How do we fix this shit?

How do we fix this shit?

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Whats in the box, man?
WHATS IN THE BAAAWKS?

Meteorite rock.

Didn't mohammed go into the kaaba and break all the old shit that was in there from pagan religions? I don't think he replaced it with Islamic atuff, I think he just fucked up everything that was in there and left. Makes you think.

Rock is outside the box.

what do you even do there

are you supposed to touch it to get enlightened or what exactly

dick in a box

It will grow bigger.

DONT OPEN THE BOX!

it's "don't open it" neon8

It's where you get stoned with the Devil, to mark the time when Adam had weed, but fire wasn't invented yet, so the Devil threw a meteor down to Earth so he could spark up.

In Umrah you have to:
>Circle the kaaba 7 times
>Walk or run (depending on your sex) 7 times in the halls of Safa and Marwa back and forth
>Cut or shave your hair
All while doing duaa and the like

Hajj pilgrimage has tons of other things to perform tho

>Cut or shave your hair

I thought you primitives were forbidden to do this?

Makes me wonder why the religion of peace haven't bombed / trucked / shoot in their holiest place yet.

Seems like perfect target to me. Or do they take the religion seriously and kill only infidels? Or is the security there tight?

>in their holiest place yet.
It's not that relevant, I think. It was razed before and ISIS wants to blow it up too.

like so

????????
Whats the fuck are you talking about?

Didn't some shit just happen there a while back? saw gifs where some crane squashed a couple of cockroaches.

What*

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well, you all look like apes that haven't learned how to shave

It's pretty obvious, lay off the weed brah.

>chinklet jealous of men that can grow facial hair.

This seems a logical and totally not retarded thing to do

LMAO, in Islam you're FORBIDDEN to not remove your armpit and pubic hair. You can't keep it growing for more than 40 days, or your prayers will not be accepted by God. Middle Easterners have had the sugaring body removal method for THOUSANDS of years as well as some Mediterranean countries. Please don't spout your ignorance at others because you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>Makes me wonder why the religion of peace haven't bombed / trucked / shoot in their holiest place yet.

I doubt he's actually Japanese
Probs a weeb westerner with low testosterone

It was a question not a statement, you mouth breathing, 14th century, child fucking savage

You accused Middle Easterners of "not knowing how to shave" when body hair removal methods have been longer in the Middle East than any other region in the world.

>You can't keep it growing for more than 40 days, or your prayers will not be accepted by God
Holy shit my sides.

>child fucking savage
Bit rich coming from someone living in the land of cartoon child porn.

Fuck me, even in the 41st millennium this monolith is causing trouble.

youtube.com/watch?v=nodA5bxueyo

Is that a fingerbox?

Well, ISIS tried to bomb Medina a few weeks ago

The bombers were unprepared, since KSA has strong security, so they made like 5 bombings and killed only 4 people, all policemen

But it shows that they are active there too

>mudslimes worship a black box with a meteorite inside it

Anybody else thinks this is fucking creepy?

But why? Aren't they supposed to be hardcore islamists

was thinking about the amount of beards.

What a stupid gook.

Meteorite is outside of it.
Inside is the PQSG.

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Yeah, but they said that Saudi Arabia is a kindgom and therefore against islam (which has a point... if you read islam holy books, it is quite close to what ISIS is doing)

So they want to destroy Saudi Arabia too

Only a retarded. gook could have such a question to begin with.
How can you come up with such idiocies.

Don't worry, when Islam becomes popular in the west, fat autistic germans and englishmen, together with immoral and greedy italians will ruin it just like they did Christianity

Why they would do that

Oh, you're talking about the beards. No, a shitton of Muslim scholars do not believe that it's obligatory and they shave their faces. It's only hardcore salafists that are crazy about them, which are a minority among Muslims and Sunnis.

>Inside is the PQSG

And what the hell is that?

Lmao. They're so fucking deluded

Portable Quantum Singularity Generator, duh. How uneducated are you?

> it's only hardcore salafists [...]

ah. there we go. thanks

When you take islam to its conclusion and actually do what it says, you have isis, brutal and savage group that kills everyone.

ISIS also apparently see the Kaaba as idolatry, so they want to remove it, but I think that's a minority opinion amongst the hardcore Islamists, although they still want to get rid of the royals.

If you strictly following sharia code, it doesen't forbid shaving, it forbids " sharp blades touching face". So most of practicing muslims here just shave clean with electronics.
Salafis and other fundamentalists justify beards like "prophet had them so we must too".

