>A nation of 10 million >relevant >sucessful in sports and politics and economics >6th most spoken language >marked history >first and the last global empire(1415-1999) >beautiful landscape >atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality. >first european country to discover 90% of the world's countries >white >99% catholic >97% portuguese >impressive
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent
I rest my case.
John Allen
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent
You really don't know Brazil and Central Africa
Cooper Anderson
>created the world's biggest shithole, which makes central Africa look like a peaceful, educated continent wew lad
Anthony Gomez
I'd say the two are comparable.
Adrian Evans
You are not really that relevant here
I have a few Portuguese friends and even though the places they come from are poor as fuck, they still have the civilized first world mentality.
Plus you had a pretty flag back in the day
Christopher Adams
>actually thinking Brazil is worse than AFRICA
wew lad, is this what happens when you take too many redpills?
Cameron Roberts
>t.
Andrew Cox
>white ummmm....
Eli Adams
> portugal >poor okay then...being poor in portugal is illegal...
Jackson Anderson
*tips fedora*
Bentley Nguyen
Brazil is extremely shitty, but it's nowhere near Africa levels.
Xavier Foster
>6th most spoken language Wow I wonder why
Andrew Gomez
desu,the previlege is to both of us,we gave you the language and you gave us the relevancy
Zachary Robinson
I FUCKING LOVE PORTUGAL AND THE PORTUGUESE PEOPLE
Logan Walker
>atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality. KEK
Charles White
>97% How is that positive?
Luke Anderson
>A nation of 9 million >relevant >sucessful in sports and politics and economics >marked history >fought against several major european powers and won >beautiful landscape >glorious scandinavian mentality >top of the charts in quality of life/freedom/economy/science/innovation and much more >not a fucking rectangletugal >very masculine shape
Jackson Young
>floppy dick
Isaiah Carter
>marked history you didn't mark history,but you will :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Grayson Ramirez
>relevant
Chase Howard
>a literal dindu nuffin
Luis Thompson
He's Hungarian so i'm surprised he confused your country for a shithole considering he's living in one
Jace Rivera
look at our low homicide rate LOOK AT IT
Aiden Diaz
>97% portuguese
this isn't a positive
Adam Russell
WE
Angel Collins
>relevant no >marked history no
>fought against several major european powers and won no >glorious scandinavian mentality no >very masculine shape no >beautiful landscape no
>fought against several major european powers and won no
Angel Hall
>relevant lol... >sucessful sports lmao. win a eurocope in all your history. literally nothing more. >sucesfull economic LEEEEEL. literally the poorcousin of spain >6 spoken language totatlly irrelevant. >first global empire not spain. lmao. >beautiful landscape. yes. like other countries. >white mmmmmm >catholic good
Grayson Morris
Remind me again how Portugal is succesful in economics?
Robert James
>relevant debatable >successful in economics kek >first and last global empire maybe first but not last, many nations still have overseas territories along with the UK having 53 nations within their commonwealth >atlantic civilised attitude(british isles and france)opposed to mediterranean hothead mentality. you are much closer to being med than a north atlantic society >white debatable >97% portuguese porutuguese isnt an ethnic group, portuguese people gotta be at least 1/4 Moor due to the caliphates conquests into Iberia >impressive debatable
Luke Williams
>first global empire >not spain. lmao. What did he mean by this?
Hudson Richardson
huahuahuaahuau
Landon Campbell
Lol, Canadians truly are the worst posters, kys.
Austin Hughes
I would if I knew where Lybia was located on a worldmap.
But I don't. Sorry.
Dominic Diaz
port wine
Justin Parker
WTF I love Portugal now
Brandon Howard
we wuzz the first global empire in the history, with possesions in the 5 continents. not yours, my poor bro.
Just let me lay my hands on you for 2 minutes and you would cry for your mother to kill you, you have no idea what I'm capable of doing when I'm enraged.
