Really makes you think

Really makes you think...

me on the right

video games

RACIS

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WUZ N SHEIT

Oi vey!
Didn't they teach you in history class that aboriginals were in the military during WWI?!

It's like unnada shoa!

SWEDEN YES

but does it really though?

Well hey, at least since they have blacks in the German side they are actually fighting the stereotype of Germans were Nazis and hated blacks.

>France
>1,7 million dead

>Russia
>3 million dead

Meanwhile at the EA chairman committee: "France or Russia? Never heard of them? Did they even participate in WW1? Ah fuck it, can't be bothered to check. Let's just not have them in our game".

That guy on the right is one of the most Anglo looking guys I've ever seen

>them pussy ass white bois with muh pickelhaube
Man. Thank god they changed that. Also no france top kek

They have to make DLC somehow

Why not relegate the Americans to that DLC then? American gamers would e raving about buying that DLC, and clearly France has more earned its right to star in the game.

Meanwhile Americans didn't.

Feel bad about Russia too.

It's just poetic justice for not including Sweden in games such as Medieval Total War.

Because America is the worlds biggest gaming market. They'd probably boycott it if they didn't appear

>current year
>playing SJW DICE cuck titles
wew

Oh please, if there's anywhere where Sweden would've earned that spot, it's in the Empire one, which I believe it did?

Medieval Sweden would be a joke.

Guess so.

Somedays you just hate americans like nobody's business.

>i dont le now that much about le swedish history so it must be le joke
If a joke nation like Nippon can have a whoe fucking game to themselves, I think we can be in medieval total war

Maybe you shouldn't be so mad about a shittt game.
Get over it and don't buy that

>implying anyone wants to play a back-and-forth between Sweden and Denmark-Norway lasting for 400 years

It's not our fault. Blame Sweden. Most Americans I know don't even play as our faction in these kinds of games.

I agree it's ridiculous you're not a main faction. You might as well throw out Britain from a WW1 game too.

>implying anyone except the french wants to play as france in battlefield

>implying historians wouldn't blow their load at the chance of playing the french battalions at the Marne, Verdun, Chemin-des-Dames, and the expeditionary force in Serbia

Medieval 2 wasn't really an exemple of historical accuracy m8.
HRE unified, Spain unified, only two Italian city states, Russia unified, "Turks" and so on.

They just mixed all the nordic factions into Denmark and that's it

denmark was way more relevant desu, their cleric cavalry was based af

not buying the game is the best statement you can make about it

I know I certainly won't but I've been seeing garbage like overwatch flying off the shelves.

If you haven't played it how do you know it's bad?

Why does the white German soldier look like he has a mild case of Downs Syndrome?

shoehorning multiculturalism into a game about a time before multiculturalism

It's multiracialism, not multiculturalism.

The german army was known for sometimes hiring Finnish soldiers, as shown here.

>overwatch
>garbage
Shit taste kiddo
Also it's past bed time go to sleep

99% sure race will be customizable.

This desu. I'm tired of seeing Americans bitch about multiculturalism when we don't really have it here.

wow niggas be better

wew lad
at least we weren't niggers though

Gah Finland don't fret so!

Besides, the joke won't even work since the Finns are known for being autismos, and not downies.

got a reply anyway so good bants lad good bants

just play verdun m8
sure there's no russians but it's based on the western front

ps
>berthier rifle
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

Australian soldier is probable an abo. I have no real idea for the German one.

Aren't they just skins, btw ?

In reality they were all minced meat.

too bad it runs as shit and the whole game comes off like bad clone of ro just set in ww1 instead of ww2

Fun factaroo. Abos weren't supposed to join, but many recruiters weren't told of this and let them join, and lots of Abos lied about their race and joined anyways, in hopes of better treatment after the war.

I just wanted to throw my useless knowledge out there

>tfw Brazilians are in fighting for all sides but frenchmen are not
BTFO

>Swedish cucks cater to money like a bunch of Jews
>"oh i know! let's blame the americans!"

Kill yourself. Nobody even gives a shit about this game now. It's obvious it's going to be downgraded and be a shitfest like Battlefront was.

Did Abos serve?

...

The Harlem Hellfighters served mostly under French command because we were too racist.

Did it work?

>niggers play video games all day because all they do is sell weed, despite being horrible at gaming
>surprised when they're catered to

That was probably the plan all along and they'll probably make some $29 dlc with 4 battles

That's the plan all along now with ANY game. Charge $60 for an incomplete game, wait for feedback so they "balance" the game out for shit players, fuck it up even more doing so, repeat, release $40-60 DLC's that nobody will want to play because they've already moved on to the next shit game.

Fuck modern gaming.

Kind of. They got paid less below minimum wage, and I think they got more freedom.

Being a soldier was probably an upgrade from being forced to stay on a reserve as well, and they got treated well by their comrades at the front, though back home was racist as ever

I don't even mind that they're negroes as much as the way they're clearly modeled after American blacks and not the sub Saharan Africans they'd actually have been.

It's fucking lazy.

>they're clearly modeled after American blacks and not the sub Saharan Africans they'd actually have been.

It's smart. Who do you think plays these games? Our niggers. Not North Africans.

>North Africans

Geography I'd hard I suppose.

Anyway, I'd be inclined to say the number of white and other ethnicities playing will dwarf the number of negroes playing.

>sub saharan
>north africans

As opposed to which Africans? Does anybody besides Sup Forumstards really care? It's a fucking video game. Get a life.

WE WUZ STRAYIN N' SHEEIT

>Implying historians are buying battlefield games

Mate there's quite a difference between North Africans and Sub Saharan Africans. I'd expect you to know that if you're on Sup Forums.

>Subsaharian Africans
>North Africans

I don't usually shame your kind on here, but come on man.

No shit. I obviously misread and it's due to just getting off work, 12 hour shift, and I'm proceeding to get drunk as fuck. Stain on me. Fuck off.

>WW1 game
>no France
>no Russia
>yes America
>yes ITALY
Who cares about some niggers when this is allowed?

>misread subsaharan as north
Kek

>12 hour shift,
On Fête de la Fédération day? Silly greatest ally!

I think it was around 1000 abos served in WWI. That's of roughly 400,000 Aussies who enlisted. Quite a lot considering we were a population of less 5 million at the time.

Belgium is a polite and loving country :3! Thank you!

>be interested in world war 1 following centenary commemorations
>decide to purchase the fine video game battlefield 1 from prestigious developer DICE
>load into first mission
>it's the somme
>there are no frenchmen
>sergeant is about to blow the whistle to send us over the top
>the sergeant has a snapback
>"CLEVELAND REPRESENT NIGGUHHHHHHHH"
>blows the whistle and the soundtrack kicks in
>"AM I WRONG IF I WANNA GET IT ON TILL I DIE"
>"HAH HAH REMEMBER ME YEAH I LIKE THE WAY YOU DIE BOY"
>pick up a flamethrower and advance on the trenches
>objective: kick some ass
>you have unlocked achievement: bavarian barbecue
>german zeppelins overheard start dropping gas
>achievement unlocked: whoever smelt it dealt it
>think of my great grandfather going blind from mustard gas
>turn off console
>cry

>tfw we just joined at the end of the war just to say we helped a bit
Sorry world.

>aka doing a USA

The worst part is one of the main maps featured in the gameplay trailers appears to be in the French countryside but the French army is nowhere to be seen.

America makes sense marketing wise I suppose, but Italy?

They probably thought they were making a WWII game.

>Portugal controls a random ass city in Northeastern Spain.

oh yeah?

how about you say that to my face, I will single handedly wipe you and your piss stain of a country off the face of earth, mark my words.

Just like in WW2.

Wouldn't surprise me honestly.

Japes aside, this could litterally be the worst way for anyone to supposedly herald their sacrifice with honor.

WW1 was a war in which around 75% of the losses on the western front transpired under the shells of the artillery. That was what had become inhuman about the war: shells would litterally plague your position continually, and you'd be every day on the brink of death, sometimes seeing yourself escape from death by a mere meter when your teammates around you had all perished from a stray shell. Inhuman was also inhuman from its conditions: some units could never be supplied from support corps being too cowardly to journey into the front lines, and would have to starve. In winter, one of the main causes of casualties was from frostbite, and soldiers would freeze with nothing to remedy it as lighting a fire would alert the enemy of your position. The trench foot syndrome was rampant, and the war weakened the men to such a point that diseases long-though eradicated haunted them once more (there was a huge resurgence of cholera in the war, and later, as we all know, Spanish flu). Rats would one of your main worries too, and you'd have to live by their side, or eat them if they became too greedy in stealing the food.

No wonder my great-grandfather returned fucked up from the war.

Meanwhile DICE's WW1:
>omg running around is so kewl
>thank god that I don't have the constant fear of artillery looming over me
>damn do I love running around, and not being stuck in a small trench for week's on end
>welp, better use this 90mph tank
>hah, gas masks are so reliable! thank god that they work so well (I think we all know how gas masks really worked?)

Teens will sadly end up thinking that it was a fun war.


Fuck DICE.

DUDE HORSES LMAO WOMEN POWER

Meh, not like the british army could be seen much in the french countryside yonder in WW2 as they fled to Dunkirk on their first day of fighting.

>dude so harsh omg, tru men, reblog if you cri everytim

stop being a nerd, you weren't even there.

>twelve battles of the azonso

Every Battlefield game is absolutely fucking ridiculous in historical aspects, this is nothing new. The only difference is, this is something normies catch instead of history buffs.

My grandmother, who had it from her father, told me about it.

And you'd do well to inquire about it from first-hand sources (Remarque, Céline, Jünger). I'm only saying that they performed very well when today's generation would've probably mutinied after a year, and that that isn't highlighted by how the game is presented. It might even lead teens astray who will start wondering why there even were mutinies in 1917 because "muh BF1 told me that WW1 was hella epic".

> I recognize the difficulties of fighting a war

>OMG WHAT A FAG GUYS I BET HE CARES ABOUT HIS HISTORY

Fuck off Italy, worst European nation

They probably handled it about as well as today's generation would. Everyone bitched for awhile, then just sucked up and got used to the mind numbing shit.

My great grandfather got his leg blown off by a grenade on the alps and died a few months after returning home leaving 5 children fatherless.

This doesn't give me fucking rights to be an obnoxious cunt about videogames, movies, or any work of art.

Especially I don't go around trying to impress people telling them about how hard was it for them when I have no fucking idea.

You're a tryhard.

>I have never fought in a war
>I try hard to """""recognize"""" the harshness of war
>I expect to be taken seriously
>I protest against fucking video games because I'm smart and I know better

Take your fedora and go.

you're all cringeworthy as fuck.

Leave it to an Italian to not understand war.

there goes the seasoned Brazilian soldier talking about wars he never fought or situations he's never been into.

another tryhard basement dweller trying to lift himself about the "mass", fucking millennials amirite?

>I don't care about greedy people making light of tragedies just to make a quick buck
Gobble on some more corporate cock.

I mean not to befall Italy's trap of starting to say : "that generation had real men in it! I cry so much thinking about them", but today's generation would litterally be moaning all the way to the front lines that they'd have to fight for their country as patriotism has long-since faded, and you'd have tumblr posts spouting that women are the true victims of this war as they're kept back from the front lines.

People can't even bring themselves to retreating the retirement age in France to spare their country of useless expenses. What makes you think that they would die for their country now?

don't fucking buy it if you don't like it.

all of you ranting about teens and millenials are the most entitled little shits of all, do you reallye expect them to remove the game from the market because some autists here think they know how it really was to live through WWI?

Such beautiful men who got sent to their deaths.

I-I mean the bottom row, of course.

and there you are, moaning because a videogame doesn't fit your view of something you never lived, you're a millennial cuck like all of us.

I've fought in multiple wars and conflicts, faglord, and many other people on this board have. I'm a fucking career soldier, and I don't get a stick up my ass when people voice their opinions about war

By the way, Italians are the lowest quality soldiers, in all of NATO. Every one of you bitched, constantly, over simple shit in every exercise I attended. Fucking Iraqi soldiers and conscripts bitched less while working in actual shit conditions.