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hamdog edition

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korean pop

alri tim

dead

That looks delicious

That looks like shit

>that picture
I AM LEAKING PRECUM

if another person steps on my robes while meditating on the train i will shoot them on sight

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Nice

fuck england though

dont even have a good enough phone to play pokemon go

Kek

morning lads

cleaned my bathroom because it was so filthy it was making me feel sick

ayy

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>be brit
>can't afford shit

Doing a sitting in the car before work

hows the weather?

i can afford it, im just too lazy
weak attempt at bullying

Too afraid to download that unofficial apk. Worried it'll install some backdoor shit

too many yanks; not enough thailads

next kid to swear while walking past and interrupting my meditation will cop a steel bolt to his chest from my titanium bow which i have attached remedial crystals

Sunny with a very slight drizzle

irish weather

>sunny
But where does the drizzle come from?

dont really want to go to work today desu lads

your mums vagoo

Cold out

...

Throw a sickie fampai

Yes

na

100mx of chakras straight into the 3rd eye

i'll install something in your backdoor lmao

kek

imgur

what is this picture

can fully vouch for this one.

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Just check the permissions when you install, if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera etc. then you're alri.

mummy seen the anime poster in my room i recently hung up and now she said im not aloud go to my little cousins birthday party

he was gonna have a bouncy castle -_-

>if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera
>then you're alri.

Just ordered a load of free maps and books from the EU and they're actually sending them to me the absolute madmen

can't tell if you're being serious

though I do love a good party with a bouncy castle, always get to go titan mode and beat up all the little kids

squeeze every penny

.

Droidjack (most popular back door) needs basically every permission. The pokemon apk just needs what it needs.

>Tfw pokestop within distance from my work

>tfw still no pokemon in Thailand.

don't click that link lads
thailad just downloaded 2.7GB of kiddy porn onto my android

porridge

Me and the bf x

why?
some musllim anti-evolution fatwa schtick?

>tfw work at a pokestop

>tfw lure it and tons of people come in and buy drinks while sitting and waiting for pokemon

>tfw I can use lures to get lots of tip money, they pay for themselves and then some

also got a kabutops today lol

nerd

cara 2bh lads

what is it then
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
DONT JUST FUCKING POST IT, AND NOT FOLLOW UP

REEEEEEEE

Thailand is a Buddhist country.

how and what books?

janitor, remove this post

the gfs buddhist :3

you're thinking of malaysia

then whats the dealio yo

I didnt know their were any buddhist countrys officially

i'm not

literally the same shit

so is mexico and USA

Doing a lie in bed whilst all the normans go to work.

dee mak :3 (very good)
Probably just not on the 'rush to market' list of countries for the company,

Alri lads

Your mums a fatwa

exceptional post

Good morning, lads.

feels

going to go scout out the pokestops

you're not wrong

almost went to work then I remember there is no advantage in getting in early today

hmm

Doing a lie in bed because i woke up late and mummy is hogging the toilet so i can't shower until the greedy cow is done

smoke my weeeeed
aint no mc smokin meeeee

what about the pokestop?

show some fucking respect

going to be there until fucking 7 today, I am taking some liberties m8

good point

show some fucking respect

once left a shit outside the bathroom door for the sister because she took ages

show some fucking respect

A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu.

Shit lads i've got two

Also are you meant to wank to your waifu? Thats fucked up, I just think mine are cute

Left Britain and now I'm living the American dream in the states, lads. Make the move.

got a feeling Sup Forums will break at 10am

Are you a nonce?

>Also are you meant to wank to your waifu?

wanking is strictly off limits

mark carney is a national treasure

Where's your nearest Pokestop lads?

Mine's literally just across the road from my house.

Who did you marry to get residence?

not waifus if you have more than one baka

Poo just EXPLODED out of my hole

An expat coworker

POP POP

No fucking clue mate

Breaking news: Larry the downing street cat WILL NOT be leaving number 10 today.

finally, some stability

10kg of cat food has been dispatched today

said it will be delivered on the 29th though

will have to buy more cat food if thats the case

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV with your wife's Nigerian son.

Cute as fuck. Only heard about Larry recently.

why don't you just go to the store and buy cat food

I will if I have to but the food I normally buy isn't in any shops near me