Jace Thompson
>overseas territories are you fucking dense?they're called overseas for a reason you dumb bitch,we also have madeira and azores as our overseas territories.They're not colonies. We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck >white:debatable fuck off with the pol memes >porutuguese isnt an ethnic group, portuguese people gotta be at least 1/4 Moor due to the caliphates conquests into Iberia why are canadians always pulling the moor card where it isn't even fucking relevant,our people came from asturias and france our history is of about 1200 years old stop with the pol memes please
Jack Stewart
lay ur hands on my dick fagget
Ayden Collins
Sorry Paco, better call your uncle and tell him his book's title is wrong
James Walker
:( north africa...right below Italy.....baka... :(
Christian Brooks
>poor and small
there are things never change. xD
Josiah Perez
botswana is better than brazil by light years
Andrew Kelly
yes,spain is so rich,i mean look at you,a combination of 5 different countries,different languages and cultures all packed into a fucking disgusting piece of fucking gipsy shit motherfucking flamenco dancing niggers
Elijah Watson
>right below Italy >below Italy
this is wrong and should be changed
Brayden Brown
>why are canadians always pulling the moor card where it isn't even fucking relevant,our people came from asturias and france our history is of about 1200 years old stop with the pol memes please except the moorish caliphates moved halfway up the iberian peninsula and ethnically integrated into both the iberian people's gene pool, theres no way around it at all. >are you fucking dense?they're called overseas for a reason you dumb bitch,we also have madeira and azores as our overseas territories.They're not colonies. We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck im sorry, why wouldn't overseas territories imply a global empire? theyre territories that belong to a nation from another continent, so what is the issue? also you forgot about that international 53 member state commonwealth of the united kingdom, that just might be an empire m8. >fuck off with the pol memes not trynna meme on ya, just saying your peoples on average are some of the darkest people in all of europe
feel free to get mad tho
Joshua Torres
>sucessful in politics and economics elaborate please
Ayden Martin
kek.
keep calm luisinho. muhhhhh aljubarrota
Ayden Rivera
Says the european country with the highest african admixture.
Parker Flores
*sigh* The british empire ended in 1997 with the handover of hongkong to china. The portuguese was the last global empire with the handover of macau to china in 1999
Grayson Hall
*cringe*
Nicholas Price
We are officialy the last global empire you dumb fuck >we >canadian
lol. are you brithis or something ,man?
canada are literally the most irrelevant nation of the world ( in a history point of view,sure)
you were nothing, man.
enjoy your country, but dont compare your history with a milenian country like Portugal.
Jacob Sanchez
ITT romantics bicker about their pathetic claims to greatness
Colton Stewart
Não digo por mal, tenho grande estima por Portugal, ainda que a recíproca não seja verdadeira, mas a maior relevância dos lusitanos para o mundo foi ter colonizado o Brasil. É triste, mas é verdade.
>bunda,creu creu creu creu,futebol,bunda,capoeia,zika,favelas,amazonia parabéns brazil
Luis Nelson
>great = large
no shit you anglos are obese
Gavin Perez
Truth hurts, huh?
Jonathan Kelly
Don't embarass yourself please...This map makes no fucking sense
Daniel Gutierrez
AAAAAAYO HOL UP HOL UP
Sebastian Scott
go suck some alpaca dick you piece of shit
David Martin
Isn't that based on outdated studies that made people seem way more african than they actually were?
Muh heritage is pic related, and my gf is paler than me. Hell, half of her family is ginger.
Ryder Turner
Yes, for instance Sardinians have less than Moorjani suggested, I don't know about Portoguese and Sicilians though.
Adrian Moore
>lol. are you brithis or something ,man? nah, still part of the british commonwealth/empire m8
dont feel bad that you lost your sphere of influence though, you guys had a good run.
im starting to taste some salt, makes me feel better
James Sanders
Tão infantil... O Brasil é cheio de problemas, mas ainda assim consegue ser mais relevante que Portugal, até mesmo cientificamente. Portugal mesmo sendo etnicamente heterogêneo, com infraestrutura organizada e com educação de qualidade fica a desejar em muitas áreas.
Jordan Robinson
Sicilians are the darkest Europeans. Most Iberians I've known have dark hair and brown eyes, but light skin. Southern Italians and Greeks, on the other hand, tend to be much swarthier.
Hell, I've passed for native in Portugal and I have blue eyes.
