Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, etc. of Japan.
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bbc.com/news/world-asia-36784045
npa.go.jp/archive/keibi/syouten/syouten269/sec02/sec02_01.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=5u-kGYCA3Zg
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I wanna see a cute girl walk around with her butt bare.

gross.

いや、さすがにノーパンは無理っすね

What's so gross?

u

otsu

'ポケモンGO'北朝鮮でプレー可能!

韓国サービス不可地域だが、北朝鮮の可能な地域
国内に発売されていない拡張現実(AR)モバイルゲーム'ポケモンコ(Go)'が江原道束草(ソクチョ)で可能な理由はゲーム開発会社が画定したサービス可能地域に北朝鮮が存在しているためだという。

'ポケモンGO'は、位置情報(GPS)を基盤にゲーム区域を設定しているのに、我が国のほとんどの地域がサービス不可地域に該当したが、束草(ソクチョ)は、サービス可能地域の北朝鮮に分類されているという分析だ。


僕の国でプレーするためには銃迎えることを覚悟して越北しなければならないww

A E S T H E T I C

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今こそ脱北のチャンスだ

脱北じゃなくて脱南だった

>nytimes.com/2016/07/13/technology/where-pokemon-should-not-go.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
"The digital creatures, which appear overlaid on the real world as part of the hit smartphone game Pokémon Go, have been reported at the former concentration camp Auschwitz in Poland, the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. and the National September 11 Memorial in New York, provoking frustrated responses from the representatives of some of the sites."

are you still mad at me for saying "korean size"?
I'm sorry

今日は野球の為にアニメの放送時間が繰り下がった
お前も大変やな
こらっ
北に脱出
支援せねば

そろそろ寝るべ

Every user
Good Night
Im so-called Pantsuya
See You

Are there any more in-depth Japanese political party matching quiz sites (other than nihonseiji.com/) ?

I got LDP and Nippon no Kokoro. Looking for something with more than 20 basic-ass questions though.

>nihonseiji.com/
why LDP or Nippon no Kokoro?
tell me

That's just the result that I got. Mainly because I support revising the constitution and continuing nuclear power. Unfortunately they're both so pro-US.

>tfw there are no parties who advocate and independent military + weakening the relationship with the US.

jcp.or.jp/english/
welcome to JCP

>jcp.or.jp/english/
Lol no thanks. I'm a member of Nippon Kaigi.

そんなことどうでもいいわ
天皇陛下が生前退位の可能性ってこれマジ?

Japan's Emperor Akihito has expressed his desire to abdicate in the next few years.

bbc.com/news/world-asia-36784045

とっくに前スレで話題になってたからもういいよ

>rivising the constitution
>continuing nuke power

what do you think of Japan's future?

Unfortunately, JCP is the only one influential political party, which declares military independence of Japan.
Do you know that?
It is not a joke.

lol
watch

I think it's dismal unless some serious action is taken. I mean the debt to GDP is ridiculous, and the pension is a powder-keg ready to blow.

My ideal Japan:
>independent military
>say no to the US once in a while
>bolster military 100-fold
>shut down US bases
>retake Machukwo (but stop expanding there)
>secure borders, be militarily isolationist + economically free trade

>His passion is marine biology and he is an expert on the goby fish.

qt

今更かよ宮内庁が否定したりでよく分からない状態になってきた。
まあ本人は譲りたいのだろうけれど立場上言えないから、議論にする為に内部の誰かが言ったのかなという気がしてる。

>influential
kek.

Don't you guys also wanna overthrow the emperor?

I had like fifty JCP members swamp me in Amagasaki with petitions against revising the constitution. How exactly will the declare independence, without revising the constitution?

GDPの何パーセントくらいが軍事費として適切だと思う?

なにいってだこいつら

why does japan need manchukuo?

>retake 満州国
nice joke desu.
how can you claim Manchukuo ought to belong to Japan?
historically thinking, the northeast of China has nothing to do with our country.

why didn't you mention our Emperor?
you know, his imperial majesty is liberaldemocratic.
your ideal is totally against emperor's thinking

Precious precious resources + revitalized national spirit which will reinvigorate the birth rate. (Also I know this is utterly impossible, but a boy can dream.)

8-10% to begin with, 4-6% after it's rebuilt.

Sorry for not replying in Japanese I'm a piece of shit Australian who hasn't learned the language yet.

Random question, so there's a theme park in my town that specifically hires foreigners for the summer because its cheaper labor. They even provide housing, utilities, etc. They fly here at the beginning on the season and fly them back at the end. Are there any businesses that do something similar in Japan?

