Why are Australians so stupid and brainwashed? Everyone on EJMR only makes fun of the USA, Europe, Argentina, and Chinese, but you are really missing out on making fun of literally the worst people on earth. Australians. The arrogance and rudeness of a brit mixed with the trashiness and stupidity of an american redneck.
Believe me when I say this Americans. Australians are among the dumbest people on earth. The majority of them work physical labor jobs while the Asians do any work that requires intelligence. Imagine if you separated the south from the USA. Imagine if the average person was twice as dumb and twice as openly racist and xenophobic. Imagine if there was no southern hospitality and the people were extremely arrogant. That is what Australia is. Over the years I have been allowed to travel to many different countries and many regions in these countries. I can say without a doubt Australians are in a league of stupidity of their own. You know I'm right you Aussies are fucking useless.
Anthony Hall
Thanks for the assessment Zhang
Hudson Green
>WHY ARE AUSTRARIANS SO STOOPED AND BRAINWRASHED? EVERYWON ON EE-JAY-EM-ARR ONRY MAKES FUN OF FER EW-ES-A, YUROP, ARGENTINA, AND 中文, BUT YOU ARE REARRY MISSING OUT ON MAKING FUN OR RITTERARRY THE RURST >PEOPRE ON EARF. AUSTRARIANS. FER ARROGANCE AND RUDENESS OF AR BRIT MIXED WITH FER TRASH-SHEE-NESS AND STOOPEDITY OF AR AMERRRICAN REDNECK.
>BERIEVE ME WHEN I SAY FIS AMERICANS. AUSTRARIANS ARE AMONG FER DUMBEST PEOPLRE ON URF. FER MAJORITY OF FEM WERK FEE-SICAL RABOR JOBS RHILE THE 亞洲 DO ANY WORK THAT WERKRIERS INTERRIGENCE. IMAGINE IV YOU SEPERATED FER SOUF FROM FER EW-ES-AY. IMAGINE IF FER AVERAGE PERSON WAS 二 AS DUMB AND 二 AS OPENRY WACIST AND RENOROBIC. IMAGINE IF FERE WAS NO SOUFERN ROSPITARITY AND FER PEOPER WERE EXTREMERY ARROGANT. RAT IS RHAT AUSTRARIA IS. OVER FER YEARS RWHY HAVE BEEN ARROWED TO TRAVER TO MANY DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AND MANY REJOHNS IN RESE COUNTREES. I CAN SAY WIVOUT A DOUBT AUSTRARIANS ARE IN A REAGUE OF STRUPIDITY OF REIR OWN. YOU KNOW IM RIGHT YOU AWZIES ARE FUCKING RUSERESS.
William Edwards
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Grayson Jenkins
what was that mates couldn't handle the banter oh sorry
Blake Morris
>banter
mate my arse could spit out better bantz
and speaks english better too
Jordan Anderson
use to getting spit out your arse, pooft
Benjamin Lopez
speak english ya wanker
wait actually get out of my country and go back to your sweatshop in china
Andrew Phillips
not even OP, you gimp, try again
Ryan Parker
>my country >that one you stole
hahaha dumb mother fucker
Camden Martin
wow, a lot of butthurt aussies ITT. I thought you blokes could handle the banter. well done OP.
David Gutierrez
I had no idea Jim Beam came in cans. What is this sorcery?
Jaxson Diaz
Rum and Coke Nah, mate, worst thing about Australia is the lefties. Greens are cucks and Labor are a mouthpiece for the corrupt unions
Evan Parker
>Rum and coke But... Jim Beam is bourbon, not rum...
Jonathan Jones
Leftists don't hold much control, our governments are double sided coin. Both chose bits from each That's why even with a right wing there was still leftist laws
Samuel Morales
australia was a mistake
Eli Hughes
Tell me about it, mate, this election was boring as fuck. The parties are too similar, luckily it seems Labor are becoming Greens lite so they may actually have policiea other than being union thugs. Shame Greens are the worst thing in politics.
Shit, you're right, was thinking of Bundie for some reason. Still Bourbon and Coke though.
Jonathan Robinson
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Robert Lee
No mistakes, just happy little accidents
Asher Brown
so ya OP's little fuccboi eh? why dont you jam his tiny chink dick up so far up your arse it only costs one plane ticket to fly both of you back to china
too bad we got soft before we finished exterminating ya coon
Grayson Ward
god you're terrible at "banter"
give up
Asher Robinson
stil better than your life
Nicholas Ramirez
contentious
Eli Carter
>Descendants of convicts and abos >Humans
William Kelly
Union > League
Daniel Bell
top tier
Hunter Lewis
Steve Irwin raped little crocodiles
Jason Powell
""Convicts""" and """criminals"" are social structures. They wuz gud boys I swer
Ryder Scott
70% of the aussie workplace is white collar jobs. Have you been to southern US? They are faaaar more racist then Australians.
We have the trashiness AND ingenuity of a redneck and the arrogance of a brit, without the poshness and whining.
Face it mate, Aussies are fucking awesome.
Colton Carter
why are there so many of you here then? I know we use the "then get the fuck out" line so much, but it's true! You're only cucking yourself by staying here if you think it's so bad. If your original country was so shitty that you had to come here, then what the fuck is your problem?
Chase Gomez
damage control
Lucas Young
>Asians doing work that requires intelligence Thats a good one lad, I never knew you needed to be smart to work in a sweatshop
Parker Reyes
thanks babe
Kayden Martin
Better to be rude to an arrogant prick than expect the rest of the world to cater to it's twitching