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In pious commemeration of the glorious Battle of the Boyne edition

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somoene is trying to login to my steam account
they know my password apparently

what do

Quite like this edition tbqh

Joke I thought of today while dealing with some unwanted pests:

Q: What do Brits, Ants and Bees all have in common?

A: They all have a Queen.

1st for large SSDs

>You see the IRA didn't MEAN to kill innocent people they are "good" terrorists.

*bombs a hotel*

give me your password
i am a currently unemployed harvard graduated cybersecurity expert
i can help

Do you think technology will ever advance to the point that I can visit a small village in the congo dresed in wizard robes and make them think I'm a legit wizard?

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muh heritage

Jenna Haze gf when?

right lad you've been booked for nonce shit

moving the goalposts
(not an argument)

What separates the Brits there is that they don't have a work ethic.

has the queen ever came out and called these unionists fucking retards? wonder if that would damper their spirits

1. You can already do that now

2. You WILL be burnt alive for withcraft

4TB SSD

First for Larry the Cat

No because what we currently think of as "wizard robes" is very Eurocentrist. Different culture think of different things when they think about wizards.

Europe: Giant purple pointy hat with stars and moons and stuff and purple robes.

Africa: Lot of feathers, fur, face paint etc.

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shes disappointed that they don't go further

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nonce

She has entire days dedicated to people marching and waving UK flags for herself in London

>Ssds
Never again, la

*goes to zante*
WOYOOOYYYYYYYYYYY
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA
*throws up*
*posts instagram video of it*

all the congolese people will be in europe by that point

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might cop

Did they end up burning their houses down last night or what?

going a bit insane from sexual frustration

are larry

why not

good lad

...

I'll ask again, because I was probably too late in old thread...

Piglover's hum gone orchestral. What say you guys? I say it's pretty noice... [ youtu.be/uhyORjJ00Rk ]

yes

But i'll have a gun and be able to kill them at will and take their women.

Absolute rip off. crafted a full body suit out of them so I could finally become a super spy. Turns out they're just see-through.

based Larry is keeping his job

*sitting on the psychiatrists chair*
i think the real problem is...................im just a bit gay really. im a bit of a bender

reminder that landlords are sub-human scum

yeah they built a bonfire too close to a row of houses and some went on fire
i think another one collapsed and killed a few people

Not true, big difference between a bad witch and good witch only if he uses powers for evil does he get killed.

Bad witches will kill albino africans for body parts and endangered animals.

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Good witches just call on nature spirits etc. Must like Western wiccans who we are used to.

In Africa the witchcraft practitioners can very serious about their craft even willing to mutilate. As long as you don't hurt anyone and seek only to help people it shouldn't be a problem.

What's an absolute choon I can listen to while I make dinner? I'm hooked on Give It Up lately but I need more variety.

QUICK!

A boat full of European's are heading to Britain.

What will you do to stop them?

disgraceful

hope you reported them

very true post

reminder that kpop posts are ban evading; report them on sight

What a bunch of idiots

like this gimmick a lot

Just got a dark net package through lads

The post mark is from the same area as me so I literally have a highly rated vendor within a few miles of me lmao

I like to think that Big Dave made a big fuss about keeping the cat before being shouted at to pack his things faster

I tried too. Even wore the suit to demonstrate. They all ran away screaming something about the michelin man.

argentina is white

i asked for 10kg you mongs

Sea mine

how does the process of buying bitcoins work

Do they send it through Royal Mail?

Africans have guns too this isn't 1775 anymore you crazy Brit.

tut tut... all those poor women and children

send money
get bitcoins

yes 1st class
domestic post doesn't get checked in the UK

Failed on me once
Was using Crucial

>when they don't specify what kind of fly

not getting my shekels

Technically it's a servant's cat

He's the only one losing his job

C A L A I S
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Theresa May did Geography at Uni

just saying

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hmmmm

really makes u think heh

weird, I've never even had a HDD fail on me

You probably got one from a bad batch or something

fishing

jeremy corbyn has two (2) a-levels and he got a D in both of them

that's legit worse than some mank spacker twats at the shittiest colleges in britain

changing my bedsheets

not gonna get mum to help me this time

>What happens next?

>The 1922 Committee of Conservative MPs, which is overseeing the leadership contest, has declared Mrs May the new party leader "with immediate effect"
>David Cameron says he will take Prime Minister's Questions on Wednesday and then head to Buckingham Palace and officially tender his resignation to the Queen and recommend she sends for Theresa May as his replacement
>Mrs May will then go to Buckingham Palace to see the Queen and receive her invitation to form a government
>Theresa May should then be in place as UK prime minister by Wednesday evening - it is not yet clear when the Cameron family will move out of No 10

imagine if the queen refused to give the job to may (, theresa) haha imagine that wouldnt that be funny

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for birds

i blame the population explosion in africa, those countries IQ's are pretty low

I am intelligent however failed my A-Levels completely since I picked subjects that I wasn't good at and had no interest in

wrong 2bh

Just checked Wikipedia to verify these claims and it states that he actually got two E grades

Take that as you will

>grime

I've had HDDs fail several times
I now use a RAM disk to for my most used applications.

I saw a girl with really nice tits when I was walking home. I could wank to just the thought of them.

when you're good at nothing but aRse kissing and slithering in the tall grass like a snake politician is your calling

Jade Joddle has lost her fucking mind lads

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all that kebab knob rotting her brain

Bah, fuck it.
I'm going home

You're clearly not very intelligent if you don't even know what you like or what you'd enjoy.

#memes

i did badly at a-levels too due to crippling social anxiety, even missing one of my exams after two years preparation

but he literally did two a-levels and almost failed them both, then never got an actual job and just became a party activist

he's literally never even worked at tesco, he just spends his entire life reading marx and pretending to be intelligent

RAM disk?

Odd, I have a HDD that is about 10 years old now yet hasn't failed or corrupted once

whats a good summer jacket lids

never worn a jacket in my lyf

parents forced me to pick them

stranger danger

Why yes hello, I got two Ds at A-level and dropped out of Socialism studies at London Polytechnic.

What exciting job prospects are there for me?

>chili and seabass

Sounds horrible desu

Why do Germany keep shilling their Alpacin© Caffeine Shampoo™?

I was being ironic hehe

i thought her channel was about language/pronunciation or something? what's up with all her Sup Forums stuff lately

bomber tbqh

i'm a friend of your dad. he was busy and asked me to pick you up

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Poorly painted. The face of the horse is too small for its body, and the tail is up for anal sex.