hamdog edition
/brit/
korean pop
alri tim
dead
That looks delicious
That looks like shit
>that picture
I AM LEAKING PRECUM
if another person steps on my robes while meditating on the train i will shoot them on sight
Nice
fuck england though
dont even have a good enough phone to play pokemon go
Kek
morning lads
cleaned my bathroom because it was so filthy it was making me feel sick
ayy
>be brit
>can't afford shit
Doing a sitting in the car before work
hows the weather?
i can afford it, im just too lazy
weak attempt at bullying
Too afraid to download that unofficial apk. Worried it'll install some backdoor shit
too many yanks; not enough thailads
next kid to swear while walking past and interrupting my meditation will cop a steel bolt to his chest from my titanium bow which i have attached remedial crystals
Sunny with a very slight drizzle
irish weather
>sunny
But where does the drizzle come from?
dont really want to go to work today desu lads
your mums vagoo
Cold out
...
Throw a sickie fampai
Yes
na
100mx of chakras straight into the 3rd eye
i'll install something in your backdoor lmao
kek
imgur
what is this picture
can fully vouch for this one.
Just check the permissions when you install, if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera etc. then you're alri.
mummy seen the anime poster in my room i recently hung up and now she said im not aloud go to my little cousins birthday party
he was gonna have a bouncy castle -_-
>if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera
>then you're alri.
Just ordered a load of free maps and books from the EU and they're actually sending them to me the absolute madmen
can't tell if you're being serious
though I do love a good party with a bouncy castle, always get to go titan mode and beat up all the little kids
squeeze every penny
.
Droidjack (most popular back door) needs basically every permission. The pokemon apk just needs what it needs.
>Tfw pokestop within distance from my work
>tfw still no pokemon in Thailand.
don't click that link lads
thailad just downloaded 2.7GB of kiddy porn onto my android
porridge
Me and the bf x
why?
some musllim anti-evolution fatwa schtick?
>tfw work at a pokestop
>tfw lure it and tons of people come in and buy drinks while sitting and waiting for pokemon
>tfw I can use lures to get lots of tip money, they pay for themselves and then some
also got a kabutops today lol
nerd
cara 2bh lads
what is it then
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
DONT JUST FUCKING POST IT, AND NOT FOLLOW UP
REEEEEEEE
Thailand is a Buddhist country.
how and what books?
janitor, remove this post
the gfs buddhist :3
you're thinking of malaysia
then whats the dealio yo
I didnt know their were any buddhist countrys officially
i'm not
literally the same shit
so is mexico and USA
Doing a lie in bed whilst all the normans go to work.
dee mak :3 (very good)
Probably just not on the 'rush to market' list of countries for the company,
Alri lads
Your mums a fatwa
exceptional post
Good morning, lads.
feels
going to go scout out the pokestops
you're not wrong
almost went to work then I remember there is no advantage in getting in early today
hmm
Doing a lie in bed because i woke up late and mummy is hogging the toilet so i can't shower until the greedy cow is done
smoke my weeeeed
aint no mc smokin meeeee
what about the pokestop?
show some fucking respect
going to be there until fucking 7 today, I am taking some liberties m8
good point
show some fucking respect
once left a shit outside the bathroom door for the sister because she took ages
show some fucking respect
A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu.
Shit lads i've got two
Also are you meant to wank to your waifu? Thats fucked up, I just think mine are cute
Left Britain and now I'm living the American dream in the states, lads. Make the move.
got a feeling Sup Forums will break at 10am
Are you a nonce?
>Also are you meant to wank to your waifu?
wanking is strictly off limits
mark carney is a national treasure
Where's your nearest Pokestop lads?
Mine's literally just across the road from my house.
Who did you marry to get residence?
not waifus if you have more than one baka
Poo just EXPLODED out of my hole
An expat coworker
POP POP
No fucking clue mate
Breaking news: Larry the downing street cat WILL NOT be leaving number 10 today.
finally, some stability
10kg of cat food has been dispatched today
said it will be delivered on the 29th though
will have to buy more cat food if thats the case
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV with your wife's Nigerian son.
Cute as fuck. Only heard about Larry recently.
why don't you just go to the store and buy cat food
I will if I have to but the food I normally buy isn't in any shops near me