これに関しては我々が陛下のお気持ちを尊重仕るべきだよね
石原慎太郎は、「俺も老体に鞭打って頑張ってるんだから、陛下にはこれからも天皇で居続けてほしい」とかほざきやがった
さんざん皇室を政治利用しておきながら、いうことがそれかよ。怒り心頭だわ。万死に値する

The JCP aims at the socialism under the Emperor system of Japan.
The economy must be different from politics, they say.
Japanese Communists are quite complete liars.
They objected to the nuclear monopoly by USA & USSR incidentally in old days.
you know
that's not a joke.

bye

英語のわからない俺が翻訳すると明日は蒸し暑くなるらしい

>swipe up to pay respects

なんでint/にいるんだよ

英語わからなくてもイタリア語わかりますみたいなオチなら面白いが

>the socialism under the Emperor system of Japan.
you mean "皇道派"?
do you wanna be Kimimaro Konoye?
omg

hi いく

I will atract all the pokemon in Auschiwtz

What's good for Japan is what's good for the Emperor, even if he doesn't agree with the action taken.

Ni Ni Roku Jiken was the proudest moment in Japanese history.

probably a bunch of ghost types

荒らすために決まってるだろ。英語なんて分からなくても気合があれば何とかなる。あと日本語なら怪しいけれど少しは分かるぞ

the only pokemons you will find at auschwitz will be koffings

さて、私のレスはどれでせう?
と、ネトウヨ君に言われたら、そいつ落ち込むと思う
日本政治の基本すら知らないのね
日本共産党という馬鹿政党は、アメリカからの「独立」を目指して「軍事闘争」までしたの
暴力革命の方針を堅持する日本共産党(警察庁)
npa.go.jp/archive/keibi/syouten/syouten269/sec02/sec02_01.htm
頑張れば頑張れる
為せば成るつうことやね

寝るわ

ここじゃなく日本の翻訳サイトでホルホルしていてくれ
正直君程度じゃ物足りない

Good I don't have it yet.

not matter what you want in life
everything is already fucked
the world elite wants a world with only 500 million population
this means aorund 6 billion humans must be erased
soon a nuclear device will explode on israel , this event will start the WWIII
a nuclear war with the main objetive of decrease the population
the elite already have comfy underground bunkers

add me on wechat

Any pokemans on this monument?

The name of it really doesn't pull any punches, does it?

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do you pretend to being Japanese?
your post is somehow weird

>the proudest moment 2.26
are you a communist?
you shouldn't think great deal of 皇道派

chinks really are the worst.

My landlord just tried to scam me, and it's now close to 2:00am and the chinks in the room next to me are yelling and screaming. I can't sleep and have to work tomorrow.

Go to Japan. Do not come to china. If u cant go to Japan, go to Korea or Taiwan.

Nope, but since I'm living in Japan I decided to educate myself on Japanese history and politics. I came to my conclusion based on what I think is best for Japan. As I live here, what's best for Japan is what's best for me.

what happened ?
where in china are you?

Got おおさか維新の会 (20.1%, not telling you the second place).
Who are these guys?

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add me on wechat estupido

AFAIK they're a local-government oriented party. The product of a split like most Japanese small parties.

chinks are notorious for screaming loudly in midnight here too

Where?

my japanese neighbours fuck loudly from 11pm to 1am every night. bosozoku keep me awake from midnight-4:00 am on saturdays. glass houses.

do they not have manners?

Japan

youtube.com/watch?v=5u-kGYCA3Zg

Japan is shit.

>my japanese neighbours fuck loudly from 11pm to 1am every night
That's a long session of fucking.

But doesn't japan already have quite strong local governments?Prefectures and even cities can change laws, invite immigrants, set their own rulings and standards and such.
Is this party just Osaka wanting to say "Fuck off, Tokyo"?

Where?

dude seems a bit cucked, i imagine at least half of it is cunnilingus.

wonderful, the next time i saw the man i would give him an acknowledging smirk or nod and maybe ask him to quiet it down a little

make vocaroo like me
vocaroo.com/i/s0rg798HOX7r

this dude has some aesthetics

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>Osaka wanting to say "Fuck off, Tokyo"?
Basically everything Osaka ever does.

call the police on them

Why did you vote for Abe, retard?
Abenomics dont work.
Japan is fucked

>言いたいこと言えないけどここにいるよ
>泣きたくて笑えないホントの自分
まさにこの状況

Is that an apartment? It's so bad. I don't want to live in an noisy house like that.

>Pokemon GO in North Korea
>they don't even have mobile phones

So I guess I shouldn't learn mandarin after japanese

but your neighbor room is vacant

I was expecting a loud REEEE

I wonder why my political orientation is close to theirs...
Still, in the bottom in recommended candidates to vote for I got two LDP and one Kokoro

instead, they have smile of dear leader kim

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愛女者非日本人, 日本人愛男.

you're secretly wanting to change politics of Osaka... I feel you

well that's creepy

he is smiling while his people are fucking starving

What's with Manboo and depressing stories?
youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0

he keeps smiling because even if he makes his people starve, western nations and japan will send food and money to them.

then we are either really stupid or he is a 悪のジーニアス (maybe I made a mistake, sorry!)

youtube.com/watch?v=KIq-ApPC8Nk

In Japan, Customers are thought as gods. employees get stressed out. Boss are not kind. there are no place to rest. They become clinically depressed.

>that good feel when I never needed to work a single day of my life

アノンたちは中国語がわかりますか?