Hi, is your refrigerator running Tizen?

Hi, is your refrigerator running Tizen?

no

I'm such a fucking retard for wanting this

>install gentoo on fridge
>Ice dispenser is not working

Are you drinking from a firehose?
Eat like a king and impress your guests.

at least you're aware of it.

the jews want the death of macaroni art hung with magnets and the white family

nigger fridges for everyone.

>botnet wants me to die of thirst

No, it's running on empty.

Does it at least have an internal cammera to see the interior of the fridge without opening it? That would actually be beneficial.

Horizontal freezers and refrigerators are such a retarded idea.

>just

there's the endgame.

soon they'll send sex toys you keep in the freezer.

Food, review.

This is the Wall-E future that normalfags chose.
>TV has to get software updates
>fridge has to get software updates
>coffee maker needs to connect to the fucking wifi to make a cup of coffee
>car has to get software updates
>fucking juicers refuse to function (on their own) without proprietary jew juice bags
>smart home meme causes entire houses to get software updates
>paid (jk, monthly licensed) home automation is a thing now
We could have been schway, fighting corporations in a cyberpunk future, but nooooo, fucking THIS is what happens.

>wanting Samsung to know what food you buy
>wanting Samsung to share that information with advertisers
>wanting to own something that'll be out of software support by 1 or 2 years after release
>wanting an IoT device that'll be filled with software vulnerabilities a year after release
>buying into Samsung's planned obsolescence
Smart home appliances (TVs, fridges and whatnot) are not only a retarded buy, they're dangerous for your privacy and well-being. Avoid them.

Then you'd better go catch it!

>Installed gentoo
>Fridge is now a brick

>Only hydrating by eating ice

I'm not going to drink plain water like some savage
Gotta be ice water my man

Pussy. I let my water get lukewarm to save calories

Samsung makes otherwise good fridges and TVs, but their "smart" appliance shit is something I don't really want.

It's a slower UI, pointlessly distracting and unstylish, and already obsolete if you ask me (but even normalfags won't be impressed in 5 years).

Good thing that unlike for TVs, at least not all of their fridges are smart yet.

>Letting people proxy through your fucking fridge.

>not drinking water at 4 Celsius for negative calories
ur dumb

>drinking the save volume of water when it is most dense
>negative calories

When I said
"I let my water get lukewarm to save calories"
I was talking abt how your body burns calories to consume cold water

Do you even know who the CEO of Tizen is?

>
>there's the endgame.
>soon they'll send sex toys you keep in the freezer.

I keep my pre sex cock sleeve in the freezer. A nice pre-numb helps me last longer.