/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user considers documenting his experience with chinese mints • user writes a note with his new Xiaomi Mija pen + refills, is impressed with the 1 week delivery • user gets a photograph of the seller with a little note behind it • user got a new umbrella and free keychain • user reviews the Huion 1060 Plus • user posts some random arrivals • user shares various purchases including a chink figure • user got a bobble bottle clone and filters • Anons find out that Melon pan shops AliExpress youtube.com/watch?v=oxTlzSis91g
• user tries out the Mixza U3 16gb "Zebra" Micro SD • user modifies his tripod • A $2 shark plushie shows up • user shows off his Chink weeb figures youtube.com/watch?v=ztqTt_cz0uQ

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ebay.com/itm/271938688988
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khadas.com/vim/
cnx-software.com/2017/08/21/khadas-vim2-amlogic-s912-development-board-sells-for-75-and-up/
cpu-upgrade.com/mb-Intel_(chipsets)/945G_Express.html
aliexpress.com/item/jinding_bling/32821441085.html
amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-OneBlade-QP2520-70/dp/B01D328BG6/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1503618546&sr=1-4&keywords=oneblade&th=1
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will this rip off my dick?
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any good electric razor for shaving ?

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>U.S. PENIS COMING

Anyone here's bought one of these? I'm thinking of buying one for myself.

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Unique-Design-Cool-Watch-for-Men-LED-Digital-Binary-Watches-Sport-LED-Steel-Wristwatch-relogio/32403964512.html

etc

Please go fuck yourself with a cactus

My $15 Viltrox vx-10 Peak Design Capture Clip knockoff came in today. Works well and feels good. Made a safety tether that also functions as a wrist strap out of paracord in case it fails, which I doubt. Only complaint is that my backpack strap is kind of thick though so I had to compress it a bit before tightening the clip.

>responding to pastas

>doorbell rings
>it's DHL
>oh fuck here we go
>chinks lied about the value so actually no tax. cool
>suddenly notice the driver has a big logo right on his uniform shirt that literally reads "CIS"
>he's a pajeet

I am confused. I considered asking about it but what the fuck would you say?

James Donkey 619 with Gateron switches is pretty comfy to be honest.

Been using mine for a month now.

Anyone who has followed this general for a while knows that RegularOP knows a mod and has him do his bidding.

That is why RegularOP doesn't get banned for referral links, advertising, promoting monetised YouTube channels, etc. In threads where 20-30 posts would get deleted RegularOP's wouldn't.

Some anons have a theory that RegularOP is several people, including a mod. Comfy went from 0 subs for his stupid bird videos to nearly 700. And if you think he's not making money off of you stupid faggots think again.

I don't even go to this general any more. I just checked it for shits and giggles and surprise surprise more RegularOP drama. Mods allowed some autist to literally own a general on a Sup Forums board. Which other board has this kind of shit?

This is an anonymous imageboard where tripfags are looked down upon. Except you poor fuckers here worship a tripfag in a thread made for making buying dollar shit from China easier.

You're all a bunch of losers. kys yourselves

Link?

Regular op spammed a thread with CP and didn't even get range banned last year.

Friendly reminder

I ordered this one:
ebay.com/itm/271938688988

There are other slightly different ones on ebay. There's also one that is nearly identical to the first generation of peak design capture clip with the locking mechanism, but I opted out since it uses plastic parts like the peak design clip (non-pro version). The viltrox is all aluminum.

What can I buy to cure the gay?

If you want to protect your virginity you should spend more than $7

Checked dubs. Also... that watch looks like shit to be totally honest with you, m8.

They haven't made a second generation pro knockoff yet? Sad.

O-okay

this

Asking about what?

hurr

Thats the ugliest watch ive ever seen, what the fuck is wrong with you

Why he's labeled cis scum.

They have this:

ebay.com/itm//122630908827

Actually I think this is the same as the peak design pro, since it has the backplate for tripods. You can find videos of the knockoff on youtube. The plate is a bit different though. Still, I opted for the viltrox since I was scared of the plastic locking mechanism.

Eh, how is that related?

Not getting this watch either. Why would you want that?

Yea, I actually would like to get the elongated plate that can be mounted in all directions, but that's pretty good already.

Thanks for the hint!

aliexpress.com/item/Professional-Ultra-Thin-Mute-Wired-USB-MiNi-Keyboard-Super-Slim-Lightweight-Computer-Keyboards-For-Laptop-Desktop/32785351550.html

:3

where could I order those knock off girls in bikini ?

