"user, can you fix my macbook so I can play farm games on facebook again??"

"user, can you fix my macbook so I can play farm games on facebook again??"

go outside, girls don't play farmville anymore

50€ or fuck off. I'm done with free support, even in family.

Ok. You paying in cash or gash?

Cash grass or ass

1 hour with your ass and we have a deal

>not taking the laptop and mine her passwords from her browsers keychain.
>not going though her facebook to find nudes.
>If it is hard to fix, you just give it back, say you couldn't, life goes on, but with titties.

I don't even know what they teach you guys in school these days...

Nudes dont pay my rent or get my dick wet user

I guess you are right.
Still, I find it arousing. Do you know how tech illiterate the average user is? How much information you can get from them out of their computer? information they have no idea is still there?

But yeah, economically it doesn't do much. And it makes your chances of getting your dick wet significantly lower (the hour long fapping sessions make the process of dating seem tedious as fuck)

>not taking the laptop and mine her passwords from her browsers keychain.
>not going though her facebook to find nudes.
I don't give a shit about people lifes, I want the money and no blackmailing is not an option.
>If it is hard to fix
There are no such things as hard to fix when you use linux 10hr/day for almost a decade.

>ransomware

Yea sure..
>thanks user.
Yyou t too

this gamer gurrll that uses mac products and plays farmville meme is years old

if she knows me on name basis maybe we are friends and i'd be glad to help her for free without demanding pussy or money. if we aren't friends i'd put down a price. simple as that.

>risking your freedom for some nudes
I really don't understand people nowadays...

Blackmail and credit card numbers do though.

that's obviously a guy

>not installing a persistent reverse shell with root access

we are not all as desperate as you lad. I didn't think pictures of tits were that hard to find online desu senpai

this tbhq

farmville hasn't been on facebook for at least 3 or 4 years

since when do dicks get wet wtf

When you shove them into wet stuff they get wet

>>not installing a persistent reverse shell with root access
How would you do this on a Mac? Or Windows, even.