>sharp blades touching your face? Hell no!!
>sharp blades touching your penis? Yeah, no problem :DDD
Traditions that continue without any reflection are terrible.

What next, you want them to forbid surgeries too?
It's enough retardness already, let it slip.
Also, I shit you not, circumcision is not required in Islam, but naturally no one gives a fuck.

>After the casting of stones, animals are slaughtered to commemorate the story of Abraham and Ishmael. Traditionally the pilgrims slaughtered the animal themselves, or oversaw the slaughtering. Today many pilgrims buy a sacrifice voucher in Mecca before the greater Hajj begins, which allows an animal to be slaughtered in their name on the 10th, without the pilgrim being physically present.
kek

>sacrifice voucher
I want that

Do you listen to Sam Harris?You are pretty spot on.Though there are contradictions in Quran(for example it says don't kill in the name of god, then somewhere else kill those infidels wherever you see them shit like that) so you can't really say Islam in the essence is this or that because the religions rules are not set well there is a lot of room for interpretation.

It's so weird though

Islam was made up by one dude in the desert. It was made back then as a way to rule the land and let people worship him. Why didn't he made the rules at least consistent?

>Why didn't he made the rules at least consistent?
Nobody was writing them down yet, so he could say whatever the fuck he wanted.

Because he wasn't dumb.
Consistent rules would bring to situation when he would break them and get a bad reputation.
Leaving a room for manevours is must if you want to rule the crowd.

I fucking muslims so goddamn much. The EU and NATO needs to make an agreement to just annihilate the middle east with biological weapons so we can then move in and colonize it.

They only seem to understand force.

The book was edited a lot of times that's for sure, don't know exactly if they added in or removed stuff that creates confusion.But Muhammad wasn't the brightest guy either, he literally put in a verse in Quran just so his neighbors would leave him alone early during their visits, which is fucking ridiculous to say that a god put in something like that to the guide book of life.So we'll never know if it was his doing or his followers.

Isn't the "kill the infidels" bit mostly about the polytheistic Meccans and those Jewish tribes who were trying to be dog-cunts to the early Muslims.

Don't even attempt to understand it. It will only lead to more confusion.

Yes it is but then again it doesn't say reason with them or teach or whatever which is a contradiction imo.

>a fucking giant black toilet

This desu
You dont give precise meaning so you cannot be proven wrong

>I fucking muslims so goddamn much.
love?

Pretty sure it's pagans and polytheists that get the bulk of the killing. Monotheists were given a certain measure of tolerance, because all other forms of monotheism are simply corruptions of Islam or some shit.

Good point. It's just I see that quote used a lot as an argument against Islam but it's taken out of context. Not that I'm necessarily defending Islam. I'd just rather people not use quotes taken out of context as an argument. Are you a Christian?

Bunch'o'terrorists (finance them via bitcoin). French. Loads of gas.

RInse and repeat every 10 years.

Stop selling guns to them, and stop funding muslim fanatics around the globe

No but i believe in something like a higher power, though i don't think they care that much what we do in this world.

>in Islam you're FORBIDDEN to not remove your armpit and pubic hair
>You can't keep it growing for more than 40 days, or your prayers will not be accepted by God

>muslims have to remove constantly their pubic hair

aahahahah what a bunch of sissy faggots
you all deserve to be all killed tbqh

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>he literally put in a verse in Quran just so his neighbors would leave him alone early during their visits

Guy's, leave Japan-user alone. He's new here and he doesn't have very many friends ;_;

1 Airbus A380

its broke?

pubic hair and armpit hair is where bacteria gather and causes bad odour

shave those parts, uncoth bastard

Ever wonder why they're so angry? Constant rash and stubble around your junk will do that.

The best one is this math error for how to share the heritage of someone when they die, they literally have to add a constant(avl) to make it work, try reading through the verse and doing it for yourselves if you guys are interested:

billionbibles.org/sharia/mathematics-in-quran.html

You best leave, fella.

Woah, I didn't mean it, lad.

I hope Iranbro is okay. ;_;

>fix
>islam

Kek

>How do we fix this shit?
Just add more boxes.

he might be a netouyo who wants to be edgy, but Sup Forums is full of expats like this. its hilarious most Sup Forumsacks literally ALWAYS dont even realize it. thats the reason why the "being a nip" thread can last there.
>inb4 they act like being trolled. because they dont.

top kino

They did before.

fuck off mehmet

How big would the butthurt be when sobody, let's say sprays a white cross on the black curtain?

You fuck muslims?

purge

t. pirate

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pure autism tbqh

Build a Church over it, it's basically a pagan temple anyway.

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