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>United States of Mexico
d-d-d-did you reverse-annex?

yes...

Can Mexico's Mexico be invited?

yes familia.

why dont central americans blanda up?

I am sorry I dont understand. You want us to be less flavourful?

to merge into one country

American'ts: what languages do you speak other than Cheeseburgish?

Spanish. Bad english, ghettonese.

/MeNa/

Oh! Well uh...
Gross political incompetence dating from a colonial period based on exclusion?
Haha, we have been balkanizing since he 1820's. I wish we could merge...

YAY ALGERIA SAVED /CUM/ FROM ITSELF

KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN

STOP SPYING ON ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

put a camera in front of their camera

Deus Vult (≧∇≦)

Why am I so extremely thirsty every single morning? It's gotten to the point where I can barely get out of bed because of how much my head hurts.

just stabbed myself lads haha

Post pic

Canadians are so stupid they stab themselves

nhelp im drunjk cum

Most insecure boards
1.pol
2.fit
3.int

h-hello

HAHHAAH POO IN DA LOO INDIA!
P L O O
O
O

how does it feel to live in India

watching a stream of AG lynch getting interrogated by some committee

bitch is stonewalling, she has nothing of substance to say and just keeps misdirecting

Probably like Canada but instead of shitty people there's shitty streets

>sanders has endorsed clinton

...

Wow that's deep
What will happen if he declares he will run independant?

REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

I JUST HEARD A GUNSHOT.

a huge chunk of the youth vote and independants would follow him and bail on the democrats

but he won't, the greens would love to take him but they're retards

he's falling in with the devil herself

bruh fuck the background music is HELLA funky

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Guess class is gonna be empty tomorrow

>m-m-muh democratic socialism

it was pretty funny to watch those reddit fuckers fall in love with that little old jew and then the overlords who run that site shilling hard for clinton

>mfw unwittingly OD'd on amphetamine sometime yesterday
>suddenly woke up during night with stomach pains and nausea
>went to the restroom, took an explosive diarrhea shit then vomited
>vomiting continues periodically all night, I get barely any sleep
>still feverish and nauseous, alternating between sweating and cold chills
how fucking GAY, haven't I suffered enough?
/blog

Bernie was like Santa Claus.

He promised them everything.

now they gotta face reality.

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

vote trump faggot

>mom brings you chicken nuggets
>scream at her and freak out on dem nugs

you should be ashamed of yourself, acting like a 6yo girl

reality is clinton will meet a handful of his ideas halfway on the dems platform and then ignore it to do whatever she wants the second she gets into office

the only way she's going to get his supporters is if she offers him a position on her cabinet

which is something that bitch should be familiar with

What VNs y'all play on android? Should i download eraser? Today i played a mini VN where the narrator marries a ghost girl

>VN
Big dumb Indian scum

a diet high in salt and fat

>when sanders supporters are saltier than a brine sea

How bad is it to set both your AC and senpai on yourself and sleeping naked, amd then waking up not being able to feel parts of your body or feeling a sharp pain in it? Its the only way my fat ass can sleep in this weather

>tfw ur wee wee is hard but you dont have a gf to play with it so its stuck being hard for hours

Sanders supporters should vote for Trump to spite the senile old Boomers :^)

You have a hand don't you?

yeah but thats a sin

So is premarital sex

Yea but that's different.

you had me going for a moment

kek

handjobs arent sex

Why are girls so cute?

Pls responsd americans are ky only friends on this board every one else ignores me

I do that in the summer because I have heat sensitivity and I don't have that issue

Try losing weight

If it looks safe then it must be 2bh

...

Should I play Final Fantasy 14, or finish Chrono Trigger today?

you should take that fucking COCK out of your pants and jack THE FUCK off to Asian feet rn

MENA FREE

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
and canada

Chrono Trigger and then play Chrono Cross

I see a chink in that armour

Is that your gf?

This.

>mfw seeing /mena/+/cum/ in the catalog this morning

yes we'll go on a crusade together

B-But i just started

I'm a #trumppump now

She is qt as hell bro

had to skip a whole day of /cum/
felt bad

>crusading with germans

ayyyy senpai

no mercy for saracens

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

excellent

It was fine except for the Algerian but he was just banned finally. I dont think you guys realize that /mena/ views islam as more cancerous and destructive than any of you do, they had to live it first hand

If there's anyone /cum/ should merge with it's /asean/

Fuck off, Flip.

no

The slashes in /cum/ act as a wall to keep others out. Respect the wall

the only acceptable hybrid thread is /balcum/

Do you hide your bookmarks when people come over?

>nobody even questions that my presence as the only noteworthy German isn't already an integral part of /cum/

I have different users for when I am alone and when people are over

>not browsing in private mode

what does private mode have to do with bookmarks

Yes

Why would you hide your bookmarks unless it's porn?

>tfw I always get calls from the insurance call center
>tfw I always blast Chinese Pop and they hang up after 30 seconds and five "Hello?? Hello???"

lmao get a real job you little shits

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this song makes me feel very incomfortable

>Marwguhreedaw
>artisan

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>tfw learning spanish so I can enjoy those spicy /lat/ memes
/cum/ is home but our meme game is weak

our memes are fine

you're just comparing us to other generals

>ctrl+f /cum/
>4 results
cross generals are a mistake

I need help lads, im on a test rn

in the catalog

Just be yourself.

Pic semi related

does not sound like a very german thing to do

not even sure why they keep calling me since 2013 and I never once had a real conversation with them
and the number keeps changing by one or two digits all the time so i can't even block it effectively

Just had a tasty chicken salad sandwich.

lol that's kinda autistic

>german calling anyone or anything autistic
oh i'm lafffin!

What's autistic about a tasty homemade poached chicken salad with celery and grapes between two toasted warm slices of wheat bread?

LOL
I can't believe you LITERALLY asked that