How many pokemon have you caught today, Sup Forums?

How many pokemon have you caught today, Sup Forums?

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I don't want to get robbed

I don't play games for children.

none
it's the 12th of July
i am from northern ireland
i am a taig

kek is Chile that bad?

Why is this app getting so popular? I thought pokemon was dying

Pokemon is originally from Japan, but why is the app not still released in Japan yet?

It's free and appeals to genwunners

I'm not a nomie so I don't..

I don't even know if people is getting robbed for this, but probably. I don't even play pokemon.
>going outside
this is normie shit

why does everyone play this shit?

pls somebody explain?

Fuck off Greg. Toby told me to work this board today. Check the marketing manifest in the break room you fucking idiot.

NONE
BECAUSE THEY WON'T ENABLE IT HERE

Sup Forums is a nest for weebs.

I'm straight

i bet nobody here plays it

>HOOLY SHIIT GUISE, POKEMON IN REAL LIFE LMAO
Also, memes.

then how you could know everyone plays it.

Because everyone ages 20 to 30 grew up with this shit, and it was made to cater to those people (that's why it has gen 1 pokemon)

Nobody likes you Jacob, probably cause your dad's a cuck.

None because it is not out yet

jewbook

>genwunners

I think I caught 6 today, 3 of them were pidgeys.

Gonna head out soon to look for more.

this is a game for normies, you're all fucking normies

>thought pokemon was dying
>falling for Sup Forums memes

Found a scyther today. Currently looking for a Mr Mime.

>tfw you live in the ghetto

15

I cough an Aquana, you jelous?

where

in the usa

I've heard from a friend in LA that he literally can't catch pokemon and the nearest pokestops are miles away. Is this true for all bad neighborhoods?

Nah, I grew up poor and without tv. Had an alcoholic father though.

rly

Proof

why

nip what? Pokemon is for Gaijins now.

Best gen

My phone doesn't have a gyroscope

It's not released here either.
Get a Brain and just play it.

I was too old for pokemon or digimon or dragon warrior monsters or tamagotchi then and I still am.

I tried.

Nothing is available.

yes

because im poor and autistic

Meanwhile in Ingress, just so you don't say it's because I live in the middle of nowhere.

Sounds like the issue isnt age, but autism.

>Pokemon is for Gaijins now.
I somewhat agree with you, but Japanese vidya market is not that small. The pic shows how the latest Pokemon games has been sold in Japan as well as in the world. Still, 3 million out of 11.8 million copies are sold in Japan.

move to the freestate desu.

Hm I wonder why I can play it already here through a non-google-appstore download even it's not released here.

This.

>Church is a Pokémon GO gym
>Go to church anyway because I'm a good boy
>Come out of church after mass behind this 9/10 qt
>She stops and tapping furiously at her phone
>She's trying to take over the gym
>Get to talking about the game
>Realise we both need Pokéballs
>Nearest Pokéstop is a local café
>End up going for coffee together under the guise of getting Pokéballs
>Hang out for the rest of the day and exchange numbers at the end
Mate, whoever invented this Pokémon GO business deserves a fucking blowjob. This shit is genius.

I caught about 15 today, 4 of them new. Literally walked around with my wife in 105 degree heat for two hours to catch Pokemon. Going back out tonight

>Literally walked around with my wife in 105 degree heat for two hours to catch Pokemon.
Sounds like the lardwhales I saw a few days ago.

t. hippster

t. gay hippster

Back then the tables were turned, I'm afraid.

Fug yea

>Aquana

Get the fuck off of this website

>t.Sandnigger

Sandniggers don't care about Pokemon.
Pokemon is a civilized people thing.

How do you get that much Stardust?

That's fucking massive.

lotta pokemons to catch downtown

lotta pokestops to catch the pokemons

Gotta catch em all bro.

Don't level up your Pokemon unless you're going to use them for a gym battle. Save Stardust to Max one pokemon out instead.

Kevin?

Donny?

No

Muggsy?

No

Reinhardt?

None.

I just tested Pokémon Go in my backyard.
It doesn't work since I live in the middle of nowhere and I don't have mobile service here so my data plan is useless unless I go out.

It's already 6pm so the chances of getting stabbed if I take my phone out in public are pretty high.
I don't even go to college and I work from home, so I never get to go out. This game is unplayable for me.

I actually am holding back some tears. Pokémon is very important for me and I was hyped for months about this but I didn't take into account my life situation.

...

all we need now is Waifu GO

Im sure you can find plenty of pokemon in DF.

It's blocked in Brazil. Somehow the racist devs decided to unblock europe and canada even though the game wasn't released in those places yet, so I doubt I'll play it at release.

Except I don't live there.

there are no pokemon at all in rural Wales
:(

enjoy mapping the world for the CIA! If you want to find those legendary pokemon, try to find places that they might be interested in.

Lad, you can spoof your gps location to a somewhere else

If you have a rooted Android phone, try this:
>install the xposed framework and app (forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=3034811)
>download the Mock Mock Locations module with the xposed app
>reboot phone
>download a gps spoofing app from the Play Store
>go to developer settings on your phone and select "Allow Mock Locations" and choose the app you just downloaded
>go to location settings on your phone and select to just use gps for location (so no wifi/bluetooth/network)
>open your gps spoofing app and select a location, like a city/big village nearby
>open pokemon go
>you're now in that location

You can switch back and forth between both apps and keep picking a new gps location to where a pokestop/gym/pokemon is. Keep the distances small though, it will detect when you travel between places too fast and too far.

>You can change your location without moving your ass from your chair
Might as well just play normal Pokémon on my 3DS...

I got softbanned for jumping too far with the fake GPS so didn't play that much today, but will catch up tomorrow

How come I can't find it on Google Play??

you cant,its banned in EU

You can't play the game on rooted devices. People only managed to spoof the gps using an android emulator on PC

It's only "officially" available in USA/Australia/NZ, so you have to install it through the APK.

Wha...why?

you can't, but there's a guide on eurogamer net

Nah we got it here too

Any news of it being released in EU?

i played in on my phone which is rooted and it runs fine

I thought you didn't want to leave the house, kek

You most surely can. Tested the gps spoofing myself even.

>implying
Stop pulling shit out of your ass

Don't get why they don't release it worldwide when you can download it anyway, they've gone completely silent on when it's coming out elsewhere.

Not only that but their servers can't handle the fucking US on it's own.

Why did Nintendo pick these shitters to work with and not a serious company?

I do want to leave the house, I just don't want to lose my phone or my life if I do...

They haven't said anything about it yet, you can still play through the APK though since the EU servers are up (unlike the south american ones)

Oh c'mon now stop meming.

>walking through the parking lot at work earlier today
>dumbass coworkers playing Pokemon on their phones
>one of them literally gets clipped by a passing car at 10mph
>mfw

Do you see this? I'm not memeing.

I'm in a bad area. All I find are Jynx and Diglets and I'm afraid someone will steal my phone.

thanks for ruining it for me

I'm gonna get together with my compas and we're gonna start blocking access to rare Pokémon spawns and charge people for catching them.

>lives in bad area

>blackface pokemon everywhere