bridge edition
/brit/
spoiler that whale
fuck off matt
praying for OP
...
Still not even as much as physical contact with a woman
that's my surf broad actually lad
the so-called Sup Forums
sorry Nigel, can't worm your way back into the Tory party
so what's this all about May being the new president of the UK?
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Anyone ever used the dating app Once?
Literally one fucking match, what the fuck do women want again
The more I understand the normies the more they understand me.
Getting worried.
just use tinder like a normal fucking person
nice to see hotpocketman is cracking down on gook spammers
what's next? weebs?
Might go to Sizewell and see if Zapdos is there
Would like to see a return of the bridge gimmick
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There'll be some programme built in to assure that the munters (ie. you) get put in with the dogs.
Don't waste your time.
*bides my time to post till midway through the thread to maximise (You) potential*
care to explain what rule was broken here?
wahey good post
My mother is a saint
is the jannying this strict 24/7?
idk sometimes they're fit, sometimes they're minging. i usually skip the minging ones.
good advice
The most freshly plucked (You)'s taste the sweetest.
We are all runts on his farm
Just like on of my /brit/anese pastas
have a free one chum :)
That janny is a prude faggot
youtube.com
outrageous choon
It's just an overreaction to the shitstorm from earlier.
morning /brit/ is far more comfier with less moderation.
hmm yes... well it says here...
*checks file*
yes, it appears that i need a poo
imagine being a long haul pilot for an airline that only hires fit cabin crew (like emirates). you'd get your pick of them every night.
>faggot
fuck off yank
Fallen in love with a girl who isn't my waifu lads.
Gonna swoop on that F2P mech game on PS4 lads
Used to love Mechwarrior back in the day
have learnt that there is nothing to redeem the west midlands
>This is
>The slowest country
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>in the world
doing a depressing POF browse
pof.com
what kind of runt actually thinks like this though
> haha yes I am the pilot that means I get to shag all the females haha yes definitely this is how it works
are you 12 or braindamaged or what? can't work it out
I bet you're the type of person who unironically browses adultwork
Famine.
Ooh yeah, famine.
Its really bad yeah, famine.
Oohh ohhh yeah, famine.
Especially at Christmas time
just got back from giving out my cv in another town lads
one of the barmaids definitely fancied me
alright lads, which one?
matthew the west mids kpop twat
or
callum the west mids grime twat
>Rumours of Rees-Mogg to be the leader of the House of Commons
>get on a flight
>fat stewardess in my section
worst feel
>take something out of freezer
>fingers smell like fish
>scratch my balls
>have a cheeky sniff
i imagine this is the smell of pure sex
I know an air hostess and she's told me what it's like. She's shagged a few pilots as well.
Bozza
>All these desperate liberals clasping at straws
brexit minister literally doesn't understand how the EU works lads
>kpop posting is allowed in all the other generals.
Ahh yes.
got some sausages on the grill
(note: one of these sausages is in fact my penis)
sounds unpleasant
That's a pretty awful poem desu
Fuck's sake, I knew he'd talked shite about Obama but I completely forgot about this
get it off before you hurt yourself mate xx
grilling some meatballs while you're at it?
for you
>Osbourne has resigned from the Cabinet
Oh snap.
>I have opinions on politics
ever wonder why you're all virgins?
Splendid
I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
i don't know who's the president of my own country and i'm still a virgin
what the fuck is poland manufacturing 3 billion pounds of
Dad's a madman lads.
(M is my dad)
why does theresa may always show so much cleavage? it genuinely makes me uncomfortable
Pretentious twat BTFO by Johanssonson
accidentally /brit/ posted in a thread about languages haha
everyone's favourite relative ooncle mez just released a new ep
give it a listen and support ooncle
WOW. Thanks mister!
am well keen on politics and have a gf actually so umm nice try sweetheart :) x
then grab onto it, it's just for you
give a little squeeze and say how do you do
George Osborne: Resigns as chancellor
Philip Hammond: Moves from foreign secretary to chancellor
Boris Johnson: Foreign secretary
Amber Rudd: Moves from energy secretary to home secretary
David Davis: Secretary for exiting the EU
Liam Fox: International trade secretary
Michael Fallon: Stays as defence secretary
>Boris in chage of foreign relations
>ww3 imminent
she's such a tease, our theresa x
>M is my dad
big man ting, whats his problem today?
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both prime runts
aircraft parts i think
*sees you at house party*
*talks to you all night*
*eventually kisses you*
haha lads all in a nights work x
could never live in a tall building lads. wouldn't trust the mongs living beneath me to not set the building on fire
>people moaning about the people in charge of the country
>people thinking Corbyn and his comrades could do a better job with the state they're in
we are still a member of the european union
how long until they get bored of the eu content gimmick
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pirate scumbags......
can anyone tell me what it's supposed to say?
friendly reminder that if your facebook posts don't on average net double digit likes girls will see you as a creepy weirdo
howling at this post
c:
hahaha i'm laughing just imagining it
So what's this ol' mirth gimmick then
great post welcome to the thread!
post your poncho you fuck
just buy a parachute
There's a Philip at Buckingham Palace, a Philip at No 10, and a Philip at No 11.
Go us!
fuck off
Good riddance, Dave. Take that cunt Jezza Hunt with you.
Useless twats
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Jeddah Tower is now 180m high, about 18% of it's final height.