Yep, np

Received my my small single strap backpack. $7

Do you mean actual figures or other merchandise with girls in bikinis, or are you just joking?

reqs on best chink speaker?
budget

is it worth picking up raspi clones over the real deal or is the money saving not worth it?

it is fucking crazy that only one guy makes generals.

rpi has way better software support, it's not really worth the time to dick around with shit chink software

Exact clones usually do their job.

Other dev boards can be worth picking up for various better specs. For example if you want to do a more media / fast NAS oriented build or even a Linux desktop, you might appreciate better hardware.

chick threads never again, thanks for heads up

alright, awesome.
i was indeed looking for very specific, better specs to create a linux desktop-ish build with
thanks lads

Great, now you can look like a chick.

c-cute backpack, user :3c

I'd advise going somewhat up in specs to something like khadas.com/vim/ or better if you want a slightly more conventional all-purpose desktop Linux.

>Anyone here's bought one of these? I'm thinking of buying one for myself.
That watch looks fucking badass if you ask me. Ignore the haterz. I'm gonna get one myself. It looks like it's worth $100.
Pic related... from reviews.

>$7 purse
you'll get laughed into suicide by all the other girls user

>only 50 dollars

I feel cucked with the Pi now

Are the LEDs constantly on?
A coin cell wouldn't last a week.

I don't think anyone ordered enough speakers to tell.

Some Pi can be cheaper, depending on what you do.

Apart from that, the newer shinier Vim2 is $100. cnx-software.com/2017/08/21/khadas-vim2-amlogic-s912-development-board-sells-for-75-and-up/

But that then also has a lot of the things like a better WLAN module, 3GB RAM and such niceties on board, and can do minor (but maybe relevant) things like wake-on-lan.

(cont'd)
Short comparison from the GB marketing pitch.

Get a Skmei instead.

I kinda like the layout. looks kinda cheap though. still not as bad as everyone is saying. a bunch of fucking gen Z Apple faggots ITT.

>Mali
ugh

>usb type C(2.0)

How many years need to pass before we get a 3.0 port on sbc?

any new memes? gonna order some shit, and want to keep a lookout for some more shit

Thanks!

Do current Adreno even run under Linux? I recall drivers were only up to some Adreno 5xx.

Couldn't tell you when that becomes common but I don't recall any AmLogic or other somewhat open sauce friendly chips having USB3.

You probably still want an x86_64 if you need USB3, really.

Very nice, thanks for the figurine link.

Is this upcoming sale actually real? Most of the prices seem way too low

You can get SATA at least

Pi doesn't use Adreno

>Right. That's why I got the replica. But to be realistic, Para2 is pretty cheap compared to other production knives some of which start at $200+.

Yea you're right about that.

> Pi doesn't use Adreno
Sure, but the Pi(3) has a lot of "ugh". Frankly, I'd not use it for desktop Linux or HTPC Android.

Of course you can *just somehow*, but it just feels silly to do this with a device spec'd way below the typical Xiaomeme low midrange phone.

any good chink electric razor ?

kek

For me, good Linux support is everything with these SBCs. I don't care about great specs if I can't use all of it without using some soon-to-be-outdated botnet-inside vendor image, or ancient kernel versions.

Light stubble or man of the mountain? If its for every day control, i've never went from my OneBlade.

I'm folicaly challenged so need to shave daily to control the half beard that grows and stop me becoming a neck beard, and the OneBlade has been great.

>I don't even go to this general any more.
Yet you keep posting this pasta...

just some prepuberous hair ,can't grow a beard yet , so it would be an everyday control, just getting sick of shaving with foam for that little hair

The Jinding I ordered as a present for my brother a while ago (golden, so I dubbed it Jinding "bling") apparently worked okay so far.

Personally I'm shaving with a DE razor, and only my travel razor is Chinese.

cpu-upgrade.com/mb-Intel_(chipsets)/945G_Express.html
upgrade the bios and it good to go

Found one, $4 over the past price.
aliexpress.com/item/jinding_bling/32821441085.html

Not sure if it's actually worth it vs just one of the many $11-ish or less models in the appropriate Ali category. Maybe not.

how different is it to shave with a double edge razor ?

>sick of shaving with foam for that little hair
so don't?
just use water

you'd be better off with a regular buzzer with length attachments than one of these gimmicky circular things

amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-OneBlade-QP2520-70/dp/B01D328BG6/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1503618546&sr=1-4&keywords=oneblade&th=1

A bit different (longer strokes with rarely more than 1-2 passes vs circular motion over the same area for a while).

