You're not a programmer until you ______________

You're not a programmer until you ______________

have a job

Take HRT

Well shit

fuck

/thread

Fuck your little sissy boyfriend, then write Haskell together while he's on your lap, full of your cummies

Designed a MIPS processor in HDL.

Own these

wear programming socks

Am I program now?

Have homosexual intercourse.

...

write code on a whiteboard that fizz buzzes every prime between zero and two million

Fuck a duck

ship a piece of software.
Doesn't matter if it's a piece of shit

fizzbuzz

install gentoo

>fizzbuzz primes

Stop being a NEET

mod a game

Yes. But not full stack, only a front end dev.

> NEAT
FTFY

Roll your stockings up

what IDE is best for writing c++ ?

Nano

Write a fucken compiler

score one for the good guys

Program

- Can solve FizzBuzz
- Sum every prime below 2mil

Maintain software with 10k+ users for over a year.

But that's easy user. Only took me about 40 hours of work. Even wrote a pretty basic assembler for it.

Well 3 and 5 are primes

Learn Rust.

Wot Annie may is Dis?

>make simple download client(basically just ftp)
>gets 10k users in traffic daily

yay im a programmer

rails g scaffold Blog
What about now?

Make useful software that doesn't already exist. Useful meaning it improves the quality of life of at least one person other than yourself. Pity from friends/family doesn't count, and it has to be an original invention of some kind.

realize that people on /dpt/ are clueless hacks

until you do the following in this order:
>look at some code
>don't understand it at all
>immediately recognize that its horrible
>mutter "what stupid fucking mouth breather wrote this?!"
>start on fixing it
>realize that you wrote that code and forgot about it

Yeah that's not gonna get 10k

Fizzbuzz is not programming.

It did though.

It was a simple gui client for downloading mods from my ftp server for a porn game. Less than 500 lines

you dont want to be one anymore.

Write a macro with syntax-parse

Konosuba.

Dank u, ima go watch Dis naow

Well then congrats you're a programmer.

Yeah, me too faggot.
Post your block design and I'll post mine.

Write your own compiler and assembler for a language you invented and then use that language to write an operating system complete with graphical user interface, drivers, and networking. Actually, create your own networking protocols and then write a web browser and instant messaging program that uses those protocols. Also create your own file system to store the data on. Actually fuck it, before you do all that, create your own CPU architecture with your own opcodes and instructions.

It's the only way to be botnet-free.

>original invention of some kind
does that include implementing an already existing (loosely defined) concept in a somewhat different way?

Only if it requires real work to implement. If a determined normalfag layman could put it together with duct tape and glue out of other applications and services then it's not a very remarkable innovation.

I lied, you fucking NERD!

I'm actually kind of upset :^(
I really, really like Verilog.

Visual Studio 2017

>Setting up a stack frame
TOPPEST KEK OF THE DAY
What next, are you going to follow the System V ABI too?

Enjoy your SHIT performance, you C programmer.

cout

Now what's that one
Imdb/saucenao didn't find it

Have your own personal "standard" library

/thread

first post, best post

the only thing thad counds as brogamming are things i thing are cool xpppDddd

also nice digits

Kill a CIA nigger

Yuru yuri

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
75% of this board BTFO

FU Satan:(

Suck a feminine penis

- know at least one language really fucking well
- know famous data structures and algorithms and their time/space complexities
- can demonstrate this knowledge

>no one knew who I was until I put on the socks

> rails
> rails
> rails

> - know at least one language really fucking well
How exactly well?

> - know famous data structures and algorithms and their time/space complexities
Name these data structures, please.

Ecли я cнимy их, ты yмpёшь?

Try to kill yourself after writing a non-trivial bash script

… fap to traps

>writing a non-trivial bash script
but why would you ever do that