He doesn't live near a white sand beach

>he doesn't live near a white sand beach

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ok

do you? how?

ok

Live near dirty yellow beach of majestic Volga river. Went 3 times to it for 1,5 months.

>tfw live near white sand
>but it doesn't have an ocean or a body of water next to it

I hope I can ride one of those rockets one day

you don't either you stupid canuck retard

pic related you can see my fucking house here

used to live 10 minutes from the beach. Never really liked it though

That sand is garbage tier Canada, step up.

I do, actually.

Do you? If you do what's the point if you live in snow 10 months of the year?

what city is that?

>t. Anakin """"jedi"""" Skywalker

ikr

why

>live in Canberra

Feels good man, no one ever asks me go to the stupid fucking beach. Skiing and hiking is much more fun desu

probably some shitty beach in south florida. full of cubans, no doubt.

pensacola beach

nah not south florida but i kinda wish it were because cuban food owns and you're a redneck retard shut the fuck up

damn nice, bro

>I don't like sand...

They're overrated.

Living in the mountains > living by the sea

ew dude that sand is orange as fucc

people pay out the ass to live here, new york transplants FUCK OFF

and

Why bother trying lads? You've all objectively and empirically lost.

>baka.com.au/news/new-south-wales/gazing-onto-the-worlds-whitest-sands/2005/12/31/1135915721025.html

we are the biggest beach bitches

This.

Also like those "flat-hills" type you know.

>Fuck you admin
>replace baka with S M H

>not living by both

Our beaches are as dark as our future.

Why is everyone wearing a shirt

There is a place like in your pic 100 km from my home, you can walk 300 feet on to the water and it would still be at your knees. Houses there go for the millions of dollars.

>wanting to live near sand

youtube.com/watch?v=SOpAhXccb5o

This desu.

I live in a commieblock-infested city in the eastern part of my country

Pictures please.

eh

>Chilean sand
>white

How's the people there? Would I get robbed there, or are they just nice people living in commieblocks?

This is mafia city but people are generally nice.
I wish I lived a little up north where the lakes and forests are (Masuria)

What does the mafia there do?

Nothing much lately, it's becoming a meme now. In the past it was smuggling, like alkohol, cars n stuff, some shooting here and there.

disgusting

do you even have calm seas?

And now no shooting or violence?

last time there was a shooting it was in 2009 I think, now it's completely safe and boring

>and boring
Haha, alright lad.

So in other words, I wouldn't get robbed if I visit such places in Poland?

Nah, just don't wear golden chains or something, we don't have many gypsies but you might attract some that are left in the sewers. If a wild gypsy appear just give it a boot.