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daily reminder that the french are NOT human

They're such cucks lmao

Jewish mercantilism taking over Aristocracy.

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Literally nothing. This country is the closest thing we have to perfection, no other country can compare.

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pic is paris metro
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>Honduras Frenchaboo arrives who has been posting on Sup Forums for 12 hours straight

world in awe of the nordics because rich and good social security

france is basically the same, except much richer and much more powerful.
So what is admired in Nordics is shamed as "socialism" in france.

just admit we're a model for most countries.
mass medias diss us because they're scared of successful solidarity.

Very pretty

They didn't set up enough settler colonies and lost the only 2 they had.

>be canadian
>unironically have frogs living in your country

>mass medias diss us because they're scared of successful solidarity.

shut the fuck up now

first of all none of the "french people" are actually native to france. The Indigenous Gauls were all wiped out during Roman times.

secondofly, the french enlightenment philosophers (the philosophes), who changed the history of france forever, were mostly homosexuals and almost all were addicted to opium. These are the heroes of france.

third, de gualle hated america so much he cut off his nose to spite his face with regards to american influence. Instead of accepting american hegemony, he acted like a kid on the schoolyard who takes the ball away when he loses a game. consistently pretended france was still relevant even when it clearly wasn't. This desperation to be relevant has resulted in all kinds of horrible policies.

DuPont Inc
Condé Nast (Vogue) has 15 top floors of One WTC
Total
Sanofi-Aventis (ambien...)
Évian...
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>first of all none of the "french people" are actually native to france. The Indigenous Gauls were all wiped out during Roman times.

get a load of this fucking faggot

this

french are way poorer than they realize imo.

most major canadian and coastal american cities are wealthier with a higher standard of living than france.

Beautiful cultural enrichment.

at least he isn't french lmoa

Don't forget your top tier cartoons

>french education

read up user

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallic_Wars

but you have only 20m people, which is why France is relevant, and you aren't.

totally spies!

>en.wikipedia in charge of judging France's history and achievements
pls

>fr.wikipedia in charge of being used by anyone ever

I really dont want to argue about a false statement at 6 am with a stupid canadian

link wikipedia all you want, gauls were ethnically genocided if that makes you happy.
not true though

do french people honestly not know that Julius Caesar genocided the gauls?

sad.

Socialism.

>be canadian
>go to montreal
>hotel maids are fat niggest haitian women
>arabs and chinks on the streets
it's like paris but still whiter for now

it would make me happier if all french ""people"" were genocided too

eh we have 36 million. regardless, your cities are dirtier and less modern.

anyways france itself isn't nearly as important as frenchmen assume. don't forget the french gdp per capita is 1/2 of california, and the bay area is way more important than paris.

texas will probably be pretty good soon too, fastest growing big state and might soon outshine france.

Huh?

why though?
the fuck did I do wrong?

I want to pinch your cheeks

you're so fucking sweet

Who cares?

He trollin oh LAWD oh lawd blood of jesus