When are normalfags going to get tired of shitting up the internet?

When are normalfags going to get tired of shitting up the internet?

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>normalfags
says the fuckboy who
>cannot solve a system of differential equations
>does not know a functional programming language
>cannot read sheet music
>types at a rate slower than 100 words per minute
>drives a car with an automatic transmission
>listens to mp3s
>has less than 12 TB on his home server
>does not play a musical instrument
>can't run a mile in under 7 minutes
peasants like you make me sick

>tfw i play splatoon all the time
>tfw i bought the figurines to unlock dlc
oh god i need to stop

>uses technology
Hello chad

How are reading sheet music and playing an instrument your hallmarks of not being a normalfag?

>run a mile in under 7 minutes
Oh, you're trolling. Carry on.

>he thinks running a mile in under seven minutes is challenging

That's exactly why being able to do it has nothing to do with excluding you from being a normalfag you retard

>drives a car with an automatic transmission
Thank you for making me realize how autistic I sound when I talk about computer stuff. I fucking hate carfags

>Mile under 7 minutes
Is this a challenge for you?
Are you disabled or just fat?

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tl;dr, when the internet isn't a big thing anymore. Which likely will not happen in our lifetimes.

>muh stick
>muh manual
>muh racecar feeling

Worst than apple fags

ODEs are babby shit.

>>has less than 12 TB on his home server

>having more than 100GB of storage space in your entire house
Embarrassing levels of bloat.

I succeed at the rest of your memetexts though.

>not realizing leftists were on the Internet first
>post yfw you're the normie

Wasn't the US military the first ones to use the internet?

>systems of partial differential equations do not exist
you heard it here first Sup Forums

t.Burger

>his car doesnt have both
No wonder, you are from the 3rd world

>your car can be both manual and automatic
whatever you say user

>burger
Nice reddit insult

calling Americans burgers has been a thing on Sup Forums for a very long time

kill yourself

I know non-american are retarded, but i am really sad by this

Sure, newfag.

>being a retard

Just because you have been shitposting all summer doesn't make you an oldfag. I bet you think bong is a reddit thing too.

Look just because you been here for half a year following reddit terms and wave doesnt mean it been here forever. Ok, newfag?

What the hell does reading sheet music, listening to MP3s, having sperg-storage, playing a musical instrument and running a minute 7 mile have to do with anything at all?
You're not special due to your autism...

I can mostly agree with the automatic transmission thing, though. There are some exceptions though, such as dual clutch transmissions.

>cannot solve a system of differential equations
>hur u cant do this very specific subset of math
ok, math isnt everyones field

>does not know a functional programming language
functional programming is a meme.

>cannot read sheet music
>does not play a musical instrument
not everyone wanted to be in band or orchestra

>types at a rate slower than 100 words per minute
I think everyone's wpm is >100 now

>drives a car with an automatic transmission
why would you specifically buy manual. 90% of the car market is auto

>listens to mp3s
it's the most compatibility friendly format.

>has less than 12 TB on his home server
5TB+ is hoarder range

>can't run a mile in under 7 minutes
who cares about that

If you are referring to a transmission that lets you push a lever forward/backward for gear changes, that is still a basic automatic transmission with planetary gears and bullshit.

If you are talking about clutchless or dual clutch transmissions that are effectively manual transmissions that have a bit of adaption to shift themselves, then that's closer to having both. (I'm aware clutchless don't auto-shift, it's just an example of a manual without a clutch pedal.)

>Look just because you been here for half a year
try ten

But it true, you mong.
My oldest car from 80's can be set to auto or manual

As I do not go on Reddit or other sites as such, I am unaware of where the term Burger for Americans started, but I assume it started here. I am an oldfag, being on here since a year after it began, but this place has... I dunno, become powerfully childish and hostile. I tend to wonder if this is like watching a generational shift into autism, which makes me fear for the future.

Try 12, newfag

nobody who has been on Sup Forums for that long would call others newfag

>let me, a newfag, tell you how you should react
Sweetie plz

>does not know a functional programming language

i know html :^)

>cannot read sheet music

i can actually read sheet music

>drives a car with an automatic transmission

i live in britain, only drooling retards drive auto here

>listens to mp3s

flac or die baby

>does not play a musical instrument]

piano, guitar, and the fucking flute bb

That is not mechanically the same thing as a manual transmission.
That is a based automatic transmission with orbital gears and sun gears and bullshit which will hold a ratio without changing until input.