Had a flight to Copenhagen

>had a flight to Copenhagen
>volcano erupts in iceland

>planned a vacation in Paris
>terrorist attack

>work visit to Ankara
>a fucking coup

Where should I go next?

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NOT HERE

wanna know why?

Go to Germany

Was there already, m8.
Nothing out of ordinary happened, if we don't count some faggot trying to hit on my sis and getting a well deserved rest in nearest bush.

Also, why?

>wanting to ruin Germany
How about I book a month vacation in Poland, near russian border?

'CAUSE WE'RE FULL

Israel

Don't worry, I'll kick you out when I come.

how about going home?
you don't want it?

This

I'm already home, m8.

where do you live

Go to Kraków in the end of July, lots of people will be there because pope.

Baku, Azerbaijan, Little Fortress st. 47/2.
You can send me a postcard if you want.

oh,welcome back :)

Thanks m8.
Tho I consider whole universe my home, so I'm always back at home whenever I'm changing my location.
Fills me with joy and relaxation.

wew

wasn't expecting that

Part I live is more like this.

You really shouldn't post your address on Sup Forums, m8.

sounds nice
I want to do that like you but it is so hard for me in reality.

>copying our taxis

for shame Azerbaijan

I just wan't to test my security system, m8.
Spent a small fortune on it and still no burglars...
Well, it kinda comes with age and lots of travel.
You realize that wherever you go, people/grass/sky/water are same and you become enlightened.

>copying
More like bying from UK, about 50 cars at 2008.
Also, there's no shame in adopting good things from abroad.

wow great
Thank you for advice to me :D

Here please. It's the Twilight Zone, nothing ever fucking happens here. Gimme some excitement.

you've had a colourful enough history to be honest

Azerbaijan is pretty baller, please don't ever go full kebab.

t. Atletico fan

True enough but nothing real happened since WW2. We're getting rusty, dad.

Come here pls we need a happening.

Please come to Brazil

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You welcome, m8.
Did you hear an ancient Chinese curse?
"May you live in interesting times".
Anyway, one time I was in Malta, pub fight occured. I walked trough all fucking bars in Dublin for a fight and no luck, and in fucking Malta, bar fight. Seriously...
Actually, we're going in opposite direction, so rest assured.
Been there too, m8.
Nothing happened, except that I learned that Finns are very well-mannered and hospitable people.
I don't think even I can make things worse in there, m8.

>Actually, we're going in opposite direction, so rest assured.
What neighbouring countries do you have the closer ties with? You're in a very shitty part of the world; if the region destabilizes it may hit you eventually, and Turkey is likely to kebabize in the near future.

Yes I know of it, from Discworld actually. Jesus H Christ that's amusing actually.

Turkey and Georgia.
Bear in mind that our leadership holds enemies far and friends even further and avoids associating with anyone. Destabilization is not a problem, we survived far worse times.
RIP sir Terry.
Anyway, there's a Chinese curse, but it goes "May your name be mentioned in history books", which is pretty close.

How can you afford all your trips and all the free time? How much do you earn?

Got a paid 45 days a year, plus inherited almost all family wealth, m8.
Father told me to travel as much as I can when he was alive, so that's my way of honoring his memory.

You seem an alright lad. Ever been to Madrid? Did you like it?

Just once.
Been in Ibiza tons of times tho, it's my kind of place.
If you just get rid of drunk old brits there it would be a paradise.

I'm not big on partying; prefer it chill. If you liked Ibiza, try Menorca, it's less crowded and about as nice, especially if you can rent a boat and go round the isle. Andalusia is pretty nice at places, and the Alhambra is a must-see.

Nah, I prefer more people, it's more fun.
Alhambra is amazing. I hate historical places and hype around them, but there is really comfy.
Also, I plan on going to Tenerife for my wedding anniversary this year, it's a favourite spot of tourists from here and all say it's a really good place.

Should I visit Azerbaijan for a few days if I'm in the region? What to do?

You seem like the kind of guy I would hang out with.

Get a sunburn, visit beaches, eat cheap caviar and go clubbing.
If you can speak with british accent, you'll get tons of halfbreed girls, who are all super hot.

I assume this is all in Baku? Anywhere else?
Unfortunately I'll have to try and make do with my current accent.

Else is hot springs at south, hunting and hiking at north and god tier nature at central part.
And for gods sake, don't visit western areas aside from Ganja, when I hear stereotypes about murrican rednecks I think people who made them were here.

Thanks pal.

