That kid in your CS classes taking notes and programming on a gaming laptop

>that kid in your CS classes taking notes and programming on a gaming laptop

>55555
Nothing wrong with that kid tho

>that kid that goes to school to study

> that kid in your CS classes taking notes

>in your cs class
>cs
>class
ISHYGDDT

...

>taking a cs class is inherently wrong
I pity you

What's the problem user? The kid has a better laptop than you?

>that kid who brings a printer to class
>sets it up in the middle of his desk and prints shit out during class
>loud as fuck and heavy as fuck but no one can say anything because he is autistic

I've had a retard in my class doing nothing but browsing reddit

I once had an autistic kid print out pokemon hentai in computer class. Nobody noticed until the printer ran out of paper and started beeping. Teacher comes over to see a huge stack of drawn poké porn.

It's an asian girl with the thiccest 5 year old gaming laptop ever.

Most notable thing I ever saw in a lecture was a kid with a 17" Alienware laptop running windows 7 with a Kali Linux wallpaper.

Also a guy with a Thinkpad running Gentoo once sat down next to me because he saw I was using GNU/Linux too. I was expecting spaghetti, but he turned out to be alright, eccentric, but not autistic.

I guess this is a greentext thread now

>infosec class
>guy with xbox hueg alienware laptop
>plastered in WoW and league stickers
>like 40 years old
>Boasts about how SUPER DUPER AWESOME linux is and how shitty osx/windows are (basically being a 14 year old)
>Thinks he's a l33t h4x0r for being able to navigate a filesystem from the terminal
>Get assigned to a group with him
Gunna be a long fuckin semester

Press F to pay respects

There was one guy who lugged around a giant monitor to hook up to his laptop. Best I can tell from those who knew him, he was legit autistic.

Those are the best kind of new college classroom friends, in my experience

this is me. sorry, i need to write it to really get it in, if you catch my drift.

>having no friends
>the only thing that I have in common with other kids in my class is that I like minecraft
>be hackerman of the class because once I fixed a friend's computer just restarting it
>be asked once in a while to fix X thing
>always figure how to repair it googleing (99% of the time is 1 minute fix)
>computer class
>teacher lets us play in the class
>really old computers with some 2007 Linux distro
>Java is installed
>itcanrunminecraft.jpg
>all kids playing minecraft at 2 fps in a single player world
>decide to mod my game to have better performance
>install optifine
>40-45 fps
>itsactuallyplayable.webm
>all kids start freaking out around me because my game runs very well
>start saying some bs like I hacked into mojang's server
>im their God
>as a kind God I decide to install optifine (the mod to play better) to all kids
>i feel like Kira in death note when he kills for the first time
>havebetteridea.bmp
>decide to create my own server
>host it on my home
>install some plugins (ranks, minigames, etc)

Story continues..

>checking digits on Sup Forums
what the fuck?

>Story continues..
No thanks.

>be tomorrow
>be in computer class again
>tell to the plebs i have a new realm
>comeintomyserver.com
>(actually purchased a domain)
>DNS forwarding didn't work because school internet is somehow broken
>input manually the ip of my server in the 30 computers
>kids think I'm God for remembering all those numbers
>they have never seen an ip address before
>tell them to prepare their anus
>ssh to my server
>startserver.sh
>"you can now enter to the server my little childs"
>Server is just a small lobby, a mini games part and an open world part.
>autistic kids like it somehow
>kid 1 tells me "can I be OP?"
>OP Is basically the ability to use commands in the game
>basically tell him being op is a huge responsibility
>he says he will give me money
>"sure give me the money and I'll make you op"
>HE ACTUALLY GIVES ME 10€
>holyfuck.jpg
>set up new rank at server "op" (it's not really op its just the ability of using some useful commands)

It will continue

>childs

This is greentext now. This thread is now partially under the license of Sup Forums tards.
Replying to this exact post will result in the legak agreement of the previous statement. Thanks for your collaboration.

>go to cs class
>only kid with a thinkpad is a pajeet

How old are you, 14?

>In army tech school for radio network operators
>one guy always doodling in class instead of paying attention
>fails the first test
>instructor takes his notebook from him
>It's filled with pony porn

He got kicked out after that

>fucking little piece of shit starts saying I will give OP rank for 15€
>he gets 5€ of every transaction for basically promoting me
>tell him that is too much.
>somehow he convinces me to not changing the prices and let it stay 15€.
>give him real op so he can use real comands like changing other people's ranks
>forward two weeks
>all school knows of my server
>autistic kid 1 keeps doing business
>I basically stopped doing shit because the one setting the ranks was the autistic kid
>one day be sick
>don't go to school
>actually not going to school for 3 days
>third day i remember of the server and log into my server to see the logs
>omfg.png
>autistic kid has fucked up with the server
>look for config files
>he destroyed the roles configuration file trying to add another role called "op god"
>basically it has been overwritten by the new configuration that doesn't work
>next day go to class
>all kids looking at me
>playground time
>all the kids come to me
>"user, autistic kid 1 has told us that you closed the server"

Will continue.

How to delete someones series of posts?

You don't.

>final class of master's before I drop out
>get grouped to do a pretty shit project for a mobile device or rpi
>one week in decide this is not for me
>opt to do my own and wrote something for the rpi for motion detection & recording, was pretty fun and worked
>out of all the groups/projects in the class only two were interesting, mine & another woman's
>she put together a pretty cool geo located coupon application, with real time updates, pretty slick and actually worked

alt f4

This was 4 years ago when minecraft started becoming what it is now.
Now I'm 18.


