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>United States of Mexico
d-d-d-did you reverse-annex?
yes...
Can Mexico's Mexico be invited?
yes familia.
why dont central americans blanda up?
I am sorry I dont understand. You want us to be less flavourful?
to merge into one country
American'ts: what languages do you speak other than Cheeseburgish?
Spanish. Bad english, ghettonese.
/MeNa/
Oh! Well uh...
Gross political incompetence dating from a colonial period based on exclusion?
Haha, we have been balkanizing since he 1820's. I wish we could merge...
YAY ALGERIA SAVED /CUM/ FROM ITSELF
KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN
STOP SPYING ON ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
put a camera in front of their camera
Deus Vult (≧∇≦)
Why am I so extremely thirsty every single morning? It's gotten to the point where I can barely get out of bed because of how much my head hurts.
just stabbed myself lads haha
Post pic
Canadians are so stupid they stab themselves
nhelp im drunjk cum
Most insecure boards
1.pol
2.fit
3.int
h-hello
HAHHAAH POO IN DA LOO INDIA!
P L O O
O
O
how does it feel to live in India
watching a stream of AG lynch getting interrogated by some committee
bitch is stonewalling, she has nothing of substance to say and just keeps misdirecting
Probably like Canada but instead of shitty people there's shitty streets
>sanders has endorsed clinton
...
Wow that's deep
What will happen if he declares he will run independant?
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
I JUST HEARD A GUNSHOT.
a huge chunk of the youth vote and independants would follow him and bail on the democrats
but he won't, the greens would love to take him but they're retards
he's falling in with the devil herself
bruh fuck the background music is HELLA funky
Guess class is gonna be empty tomorrow
>m-m-muh democratic socialism
it was pretty funny to watch those reddit fuckers fall in love with that little old jew and then the overlords who run that site shilling hard for clinton
>mfw unwittingly OD'd on amphetamine sometime yesterday
>suddenly woke up during night with stomach pains and nausea
>went to the restroom, took an explosive diarrhea shit then vomited
>vomiting continues periodically all night, I get barely any sleep
>still feverish and nauseous, alternating between sweating and cold chills
how fucking GAY, haven't I suffered enough?
/blog
Bernie was like Santa Claus.
He promised them everything.
now they gotta face reality.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
vote trump faggot
>mom brings you chicken nuggets
>scream at her and freak out on dem nugs
you should be ashamed of yourself, acting like a 6yo girl
reality is clinton will meet a handful of his ideas halfway on the dems platform and then ignore it to do whatever she wants the second she gets into office
the only way she's going to get his supporters is if she offers him a position on her cabinet
which is something that bitch should be familiar with
What VNs y'all play on android? Should i download eraser? Today i played a mini VN where the narrator marries a ghost girl
>VN
Big dumb Indian scum
a diet high in salt and fat
>when sanders supporters are saltier than a brine sea
How bad is it to set both your AC and senpai on yourself and sleeping naked, amd then waking up not being able to feel parts of your body or feeling a sharp pain in it? Its the only way my fat ass can sleep in this weather
>tfw ur wee wee is hard but you dont have a gf to play with it so its stuck being hard for hours
Sanders supporters should vote for Trump to spite the senile old Boomers :^)
You have a hand don't you?
yeah but thats a sin
So is premarital sex
Yea but that's different.
you had me going for a moment
kek
handjobs arent sex
Why are girls so cute?
Pls responsd americans are ky only friends on this board every one else ignores me
I do that in the summer because I have heat sensitivity and I don't have that issue
Try losing weight
If it looks safe then it must be 2bh
...
Should I play Final Fantasy 14, or finish Chrono Trigger today?
you should take that fucking COCK out of your pants and jack THE FUCK off to Asian feet rn
MENA FREE
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
and canada
Chrono Trigger and then play Chrono Cross
I see a chink in that armour
Is that your gf?
This.
>mfw seeing /mena/+/cum/ in the catalog this morning
yes we'll go on a crusade together
B-But i just started
I'm a #trumppump now
She is qt as hell bro
had to skip a whole day of /cum/
felt bad
excellent
It was fine except for the Algerian but he was just banned finally. I dont think you guys realize that /mena/ views islam as more cancerous and destructive than any of you do, they had to live it first hand
If there's anyone /cum/ should merge with it's /asean/
Fuck off, Flip.
no
The slashes in /cum/ act as a wall to keep others out. Respect the wall
the only acceptable hybrid thread is /balcum/
Do you hide your bookmarks when people come over?
>nobody even questions that my presence as the only noteworthy German isn't already an integral part of /cum/
I have different users for when I am alone and when people are over
>not browsing in private mode
what does private mode have to do with bookmarks
Yes
Why would you hide your bookmarks unless it's porn?
>tfw I always get calls from the insurance call center
>tfw I always blast Chinese Pop and they hang up after 30 seconds and five "Hello?? Hello???"
lmao get a real job you little shits
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this song makes me feel very incomfortable
>Marwguhreedaw
>artisan
>tfw learning spanish so I can enjoy those spicy /lat/ memes
/cum/ is home but our meme game is weak
our memes are fine
you're just comparing us to other generals
>ctrl+f /cum/
>4 results
cross generals are a mistake
I need help lads, im on a test rn
in the catalog
Just be yourself.
Pic semi related
does not sound like a very german thing to do
not even sure why they keep calling me since 2013 and I never once had a real conversation with them
and the number keeps changing by one or two digits all the time so i can't even block it effectively
Just had a tasty chicken salad sandwich.
lol that's kinda autistic
>german calling anyone or anything autistic
oh i'm lafffin!
What's autistic about a tasty homemade poached chicken salad with celery and grapes between two toasted warm slices of wheat bread?
LOL
I can't believe you LITERALLY asked that