"sorry for my English"

>"sorry for my English"
>write in a flawless English

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>write in good English
>butcher the pronunciation despite 8+ years of training
JUST

>"sorry for my Surrendering"
>surrender in a flawless French

>"Sorry I don't speak french"

>surrender to a flawless French

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Pyrenees

roasted

>"Sorry for my denbts"
>Don't pay denbts

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*Please excuse my incorrect usage of the English grammar and vocabulary.*

Thank

>Second, French generals who lost battles or otherwise displeased the all-powerful representatives-on-mission were sent to prison or the guillotine with alarming frequency. Army of the Eastern Pyrenees commanders and generals were especially unlucky in this regard.

The Revolution didn't fuck around.

>foreigner speaks to me in English
>his accent is clear and I can understand him fine
>pretend I'm really struggling to understand what he's saying
>keep saying "what?" a few times, and then go "ohh...a SU-PER-MAR-KET" in a really slow, patronising voice
>tfw he goes away feeling terrible inside

>Continental speaks English perfectly fine to me
>says "sorry for my poor English it's my 4th language"
>mfw

>Englishman asks me for directions
>Pretends I don't speak English

>foreigner asks me directions
>pretend I don't speak English

Perks of being an abbo

> hang out IRL with frenchbro
> talk to strangers in made up gobbledygook French which is mostly from the sims
> he translates into English for me

Pretending you don't speak your own language is surprisingly hard.

>Army of Scataluña
Who could have thought.

Pretending you don't speak a secondary language is easier, though.

I'd like to hang out with you

I ain't got no abo in me

Instead of speaking Sims gibberish you could invent your own language (conlang), make it look and sound like a real one and construct/learn basic shit. It's really awesome to see those confused faces and you literally can't get caught by a native speaker of the lang you speak.

how beta are you? are you the kind of guy asking to hang out with a girl by telling to her best friend? kek

>german humour

It's just smug Europeans showing off again

It's not meant to be humourous, Pierre. It's more some kind of autistic nerdshit.

>"perdon por el mio lenguage soy chicano mi espanol ser mucho bueno decir mi profesor de espanol"

>"sorry for my shootings"
>shoots in perfect american

>shoots in perfect american

Poetic

>foreigner asks me directions
>I don't speak English

I am triggered. No one can be THAT bad.

>write in a flawless English

>mfw foreigner asks for directions
>turn 360 degrees and run away naruto style

>speak English
>they call me a faggot because I don't speak American

welcome to the french club

>"sorry for the genocide in Namibia"
>genocides the yuro white race accepting way too many rapeugees
never ever give up on that genocide thing, germany

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Reminds me, I visited the USA with a Danish friend, and when hanging out with people we would sometimes pretend to speak "European" to each others - he would speak in Danish and I would respond in French, acting like we actually were having a conversation.

It's amazing how many people just believed it without questioning it.

>Foreigner asks me for direction
>shank him

AAAAAAJ SE RE REGALO SRES...... VAMO A DARLE AL PAYASO ESTE....

Top kek.

That doesn't happen elsewhere? I just always keep like atleast 2m gap to people I don't know on bus stops

hi (sorry for my bad english)

Why would some stranger question it? It'd sound weird to me but maybe you could be practicing each other's language.

So he runs into you?

how new?

He means how many people realised they were not speaking in the same language.

I'm dying

Fucking Americans

I explained it wrong - we would pretend to be talking, people would inevitably ask what we were speaking and we would reply "European".

A lot of people would realize we were fucking with them and laugh, but most would just nod like you do when someone is talking to you about a film that you haven't seen but you act like oh yeah dude, great movie.

Well, now I'm depressed.

No, it doesn't happen elsewhere, my dear autistic nordic friend

danish and french sound pretty different
they probably thought you were retarded

>danish and french sound pretty different
not if you are not paying attention.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5TL1l9QYQ

Huh, I guess that's what we sound like?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

Another example. I'm curious though, what do the various different accents of English sound like to a non-native speaker? Is it all that noticeable?

pretty much

I hate you.

Wanna have sum, bb? ;)

>"sorry for my Russian"
>Я вooбщe нe oчeнь чacтo нa бpaйтoнe, caм я из Джepcи, тaк чё пo чём, peбятки?

>'you'll be better off without me'
>hangs himself

Typical dad

is your dad black?

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>foreigner asks me directions
>predent like Armenian genocide never happened

This. Why do they assume I understand their funny language?

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this happened to me while i was visiting your lovely country. on my trip across 12 countries, france was the only one where residents insulted me to my face for no reason, i was never doing anything to offend anyone. you guys really are assholes

this is a good habit

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Yeah, the one I mentioned was actually my mother's husband.

What if there's no more space between the last person in line and the intersection?

Are you ok?

american '''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''

You're a cunt

>foreigner asks me directions
>pretend I don't know directions

haha

sorry for my English

jajajajajajajajhahahhajajaj tu eres un salvaje che

>sorry i don't speak a word of french
>i actually know a few words

M A D M A N

b-bonjur

>ask for the toilets in indian ''''''hotel'''''
>end up given directions for shitting streets

>foreigner asks me directions
>RAWR RAWR RAWR

va te faire foutre

>"sorry for my genocides"
>genocide in perfect German

superloo by 2020

I don't offend foreigners to their face nor to their backs
and I do my best to be honest

shut up

really?

Same here. The Slavic accent of mine is unbearable. Furthermore I stutter when talking to strangers in Romanian, let alone English.

Yea
They come to visit why would I be a dick just because I will never see them again?

>englishman stops me to ask me something
>tell myself he's lucky I can speak english fluently, I'll help him
>he talks to me, I don't understand what he says with his thick english accent
>I stutter and tell him I don't speak english
>I walk away
>I don't feel ashamed because I didn't lie...I don't speak english, I speak american.

>check privilege in perfect american

Sorri foor bad enklis, im not that guud

Helo

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I wish I could go back in time to redo my week in that english family that hosted me when I was learnign english.

All I said to them was yes to every questions they asked without understanding what they were saying.

It okey bro, ai andestend yu

>tourist asks me for directions
>give them to him with both street names and land marks, then tell him to have a nice day
who /devilish/ here?

>tfw no matter where you go people ask YOU for directions

Germany, Russia, France, you name them