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kpoop edition

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can't wait for janny to hear about this

northern irish protestants and catholics are the exact same people

stop acting like there's a difference

*notices the lack of kpop posting*

sooo glad i doxxed that cunt

[spoiler] matt Ludford [/spoiler]

Soviet Union

Nah, there is a much larger psychological side to it. One of the biggest is that I need the attention and validation from women to feel good about myself.

It is becoming quite controlling and if I'm not trying to shag every girl I come into contact with I'm spending all my money on escorts.

I've also had problems with drugs and other addictions in the past aswell.

Danes are just uglier swedes

ah yes DENMARK i'll listen to you about my own country

Rather enjoy the album "Starsailor" lads, the eponymous song is definitely the weirdest song on it

How did you doxx him?

This is generally true 2bh

There's barely any meaningful difference between you and the yanks as well

canadians are fags

>apart from britain can you name an island with 2 countries

New guinea
Timor
Borneo
Cyprus
Gibraltar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_divided_islands

fuck off spic

4 extra flags hahahaha

All shitholes. You see the pattern?

small carb refeed day, will have roughly 70-100 grams of carbs tonight lads. its quite pleasurable haha

We're thinner and not krauts

>Gibraltar
KEK

chicken

So which country brits will decide to hit with nukes first considering all those changed with boris, theresa and other lunatics?

you're frogs, thats way worse

>Sint martin is a shit hole
not to mention the shared nordic and north american islands, fucking retard

exactly

no meaningful difference

Give me one reason for reunification other than ""m-muh rightful clay"" (american indian and south african black tier argument) and I will take you seriously

All the good things are asleep in the human world. It's made more room for the dark to walk around. My heart is sick, and I didn't make it out. Speak to all my friends whose names I don't remember now. You're gonna lose a lot, but you'll get used to it somehow.

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>girlfriend says she wants to try DP with me and a friend
>do it
>she's no longer satisfied when it's just me

Should I just kill myself?

French people are more attractive

knew a danish kid at school that followed me and my m8s around for a couple of years because he was desperate for friends

he was so ugly that we called him Nosferatu because he had horrible posture, scary teeth, stood with his arms lifted in a dinosaur-like fashion... looked a lot like nosferatu and the nickname stuck. we called him Nos for short though. ugly bastard.

>tfw smaller than you but trained in brazilian dick-biting


i'd just bite your dick off 2bh

What is your most obscure fetish, /brit/?

I masturbate to the Japanese flag when Japanese person posts on Sup Forums or Sup Forums. I get hard when they post

Ok big man, pipe down

topcuck familia

>he thinks we want them back THIS BADLY
>Sinn Fein the people who want reunification haven't been elected in 100 years
FUCKING KEK
We're just laughing at how shit it is.

I know I shouldn't reply but I actually do the same

Reddit

have you been here for 2 weeks or more?

How pathetic is your life? I bet you're from Slough

The North would see much stronger representation in a united Ireland. Belfast would act as a significant counterweight to Dublin, leading to a much more balanced economic distribution all around the island. The North could actually see itself devoloped rather than suckling from the Westminster teat.

why shouldn't you reply?

73% African maybe we'll send you unionists ovdf there are how you like it

Its our clay fuck off back to Britain you fucking squatters, literal African tier stealing our land

norn shiteland is an illegitimate statelet which was formed from ignoring the greater part of democratic will of the irish people, which was at the time one jurisdiction

its also a failed state, hilariously so

fuck that just dump her if you're not comfortable sharing her with Rashad

Conjoinmet is hard to find a lot of quality stuff for, same with rearranged body parts and body part swaps

Guro absorption and asymmetrical TF are nearly impossible

...

hahaha

That's horrible, Us school culture destroys people, just look at your boys Eric and dylan

You know very well, sunshine.

I drove through Slough once, didn't seem extremely bad, just seemed a standard shithole

Thank fuck, really don't want to reunite lad

As i've said before I feel nothing but compassion for lads from Ardoyne and Falls road but the republic is a different country in my eyes, the people are entirely different

Been to Dublin 4 times and each time have been sickened with the ammount of wogs and burka wearing women 2bh

your tayto isnt as good either

so-called Ranch Dressing

same

Consider myself an honourary Irishman despite being a Muslim of North African descent.

We'll get there in the end lads. Don't worry.

I hear it's the hole that shitholes shit in lad

>English don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Scottish don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Welsh don't like Northern Irish Protestants
>Irish don't like Northern Irish Protestants
NOBODY LIKES YOU FUCKS
THE BRITISH DON'T LIKE YOU

Listening to the Beach Boys

dumb pirate frogposter

rashad mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=7Ywr96o8IrI

F

What Uni should I go to if I want to become a call center manager? Btw I post k-pop

Also what car would you suggest I drive?

you should not be low carbing in the first place

I don't

:c

all boys give people nicknames, its fun


you're telling me you've never been in a group of friends that dishes out mean nicknames?

Got a belt of a golf ball while playing pitch and putt tonight lads

Did they elect you spokesperson of the home nations? kekking

A lad with sense.

Foy

It's pasta, right?

Georgetown lad do economics, drive an IROC or a 2003 vw polo

I managed a call center once
All that power, all those wogs under my thumb

throat/airway has been tight for a week

>English
>Giving a fuck what kind of Christian you are
Top fucking kek

Underated post

that'd be my arse desu

fantastic album lad good taste. F

how ironic

>i-i hate ethnic minorities
>ah yes, in this case, clinging out the arsehole of the uk is certainly the desirable option

the cognitive dissonance with you lot christ

Not at all lad, but I went to a private school, can't speak for peasant schools

yeah

the irish are one of our best allies 4 g0d

*slides my thick sweaty dick inside*
That should help lado

a post earlier got me thinking
i do wonder what a willy would taste like if i grilled it and put it between some bread like a hot dog

no wonder you've ended up here

just be a black guy and pretend to be over professional and that should get you in

at least thats how it is here. (call centers are 95% to 99% black people in my area)

have you ever worked in one where you live?

I'm cutting back on carbs

fuck off billionaire

seriously though you missed out

~62056657
you didn't even give me a (You)

>13 days of picking out store fronts

FUCK YOU Matt Ludford

this is your fault

Woke up with a dead moth in front of me lads my breath was probably fuckin honkin lmao

una vela...

billionaires bring jobs

>tyrone is an irish name, tainted by niggers
>baltimore is an irish city, tainted by niggers
wish yanks could've left you lads alone

You lads clearly missed the doxxing of a kpop spammer this morning

I'll get banned soon but he posted a resume he was critiquing but left his folder with his name in it.

He's a call center manager that went to Birmingham City Uni

Howlin

>i hate ethnic minorities
never said that

i'm not prejudiced against anyone except for travelers who are subhuman

Nah lad I'm poor as shit, we didn't pay a thing, got on some scholarship for being a child autist genius and got it all paid by some black banker

Was asleep ta Hun that's quite funny Xx

top boy
degenerates exposed

Haha Birmingham city uni is the trash one

can't believe how /brit/ has got to the point where i'm the only sensible, intelligent person left