Not really difficult or slow though. Apply gel or whatever, cut, rinse face & DE razor, done.

It'll also generally be sharper. If at some point the blade is dull at all, you just toss it - a pack of 100 Astra Superior Platinum is like $10 - 15 and there are even cheaper blades. nothing to worry about.

Sure, with rotary blades it matters a bit less, but you can't shave exactly as cleanly.

tomtop.com/first-aid-3277/p-md013.html
First Aid Kit for $3.28 with coupon RUMD13

>
>you'd be better off with a regular buzzer with length attachments than one of these gimmicky circular things

I like the circular blades on my Philishave, though I must add that the models with the lower end heads suck if you got a strong beard.

Also my skin doesn't really tolerate Gillettes + they were so dull that I either had to throw em away or or in best cast use them once or max twice.

and from a safety razor ?

(cont'd)
Also, you could just try it out. Costs you like $2-3
aliexpress.com/item/chinkrazor/32780154473.html
gearbest.com/razors/pp_379510.html

Not that most chink blades are great, but it'll do for a trial or travel kit.

Why would anyone buy a ZUCC.

The Z2 Pro is an overheating piece of shit worse then even the Redmi 4A

DE razors *are* safety razors.

The other kind is straight blades, I personally don't use these.

>>>/SPG/ you shit posting fuck

will i get japaids if i stick my dick into it?

what the fuck is that band on the side on aliexpress

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Looks like a sale
sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/brand_shopping_week.htm?

I don't know what would be different on "higher end" Philips heads. For me, this was just all nonsense (tried like 4 generations of heads or something that one time) with always newer, always pricier original heads.

If there were improvements, they seemed minuscule to me and probably mostly the motors on the shavers.

And I had problem with Proglide Gillettes myself - the blades are sharp but my hairs clogged them near immediately, and then that got dull and misarranged quickly. Mach3 work better, but even that wasn't perfect.

Using a DE razor was ultimately simpler, so I just stuck with that.

weird shit my m8, weird shit : aliexpress.com/item/DIY-1-6-Scale-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-Star-Lord-Peter-Quill-action-Figure-Head-Phicen/32798910673.html

This pretty much.
>disposables and cartridges go dull way too fast
>electrics ineffective
>recently shaved hairs so tough they will puncture skin
>only affordable option that works is safety razor with a new chink blade every two shaves

>oh cool, star lo-
>BUY BUY BUY

blog.livedoor.jp/nekotom/archives/5328572.html
They just stick heads on surplus bodies.
aliexpress.com/item/DIY-1-6-Scale-Jake-Gyllenhaal-action-Figure-Head-Phicen-Male-Body/32798265347.html
aliexpress.com/item/DIY-1-6-Scale-Superman-Henry-Cavill-Action-Figure-Head-Phicen-Male-Body/32799440260.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Phicen-PL2016-M34-1-6-Scale-Super-Flexible-Male-Seamless-Body-For-1-6-Headless/32776692372.html

it will look cool if:
A) this was still 1990
B) You are 15 yo

shits expensive, a few nice features I guess but not worth the price, especially for unknown support, their website looks barely put together

I'd pay a lot for anything that had ecc ram and supported booting from sata

you can get the same thing from walmart for the discounted price, just check the automotive section, at least then you'd also know walmart checked it out so you aren't going to get chinked

I guess it differs for skin & beard type.

For me with my steel like beard hair it's the super lift & cut heads (the HQ09) only found on the more expensive models (usually on models above $99) that work well, the normal ones on the cheaper models don't shave well.

I have to add though that the new models with the heads that look like they're floating on a stick above the body suck as well.

I used the Gillette Sensor Excel in the past but I went through blades so fast that buying a Philishave ended up being cheaper which I used for years without having to change the heads.
The only reason I had to buy a new one was because the battery died.

I never tried a safety razor probably because I've never seen anybody mention them here either.

I guess stuff like Gillette/Bic/etc are shilled so hard here that nobody thinks twice about getting ripped off by them.

Any reviews on this?

aliexpress.com/item/IKBC-C87-TKL-mechanical-keyboard-tenkeyless-C-87-PBT-keycap-cherry-mx-switch-brown-blue-87/32580388291.html

Does anyone knows a GOOD bluetooth dongle?
I need one for DS4, mine ($1 cheap CSR) has some lag spikes, and sony official's is kinda expensive.
Though about ORICO thing, but there is no info about their range/sinal quality and stuff