly became a thing people are fans of and intricatly know the plot and lore of desu

I never slept kiddo.

ill scream at the top of my lungs "GETTING MY DAILY DOSE OF MOLYNEUX AND SARGON" if it means ill get a gf desu

me neither :3

which ones this ed

>grown tired of all the binary issues of humanity
>left vs right
>cops are bad, blacks are bad
>immigration is bad, we need more immigration
>race traitors vs we should encourage more race mixing
>women are treated unfairly, men are treated more unfairly than women
>theres so many genders! No, theres only two genders!
Not to mention just how confrontational everyone is with everyone else
>someone disagrees with me about anything = they should just die

How does anyone care about any of this anymore? How does anyone wake up in the morning and think "yeah I can't wait to shove my face in this bowl of shitstew"? Everyone on every side of these issues are hypocrites and cunts so what the fuck is the motivation to take part in any of this?

she wants a man from brum

Third eye status: wide open

Good post. Looks like the only reasonable thing to do is off yourself you mong

lol

Third eye status: Woke. Its been a thing in the last few years that people have been saying western politics and society is becoming more polarised desu.

I replayed the first one a while ago.
Was alright, but not as good as I remember.
The only dreamcast games that still hold up perfectly are skies of arcadia, powerstone 2, soul caliber, and shenmue.

Any good deals for Prime Day lads?

the one that flaked on the date

went back to hers on sunday and spent the entire night stabbing her guts and chatting it was mad lmfao

I used to like the sanic games, I played sm64 recently and that was still good, I should get a dreamcast emulator

rate the beard lads

I'm replaying it right now on Playstation Now, it controls like utter shit but it is still a very fun idea and concept. Would make a goat downloadable game.

I love all the punk pop/ska music in games from the late 90's early 00's too.

errr

rude???

Just seen a levis trucker jacket for 42 quid, been wanting a decent denim jacket desu

Skies of arcadia runs well in dolphin.
I've been replaying FFXII in PCSX2 Lately.
Looks great with resolution upscaling.

do a tour of thaiplace of ya still up for it

ecco the dolphin - any good?

Not seeing anything that jumps out desu. 500GB Xbox ones + kinect and games for £209. DOnt know if thats far below normal though. Seems shit again

how'd that swing around?

wasn't she the one who was saying talking to you was tiring?

That's not a beard buddy

Alright.
Dreamcast one is a bit clunky. but worth playing once.
They storyline is trippy as fuck. Aliens and time traveling dolphins and shit.

Yeah nah

alright, I'll shave it off

rate the annoying manchild facial hair lads

Swoop on that, that's a good deal

just swept a building site for about 45 minutes due to boredom

quite satisfying desu, gonna be completely ruined the first gust of wind but fuck it

lads look at the UK population

worldometers.info/world-population/uk-population/