you wake up in Italy
You wake up in Italy
Jordan Lewis
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Jason Turner
OI PAISANO
WHERE'S LUIGI WITH TA RAVIOLIS
James Flores
MACARONI
Ian White
AYYYYY MOZZARELLA
Luis Phillips
*DA DA HANDAMOVEMENTSA*
MAMAMIA WHEREISTHA COOPA I REALLY DOAHAVETO PEE
Evan Williams
Give my superior black seed to the nearest qt
Alexander Nguyen
AH DISSA PISSA ISSA SOA GOODA
Juan Gomez
DONTA FORGETOLINNI TO SAVEA SOMEA OF THATA PISS FOR MUMMAS SECRETA SAUCEA
Joseph Jones
FORMAGGIO AL FORNO
Noah Kelly
SCUSA?
ME ENCANTARE CON ESTE RAVIOLI!!!
Angel Brooks
OH NO I FLUSHA DA TOILET. NOW MA MAMA WILLA WHIPA ME. OHA WHAT LUCK
Isaiah Bennett
We do that in Israel too.
I wake up in Israel.
Kayden Smith
>wake up in Israel
Ian Richardson
I look for mambo classes so I can leave Italy as fast as possible
Grayson Bell
I-A WAS-A ROMAN-A AND-A SHIT-A
Ryan Clark
we do that hand gesture everyday
Brayden Nelson
PORCA MADONNA
SUCCHIAME IL CAZZO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA
CAPISCI?
Levi Martinez
>be Italian
>lose a war
Easton Anderson
This whole thread
Levi Rivera
Isaiah Adams
>you wake up in Australia
G'day m8, let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Did you come here to die? No I came yesterday!
Jayden Hall
Italian ancestry
Adam Flores
I love these threads
Jacob Cox
> be italian
> lose the war
> then win the war
Julian Long
...
Luke Harris
>you wake up in Italy
*Pay mafia*
Jose Foster
>Elbow+middle finger aka FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
>The "waving it"
>The circular "go on, get to the point"
>The "smarty cunt"
And yet people remember just the "ma che..."?
Levi Watson
kek
Colton Nelson
another day another struggle
Nathaniel Kelly
>wake up
>go outside
>get kidnapped by italian mafia and have organs sold to black market
William Baker
>that flag
Jordan Martinez
HE WALKS AMONG US
Oliver Bell
>you wake up in Italy
>go back to sleep for two more hours at least
We really have to explain everything to you forestieri
Hunter Johnson
>you wake up in Italy
>wake up in bed
>with your hot mom
YEAAAAAAH
Jackson Thompson
what does italian pussy taste like?
Juan Walker
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Isaac Russell
>cross the Alps
>Take a train
>I'm back home
wew
Leo Kelly
> you will never be european
Carter White
umm, excuse me? didn't wake up in Italy? it's Venesia (note the spelling)
Landon Martinez
...
Lucas Butler
>Take the ferry from Ancona
>Back home in less than a day.
Wew
Brayden Brooks
Fight off the Roman Catholic Church's magicians and sink The Queen of the Adriatic Sea and the rest of her fleet
Jackson Taylor
> How Japan sees Europe
Carter Smith
Shiro please Go out and play with samurais
Isaac Rogers
it's funny because "shiro" means "white" in jewpanese
Christian Torres
NOW THATS'SA A SPIIICY MEATABALL
Thomas Walker
Anime is not real life.
Joseph Harris
>All these Catholic losers jealous of Academy City's scientific advancements
I'll just have to crush that illusion of yours
Owen Green
Y-yes okay Japan very well done, are there any new toys you would like me to buy for you?
Ayden Perez
A new Guts figurine would be nice
Xavier Allen
>notice I'm italian
>go back to sleep as a good patriot
Christian Gray
sorry, the Guts figurine i bought you 2 years ago is still on the shipping boat
Connor Reed
My sides you asshole
Adam Powell
toni babamaboni X'D
Austin Gomez
you'd be screwed unless you know Italian well because English isn't really spoken, especially in the south.
John Ortiz
>wallow in self-pity
>ask for euros
>get euros from grandma merkel
>donate it to berlusconi's campaign because he promised to fix your self-esteem and make anime real
Ryan Russell
what a funny thread, haha
Jordan Brooks
dio cane
Ryan Collins
Fredo, sei il fratello maggiore e io ti voglio bene ma non ti azzardare mai piu a schierarti contro la famiglia, รจ chiaro? Mai piu
Tyler Torres
It is always the sicilian stereotype.
Gavin Adams
>be italian
>lose against abyssinia
>fight war with germans
>betray
>fight war with germans
>betray
>goes into the EU with germans
>gets cucked
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Oliver Adams
...
James Morris
>evil hand syndrome
kek
Jose White
the sopranos are neapolitan
William Cox
HOL UP
*gesticulates*
SO U BE SAYIN
*moves out at 35*
THAT WE WUZ
*pays protection money to the mafia*
AYO AYOO HOL UP MUH NIGGA
*elects Silvio Berlusconi*
U BE SAYIN
*directs the crusaders to sack Constantinople*
SO U BE SAYIN
*turns fascist*
WE WUZ
*loses war to Ethiopia*
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIEEEET