/asean/-Midnight edition

Go to sleep wagecucks
You have to wake up 5am tom

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So is this place pro-dutdut or are people liberal SJW M-MUH HUMAN RIGHTS drugcucks?

night night

Our Naj

Nina

MEYOR loves China

stop spamming your kopitiam shit

I just want lower taxes so I can have more spending power

I want Sup Forums to leave

I love being Chinese, do you?

>asia.nikkei.com/Politics-Economy/Policy-Politics/Duterte-accuses-US-of-importing-terrorism
Our Naj

only 1 but he's long dead.been here ever since

Tell me about yourself.

Have wonderful dreams.

jomblo
skinny fat
wear glasses
neet

Ofc, im chinese recently converted to islam. i have to thank PAS for their revelations to our one true Allah.

so it was the US whom funded terrorism not malaysia Alhamdulillah the truth finally revealed

Who are you?

your friend

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ashraf

Tell me about yourself.

your aunts have been talking behind your back. Why don't you show her your gf?

>US funded the terrorist
>Malaysia is the human resource

you're my friend too

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Halo Ashraf

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sorry for shittalking malaysian teams during TI qualifiers senpais

together we are united through Fnatic anyways

its raya lads were all in our respective kampungs. (that is if i have a gf). but who knows, my relative have strong ties to each other most of them got arranged marriage between cousins and they dont bother with background checks or high pay careers . they might arranged me to someone as well

Hello Budi

Apa kabar kawan?

kabar bangat

...

Waras wak. Wes mangan?

why do you bully friends? ;__;

Because I love you guys

Bukan wong jowo mas, asli betawi. Udah makan, kalau situ?

there's the containment area for you

Is the Phillipines set to become a dictatorship in 4/8 years?

>converted to islam
inshallah brother you did the right thing

There's a containment website for you

yes, I hope Brazilians can teach flips the horror of left wing dictatorship

Udah. Salam kenalan.

Make Jakarta Betawi Again

We didn't have a left wing dictatorship luckly. Tbf right wing dictatorships are much better than left wing dictatorships, I don't think we would be able to revert from what Venezuela looks like now.
That said, I'd rather not have a maniac in power who might as well call anything filth and wait a couple of seconds until the filth is sent to a mosh, thank you very much.

BETAWI PRIDE, MAKE JAKARTA BETAWI AGAIN
#BUILDTHEWALL

Should probably build a wall to keep us in and so we dont flood to malaysia or australia kekekekek

>2016
>still thinking walls aren't obsolete

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How much does a fuckin simple bike cost. I need it to get some pokemons..

Kek.

Of course, you're too poor to fund our terrorists. Our politicians used Malaysians to build their own army too.

lmao, did you use your primary account to sign up? The company who made Pokemon go can apparently have full access to your emails, they're trying to work with google now to change it to basic access

JUST

>should probably build a wall to keep us in.

i agree. jakartans are absolute degenerates

What will you do when someone tips Duterte about weeaboos and self-proclaimed "NEET" now that he seems determined to eradicate the bad elements within your society?

He seems to only eradicate the ones that are dragging or putting others in danger. He naturally won't care whether you'd choose to be a NEET weeaboo or not. Many programs are open and some public stuffs are getting free (like free Wi-Fi all over the country).

Pokemon GO is available in Indonesia but not the Philippines? That's just bullshite.

Proxy fag or change your region settings.

BTW, sex tourists please commento!

What did you guys got so far? I just started

>Khalessi
More like Mother of Burgers.

Why does Du30 like sucking Chinese penor so much?

I don't have much as well. I'm planning to do more walks every now and then, often.

>khalessi

Found the cuck

delet this

I want to get a voltrob and call it Indonesia and I also want an electrode and call it Poland

>mfw

You know what? Fook pokeymans GO. I'm playing Pokemon Showdown because muh freedom and region locking is for console fags in Sup Forums.

NTR in GoT was topkek.

>not playing pokemon mmo

Otw to mosuku now to catch proxy pokimon.

>pokeshit

lel if it was available in your country, you'd play it like there's no tomorrow

But user, I want to conquer the gyms in my town. I want to see the face of young children when I make it impossible for them to defeat me by constantly training and whispering into their ears "this is my swamp"

joles on you, we already play it like there's no tomorrow even it's not available in our country yet.

*jokes

but isn't he against degeneracy?

>Pokemon GO is available in Indonesia but not the Philippines? That's just bullshite.
With Flips notorious reputation in International gaming community such as Dota? Yeah sure

where is dutch?

>tfw went out at 23:00 to hunt some night pakimons
>hoping to get a haunter since it's close to me
>use incense to attract all the boys to the yard
>capture a couple of pakimans
>suddenly GPS fucks up 3 times
>tfw game froze while catching a seel, a bellsprout and a drowsy
>tfw wasted 15 mins of incense because of GPS fuck up
>no haunter
JUST

Dutch people are bad at colonising

>sometimes I just want to cry on how my life is going so far. But then, I remember you guys! Thanks for having a shittier life than I have.

Its faisal again my imouto went to school, her room is vacated means i can steal however much pantsu and socks as i please

Do you have a special tsun relationship with your respective imouto ?

???

Unlimited sex work
Hnnnnngh

Pukiman GO!!

Pukiman = man with a puki

Sakurahime

You are a very ecchi oniichan

Yes

Is it raining in Singapore?

it rains everyday famalam

why are you suspiciously not Salurahime

shhh.....

What are his policies??????????

I am him
If you want to summon me next time, just remember to say
>Awaken my master
It's getting colder here
I'm guessing my bike season will be over soon

Hisssssssssssss

Because that isn't me you cuckoid!!

>Invite my bff who's a Chinese to come to my house for raya
>His gf don't want him to go
Wew lad

>Khaleesi

confirmed shit taste. off to plebbit you go.

Magandang umaga mga tsong

because you're a threat to his butt

a thank you stingray to you too, pre.

May'ng buntag.

Maupay nga adlaw