Isaac Brooks
>sardinians
Alexander Cook
>nah, still part of the british commonwealth/empire m8
lmao man. this is like if a ecuatorian or chilean were proud of their history because "we wuzz spanish empire and shiiiet"
you are not brithis, you are canadian. and your country is literally a non-history country.
also: nowadays >UK >relevant.
if you are not chinese, russian or murrican you are an irrelevant cunt nowadays. accept this, and accept your irrelevant position in the history.
Ryan Edwards
well done greatest ally yuo are man now
Kevin Roberts
There's no British empire lol. The only thing we have to do with Britain is the queen is on our money, and she comes to visit us sometimes. Not exactly a sphere of influence.
Christopher Murphy
(you)
Jack Flores
Wew lad, bashing on Canada for trying to have an identity, what a cool guy you are m8
Andrew Phillips
lel
Lucas Perry
>Portugal literally had to move it's government to Brazil after getting fucked so hard by Napoleons tiny manlet cock >An """""imperial""""" power that can't even protect it's capital CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
Gavin Evans
>White The Moors did enough raping and marrying during the occupation to change your people forever. You shall forever be a bastardized shadow of what you could have been.
Zachary Sanders
>99% catholic
You say that like it's a good thing.
Nolan Jackson
>96% literacy
Wyatt Ross
away with you facist trash
Oliver Ross
In a time where the western is quickly becoming islamized, it is a good thing. Better a cross than a moon
Xavier Edwards
It's funny, but differently others kings D. João XI keep a monarch.
Sorry about my bad english skills.
Jordan Morris
I know you're just joining the fun, and it is true we have some moor and african blood, but historically, we were the ones who did the raping. Our second king was called the populator because he encouraged it in the south. We killed all the moor warriors that didn't want to fight, and kept their children and wives.
Regardless, in spite of being poor and blacker, we are the 5th safest country in the world. We are literally the cure.
It's meant culturally, /r/atheism, we're a fairly agnostic/atheist country except for our old people.
Henry Lee
AHAHAHAHAHAH
jesus christ, savage
Aaron Edwards
>spain >first global empire We got to America and Australia before you and the ducth, but kept it under wraps because we didn't have the means to populate it.
You guys got to America on Portuguese ships.
We don't have money for NEETS. That's a success, right?
Andrew Anderson
>etnicamente heterogêneo para de dizer merda
Joseph Gomez
Bom, acabei escrevendo o contrário, mas não me surpreende que não tenha percebido pelo contexto que queria dizer justamente o contrário. De qualquer forma não faz diferença pois isso não mudaria o fato de Portugal conseguir ser manos relevante que Angola no cenário internacional.
Caleb Turner
>A nation of 38 million >causing major butthurt of prussiaboos all around the world >sucessful in winning world wars >one of the hardest languages >long history (since 966) >beautiful landscape >white >99% catholic and polish we tried i guess
Brody Ortiz
>succesful in winning world wars
Jordan Diaz
>one of the hardest languages is that something to be proud of ? >long history your country is 27 years old... sim eu não me importo que o meu país seja irrelevante se isso é o preço a pagar para não levar um balázio nos dentes dia sim dia não
Eli Rivera
I like Poland. The only thing I don't like about it is that because of your name I have to type 'por' on the dropdown menus instead of just 'po'
Ethan Perry
here's your reply
Gabriel Jones
>successful at sports
This bothers me. We are only good in football. That's it. Everything else is laughable. Also, average Portuguese is extremely nonathletic so please, you all need to stop with the "sport nation" meme.
Adrian White
...
Evan Cooper
notice how white women are literally moving to sweden to have sex with non europeans
Aaron Gonzalez
We still have a colonial empire desu
Elijah Hill
shut the fuck up moor piece of shit flamenco cha cha cha arrrrriibaaaaaa sooyyyyyyy matadoooorrrrrrrrrrrrr oye me yo soy macho latino mira mis pelos... soy espanollllll latino piel marrón...
Landon Ortiz
>France >The one of the big 4 or 5 colonizers that let their colonies keep their Muslim religion
Way to pick up your slack, idiots.
Julian Cox
Dale postea batallas de la wikipedia João.
Josiah Baker
but they got the better out of all of us,they got all that sweet muslim cock am i right?he probably has an algerian stepfather xd