>Linus, it's Bill. The time has come.
>Activate the Linux backdoor.
Linus, it's Bill. The time has come
Xavier Collins
Ryder Brown
Linus:
Jacob Hill
It's already active. It's called a package manager.
Elijah Thompson
ZING!
oh wow. package managers btfo.
I hate gnu plus linux now.
Evan Bell
>Pajeet, you know what to do. The rupies will be wired directly to your Microsoft Live account tomorrow morning if you see this through.
> poo.Init()
Mason Ross
*modifies your source code*
Hi Rajj! Can you teach us about POOP (principles of object oriented programming)?
Jason Ortiz
Forgot pic.
James Cox
>not forking every application you want to install and auditing every single line of code
>not editing said code to harden against government eavesdroppers and compiling yourself
>not wearing a stylish trilby covered in tin-foil as you stroke your body pillow of your waifu of choice
I don't think you know how to GNU/Linux.
Connor Parker
Linus will just make a gaming PC video.
Brody Stewart
Activate systemd
Nolan Torres
...
Jacob White
BillyG doesn't give a shit about tech anymore. He's too busy buying condoms for people in Africa.
Elijah White
wrong linus
Joshua Butler
>*modifies your source code*
Actually, only the compiler has to be compromised. The source code of both Linux and the compiler would remain the same. This technique has been described a long time ago.
Henry Ramirez
The creator of GNU/ Intel shill?
Angel Garcia
linus torvalds: linux fag
linus sebastian: windows (gay)mer
Lincoln Ross
Is Torvalds the fat guy with the long hair?
Dylan Lopez
Most modern package managers use signing to make sure it wasn't tampered with, and the major distros are usually targeted by white hats that assrape software for a living.
It's not guaranteed, but it is reasonable assurance. In comparison, even most proprietary operating systems are vastly more trustworthy than Windows.
Jason Nelson
>Most modern package managers use signing to make sure it wasn't tampered with
In binary distros you can't be sure - application could be tampered with before signing. In source base distros you still can be affected if YOUR compiler is tampered with.
Michael Young
thats stallmanu
Jason Roberts
Did he make GNU or the Linux Kernel?
Landon Martin
>Not fabbing your own processor
>Not broadcasting in your own frequency
>Not making a fork of binary machine code called GNUary
Charles Lewis
That would require the distro to be compromised without the maintainers knowing, which is an extremely unlikely scenario.
Luis Davis
> In binary distros you can't be sure - application could be tampered with before signing.
You have no idea how binary distros work.
> In source base distros you still can be affected if YOUR compiler is tampered with.
Theoretically possible, but with thousands of packages that is statistically impossible to mathematically do.
Tyler Clark
linux.slashdot.org
> wait4: 'if ((options == (__WCLONE|__WALL)) && (current->uid = 0)) ...'
Christian Evans
...
Brody Harris
>Lennart? Yeah, it's me, Bill.
>Activate the systemd backdoor.
Jonathan Myers
Owen Davis
>I remember you asking me to put a backdoor in Linux a while ago
>When I said no, I meant it. Faggot.