What would an Sup Forums house party look like?

What would an Sup Forums house party look like?

What would each country bring?

>Canada
>DUDE WEED LMAO

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We'd probably all stand in opposite corners of the house and not look at eachother.

Id bring the exit masks and helium tanks

Body pillows.

>tfw no gf

We'd bring some dank WEED and donuts for drunk and high munchies

This, although an Aussie would go around trying to banter with everyone.

There's not enough corners for that my autistic friend

More like body bags.

Bottle of Makers Mark and some fresh wax with my pen and autodabber.

I'd be the guy everyone isn't sure if he's a normie or not.

Pavlova

It's cool mate we'll bring that.

all good m8, plenty of new zealand inventions to go around

I'll just bring crowded house or something

I'd bring my favorite aussie actor russell crowe as a guest.

you can keep him 2bh

we'd bring BUNDA

i've got the cups

your mom is enough bunda for everyone

>Greece
>Spain
>Portugal
>Poland
Absolutely nothing. Not invited for not paying denbts.

I will not party with you, disgusting nerds.

pretty much this

>America
Guns
>Canada
He would bring China with him and fried rice
>Mexico
Drugs and guns
>UK
Fries

>What would an Sup Forums house party look like?
A bunch of autistic NEETs trying to stand as far apart from each other as humanly possible

>what would each country bring
Brits would bring cum brownies

Coca leaves

we bring the bacalhao and a second dose of dude weed lmao

nice coastline lmao fag

>legalised gay marriage
>calls other people fags

CAN'T

>hating freedom
you some kind of commie?

MDMA

DELET

Thanks Nikau
Id love to see how a finnish on molly behaves

>go to the party and wait and sit alone in the bathroom for three hours
>listen to music and people talking through the door and get really sore sitting on the toilet with clothes on
>try to use wi-fi but it's embarassingly bad
>hear a knock on the door, realize the cover is blown and u'll have to leave and pretend to eat food alone around other people
>steps out of the bathroom and see THIS brit waiting, but smiling at you

your response?

>Australia
Probably goon bags and pingas, then be obnoxiously loud and drunk the entire night.

America would be cucking other country's gfs

are you a boy or a girl?

nikau is a kind of tree

*unzips*

riiiight

>Japan and Korea get super fucked up
>start arguing
>They start unsheathing their katanas

What happens next?

Canada wouldn't be invited

WILL SUCK DICK 4 SOME TOILET PAPER

What will you give me for a klennex?

America breaks down crying screaming about how he can't handle his friends fighting. Both Korea and Japan sort of look at each other and then America as he rolls into a foetal position on the sticky, beer soaked rug. Unseen in the shadows, China bursts out from Canada's chest - springing forward and stabbing Japan in the kidneys. Making his escape, China runs and merges back into Canada's hidden form to perform the perfect getaway.

just use leaves

you don't stand in line for those right?

>Portugal
Let this one slide

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What drives him to do this?

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HOW THE FUCK DID CROATIA POST THAT BEFORE ME I LITERALLY MADE THE PICTURE ON MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEE

Jog on slag munter! Thinking you can get this prime sirloin? think again

>that pic
what.. is it?

never
i wouldn't lose my life like that ffs

i'd touch your prostate

Two sentient caterpillars psychically controlling the body of a young anglo girl.

UK - ket

t. dero

This would happen

/cum/ meetup when

never

would have drunked

The Serb will remove them.

nice eyebrows

We would bring our pasión.

Then Australian boomerangs Canada, slitting his throat

Last time I was on a Sup Forums meetup my Sup Forums-"friends" let me try coke and then tried to get me to drink myself to death.

Well hello there.

*unzips*

Immigrants.

Some cunt named Bazza would be trying to start shit, probably with a frog or a seppo, and after a few more drinks he decides to randomly king hit some pajeet in the back of the head.

anime

America brings guns

The australian would be a fat manlet overcompensating by picking on people and talking in a high pitched squeaky voice.

The new zealander would be a fat muh tribe islander covered in tattoos wearing those maori sunglasses the whole time

Are you all really such antisocial nerds? I'm not autistic and often talk to people on parties. Alcohol makes it easier. I'm sure I could get a long with some Sup Forumsernational friends, we even had sverigetråden meetups.

Still a tfwnogf virgin though.

Yes
I hate gatherings

kek

> Sup Forums house party

I was thinking about the party van, but this isn't Sup Forums.

I'm pretty much normie as fuck tbqh, I just love shit posting.

>DUDE WEED LMAO
Thats what the Netherlands do, you would bring SJW and ruin the fun for everyone.

>What would each country bring?
>flag
>beer

>we all watched 2 guys kick a hacky sack
My fucking sides

I'd probably get too drunk for my own good but still get along with everyone and have a great time.

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Tatar, it's perfect for drinking
It wouldn't, few shots and the party starts.

I 100% guarantee you that an Sup Forums meetup would mostly consist of "oh no I don't drink" types.

Kek

Do people really buy into the "drinking is for degenerates" thing? I thought it was a bad meme.

Instead of getting drunk everyone would be better off and have a much better time taking a mdma pill, 5 euro and you have a pill enough for one night. Or any other decent drug really

>germany
>tetrapack wine and vegetables from dumpster diving

Afraid little cunts, that don't want to do "stupid shit".
You, me and that one Aussie could have a blast though.

there does seem to be a fair amount of those pansies around, but I reckon they're also likely to be anime loving shut-ins.

It would be a crazy party with all the Sup Forums alphas having mad good time and fucking all the Sup Forums bitches (that one ugly russian girl)

but I'm a poofta alpha

I'd hope there would be some willing boipuss for me to banter.

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I was just about to say that the only normies in here are fags, kek.

Also tfw no australian bf

fite me irl cunt

tfw no french etc

Pooland will let you use his poohole im fairly sure.

""Choice"" bance, boys

Nah fuck those cunts. They can sit in a corner while the fun countries get shitfaced and administer therapeutic levels of banter.

> t. High functioning Australian

I would bring some hash and get everyone around to play "sea run".

Will you bring fosters?

NO

what's sea run? Also better fire up those cranes.

>tfw no dom aussie bf

Oh god no. We only feed that battery acid to the Brits.

Goon bags and real aussie beer for the boys!

Its when everyone gets wasted as hell, line up and run towards the wall, stopping exactly when someone shouts "stop".