Also, in case you love industrial places like I do, there are tours to Oil Rocks, costs about 20 bucks.

Hows the relation with Armenia and Georgia?

What do you do?

10/10 with Georgia and armenia/10 with armenia.

You mean for a living?
Or right now?

Looks pretty great.
Any specific places to base oneself in the North or Central?
What's in Ganja?

So I had a trip a few weeks ago.

>go to France
>terrorist attack

>go to Italy
>train crash

>go to Poland
>?????

>go to Poland
>Have a relaxing vacation because Poland isn't invaded with rapefugees.

Hows possible a 10/10 with Georgia? Dont bait me.

North - Balakan, Qakh, Qusar.
Central - Sheki, Ismayilli.
Ganja is an old city, where people are so chill you think you're in some kind of elf land. Also, they play street football all day, and usually tourist join teams. There are legends there "About that red guy who scored 12 goals in half a hour".
Well, it's still Poland, so it's pretty bad.

Why not?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan–Georgia_relations
They're basically our only friends, since Turkey is more like a brother.

Sorry for coup :^)

>that
>coup
I knew all along it was a theatre, m8.
I still remember the 80's and how you do coups.

you know what, I'll send you a postcard of my hometown if I am in the city again. It might takes some time though.

Thanks, m8.
I'll send you a set of tea glasses back :)

Wew, its sad then. I guess the only ally Armenians have its Russia.

>Where should I go next?
Saudi Arabia

really makes u think

>ally
More like a master.
It's their own fault anyway, if they didn't started a war back then, we wouldn't have aliyevs and our pipelines would go through armenia to europe, thus making them quite wealthy in the process.

2boring4me
Tho there are some very interesting things there, but not for everyone.

Darn: I just wanted HAPPENINGS in Saudi...
You indicated an appreciation for nature in one of your previous posts; have you travelled to Sweden yet?

Visit us.

Yep.
Very nice country, if you don't count large amount of women that have square jaws and look like men with long hair.

Praha is nice :)

My next-door neighbors are from Georgia. Theyre very nice people but now I understand why they left that shithole.

Eh, how comes?

Hey if you're still here, I'll visit you. I'm in Baku also

Nah, I'm at summer home atm.
Sorry m8.

Damn that sucks. Would've been fun to goto Giz Galasi with you

Eh, I got bored with that place for years now.
Just under it is a caffee called "Old Baku", few steps to the right when you're facing it. Best tea and hookah in Baku.

Go to the U.S. I want a happening and an aftermath.

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He used to be a policeman. I used to think that Georgia was atleast a decent country.
Now I see, dont get me wrong, I understand that you have to defend your "country" but I cant respect the enemies from Armenia, Never.

I'll check it out. I'm only here for a couple more days before I leave back to the US. Btw, know any good museums?

Lmao.
I don't know what armos do to make everyone believe they're angels, but seems like they're far better in that than in sustaining a liveable country.
Museum of rugs in boulevard, museum of Nizami, archive of National Library (defacing a book results in immediate deportation), museum of literature at Nizami street.
Mardakan museum of family is nice, but it's a little outside of city.

Any historical ones? Mainly regarding wars and such? Thanks for the list tho fampai

National Museum of History, it's just outside Sahil subway station, look for a building that looks like it's been brought from Venice.
Also, Qobustan, but it's a middle of snake season, so I don't recommend you going there.
You welcome, m8. Enjoy your stay.

I like Azeris

Thanks a lot senpai. I'll visit it in a couple of days.

Both

You welcome, m8.
Stay away from trouble.
Right now, chilling in our summer house near the shore.
I work as an engineer for BP, in offshore platform.

You lucky fuck if only I didn't suck in math.
You are Azeri or just currently live there?

Azeri.
>lucky
Lmao. Got me seven years of studying and two years lost in SOCAR to get here, m8.

SOCAR

Check em. And my mom is curious, what's the cheapest way to goto Atesh Gah?

>Ganja

DUDE WEED LMAO

SOCAR are they bad to work for?

>whole universe my home
Please don't consider France your home, you little Muslim chink

Go to Koroghlu subway station and pick a bus to Surakhani, last stop is Ateshgah. Uber is better tho.
It basically consists of few men in leading positions and their relatives all over the company. That's why this country has no industry, fucking tribe mentality in the middle of 2016.

I don't trust Uber much but thank you very much. I've always wanted to see it

I'm an atheist, m8.
And don't worry, france is more like a toilet than a home.

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