Walk into bathroom

>walk into bathroom
>notice this

How would you react?

put it on the other way

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Poo and wipe, I'm not autistic

>see that tissue roll
>gets out
Bidet spray is the true way.

Do nothing because I'm not a fucking autist.

/thread

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Get the fuck off my board

Suck my dick nigger, and fuck you.

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Thank god I'm not in Venezuela.

You don't wipe your wet ass?

Fix it.

The only time people actually do this on purpose is so that their animals dont pull the entire roll down.

I'd pinch myself

Murder the offending party

The toilet witch is going to get you.

I'd use a fucking leaf.

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This.

TURN
IT
AROUND

Turn 360 and go away

My sister honestly prefers it that way. It fucking drives me nuts.
I've tried to argue that it is worse in every possible way but her response is "I use it twice as much, so obviously I know that this way is better".

like this

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women are not logical beings, don't try to argue with them

Disgusting smelly Westerners. If you fell face first on dog shit, would you just smoosh it around with TP? Use water for fucks sake. You smell like baby diapers. Also, waving you dick around after peeing is not cleaning it. You smell like a hobo too.

People in general are not logical beings and don't try to argue with them.

Yeah but no one is looking at my ass noticing if I have any traces of shit on it. Plus I don't have a bidet

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Wonder how that paper got in my toilet and what bastard son of seven fathers drilled my venetian plating to install that paperholder.