>"we want all the money back"
>tell them that I the autistic kid is who broke the server
>tell them that while I was sick the one keeping the money was the autistic guy
>Btw I'm not joking when I said he is autistic, he really was, for example he sitted really weird in class (with his foot on the chair) but teacher didn't say anything because he was special and had problems
>go talk with him
>"OH user, I think the server broke or something"
>look at him in the eyes
>"do you know who I am kid? I'm God"
>kid is scared
>"I know what you tried to do, your greed has exceeded his limit"
>"I must reset the world and kill everyone that does not agree with me"
>go to computer class
>ssh server
>ban autistickid1
>ban autistickid1 - command ban not found
>autistic kid looks at me
>autistic kid smiles
>He whispers to me "do you know gods of death love apples?"
>Ohno.jpg
>he got me
>L got me
>"What are you talking about, L? I was only joking"
>"While you were sick I copied your server to a new one and I installed a new plugin called death note"
>"Your tirany must end, Light"
>He turns his mobile phone on
>ssh to my server
>rm -rf /*

You're the autistic kid.

Kek. Keep posting.

I want to believe

kill youslef

an oldie but a goodie

>Now I'm 18.
Your poor mother

>40 years old
Jesus Christ my condolences.

please stop

She's dead

At least she didn't have to live with the shame of having you as a son.

She died tomorrow

Worst part is that the third guy in the group is in his mid-30's and straight up said "Yeah I don't really know how to do computer stuff that great"
No idea how these fucks got into the class or why they're there

>taking notes
>ever
Sometimes I do pity you brainlets.

I had one of those kids and I bullied him constantly
He ended up dropped out
Mission accomplished, I guess

Meant to say he ended up dropping out

>tfw writing on my surface pro and can sense the ass pain from everyone else

>be taking mandatory introductory C++ course for my master's program
>literally only white person in the room of ~25
>prof writes "int x;" on the board
>asks what the value of x will be
>entire room of indians and pakis literally chants as one "null"
>prof just shakes his head and says "no... it's whatever was at that spot in memory"

when will PooJavas ever learn

>that kid in your CS classes taking notes on an 80s PC compatible "portable"

>Most notable thing I ever saw in a lecture was a kid with a 17" Alienware laptop running windows 7 with a Kali Linux wallpaper.

I literally imagine half of Sup Forums and like this.

>infosec
>can't computer

WHY

dumb phoneposter

This happens on literally every board

Is his name Rob?

Pretty sure that was me but I smoked too much in my teens to recall

Was it the actual girls or that furry shit?

They make relatively quiet portable printers now.
It would still take an autist to use one in a class, but it's doable.

>sit down
>look around
>all jeets and changs

>tfw you have your first CS class with literally 0 pajeets
All the professors are chinks though, so you can't escape

> That kid who spends the entire lecture jealously staring out of the corner of his eye at me because he's too poor too afford anything more than a pencil and a spirobind notepad.

There's a reason you're shit user.

>jealously staring
Too autistic to notice it's a face of disgust?

the problem is not that it's a high end laptop, but more so that its not convenient to carry around something that is 10 pounds and has 3 hour battery life which requires you to have it plugged in to the charger the size of a brick the whole time

>that kid who literally has to make everything about linux
>all profs midway through the semester just start making jokes about him or utter lines like "and for those running ubuntu, you're on your own"

It's obviously not a problem to the guy using it, and if it is, it's his problem, not yours. Get your fucking head out of other peoples shit user.

His fine taste in pr0n was too good for the lot of you.

I'm ok with it.

>That kid who acts smug because he knows a lot about computers and is tech support for the school, but ends up getting very bad scores on standardized tests in class.

its always the obnoxious smug one who's retarded
its the quiet one who you assume just teleports places that's actually the genius

>sorry

man this board in particular really went down the shitter then

>"thicc"
kill yourself

Someone whose resume never made it past the HR drone detected.

>thicc
I want Sup Forums and facebook to leave and take their nigger memes with them

do you even know how uncommon those digits are? of course you don't because you can't math, at all.

>classes
scrub

i do too. but i'm just too lazy. kek. i think being an attractive male gives me less will power to exert effort, since life is always going to be at least moderately enjoyable even if i fail uni.

itt people jealous because they don't have slick gaming laptops

nathan

You retain more information by writing things down on paper bud.

Sorry I'm not a child.

As opposed to building/buying a "legit" gaming-tier PC alongside a laptop for classwork?

Fuck that, kill two birds with one stone. Plus, you aren't forced to be a fucking faggot who stays in his dorm all day if he wants to play shit with friends.

if only we were all so lucky

THIS OMFG

IM SCREAMIMNG

I took a note but I rarely read it unless it's near exam desu.

are you a girl

The way u type makes me think u are wanna be my e gf

>this site really went down the shitter
FTFY

>33
>vaguely intelligent, fast learner, never applied myself
>chose a shit major first time around
>fairly normal
Forgetting the boasting part and Alienware, why would my age make me an asshole? I'm tired of flipping burgers. I am definitely capable of more. Many elements of CS and other not-so-useless degrees (see the reverse: English--I hate my 20 year old self*) appeal to me, starving to make more than $16,000 a year. I am sorry for the blog and elderly rambling: but what's wrong with working with older (presumably humble) people**?

*And my current self, but that's neither here nor there.
**My PC shares me in being humble and whichever dies*** first is up in the air at this point.
***Between me and the computer, for absolute clarification's sake. It's not ideation if it's done in (attempts of) humor, such as artistic expression of which this is. Vaguely.

smartest guy in my program carries the biggest thickest piece of shit dell

Nice desu ne

Recent grad here, don't worry you won't be the only older person

>tfw X220 with 10+ hours of battery life
Feels good to not have to fight for an outlet every class.

>windows 10

>That guy who brings his laptop everywhere he goes

Back to tumblr miss stark

fucking kek

Even if you aren't a girl will you be my gf? I'm a cute boy

WHAT THE FUCJK