How do I become hacker
How do I become hacker
install gentoo
Become a programmer. Then hack things.
Cut your penis
open a terminal and type cmatrix
I already know this trick I'm thinking about installing Linux and using command line programs so my friends know I hack. My set up is a Microsoft surface pro
Bump op needs to learn how to hack
how can i subscribe to your blog?
I don't blog why would you assume that
Good thread
Install emacs and learning the basic commands.
Start by reading SICP and the books in the little schemer series, also do the exercises.
You will know enough by then to decide how to continue.
*start learning
Also install a GNU/Linux distribution, maybe debian. Start with something easy like gnome and then after you get confident with the command line move to dwm.
Thank you. I'm currently in the process of getting Debian I'm going to rice out my desktop and learn unix commands and such
Step 1. Buy an ax.
Eat all the eggs. All of them.
hackers are a lie made by the CIA because they dont want to be responsible for their file fuckup
instal gentu
You need a hacker name first, mine is XxPEROKAKAxX.
Lynda has some tutorials
BL4Z3
thinkpad, libreboot, gentoo
right click
press Q
hack the fed
Fuck off, Tyler.
Install KDE
Here's a non-meme response because I'm bored as fuck.
>learn python
>learn C++
>learn HTML, CSS, and JS
>get x200 from ebay
>install Arch Linux + Blackarch (or just install Kali if you're a faggot)
>do these overthewire.org
>go fucking wardriving. Don't get caught.
And learn fucking emacs and vim. It will make things faster.
emacs AND vim
boy billy why does your mom let you have TWO ides
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You don't need to programm to hack something, you retarded monkey nigger
Sometimes I like using my mouse. That's what emacs is for.
t. 14 year old who thinks tricking tech support into letting them reset passwords for other people's email accounts should count as "hacking"
I don't see C listed there user.
I hate this show's fanbase...
every few days we get these threads.
Ps. CEH is the best way.
A hacker is someone who tries to find flaws in fuckin EVERYTHING or uses/modifies anything not the way it is intended to be.
>watches mr robot
>has surface
>wants to be a hacker
>fell for media meme
Gimmie dat blog post now.
I actually had it right above C++ but that would be promoting a meme. He just needs to understand how to program properly. C++ is enough.
Right OP cos I like you ill tell you the secrets k mate
> 1: buy shitty $100 windows laptop
> 2: practice your typing day and night untill you have it over 100 words per minute
> 3: learn get offensive security and Linux
> 4: buy mac book the more expensive the better, all the elite hackes use them cos the have a high vram to rom coefficient, the alu on them also has a higher clock speed than that which you could get from windows laptops
> 5: get job at big tech company or intelligent agency Microsoft or CIA is good
> 6: work at company/ agency for 25 years make sure to seem as loyal as possible and work up the ranks (dont wanna be scrub that get fired)
> get gf, marry gf
> have kids
> right now your almost there okay
> get a sex change and identify as anything but straight white male
> set up server your house in million $ basent high security is best
> set up remote connection to work servers
> download/copy all files at work
> upload all files to internet on election day
> take credit
> watch family be murderd by cia
> take asylim in foron country
> be safe cos your LGBTQ...
> live happy life alone under house arrest
>google how to become hacker
>step 1: learn programming language
>close tab
there goes my motivation to pick up software hacking.
I can remember that there was a website with "hacking challenges" that I tried out when I was in school but that was an decade ago
Go shitposti in
how to become a hacker
> Step 1: learn to penetrate computer networks.
> Step 2: learn to get penetrated cos thats whats gonna happen in prison
Hacking is illegal.
To learn the legal and valuable skill of understanding what is happening underneath modern systems, study computer architecture.
I recommend, if you'vr no clue how to start, learning about Von Neumann architecture, Big O, hexadecimal and IEEE floating point mathematics, x86-64 assembly, formal study of algorithms, program optimization through parallelism and compiler assisted means, the HTTP/TCP/UDP model, and numerical methods.
Recommended reading
>CSaPP:3e
>Kleinberg's Algorithms
By the end of the above you /could/ hack, but getting a job with 110k+ starting salary knowing all the above well is sufficiently easy you won't want to.
>Hacking is illegal.
????
This is literally the first thing you get to learn about hacking, it's not
Yeah that guy has no fucking clue what he's talking about I thought that post was ironic at first
It's funny that you think that, and I hope you two are meming.
You hack people's data or systems, and unless you're under contract to do it for them (and that contract is rock solid, companies hate being embarrassed) you're probably getting caught and going to jail.
"Hackers" don't do well in jail. Use your knowledge for good
You dismiss the under contract as if it's something rare
It is.
Just try it: people see the word "hack". I dare you to ask them for a word association, but I'll save you a step: their word association is "Facebook".
As in, break into someone's Facebook, as in "steal user data or access unauthorized systems".
"How do I get into pen-testing" or "how do I become a security analyst/researcher" are the questions that show somebody actually wants to do good with their knowledge.
"How does I Hacker" is asked only by the wannabes and possible soon-to-be criminals.
That 100% counts as hacking
>Become script kiddie
>Discover a new exploit in something
>Show off exploit in hacker community to get recognition from real hackers
>Get invited into private chatroom with other hackers
>Share exploits and learn from other hackers
Bradley Snowden?
learn linux
learn emacs
install arch linux at least one time
learn common lisp
learn forth
then learn javascript and go get a job to an executive who is a linux user
>git gud at Loonix
>use GNOME
>be amazed of eggsecutives running Loonix
>get a split personality mental disorder, where a figure that displays himself as your dead dad randomly takes over control of your body
>make the biggest hack ever
>die at the end of season 2
Type rm -rf
>mfw all those guys telling OP to learn emacs
Real hackers use vim
>social engineering = hacking.
Stop being butthurt at your lack of people skills.
I think they use whatever text editor is available at the moment. So it's either vi or nano.
this. I'm a social hacker. I bought myself fried onions without paying a mint.
probably watch a movie with Angie and be smart
NO DUDE QUICK GET OUT 10 SWAT TEAMS ARE ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE
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>vi
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faggot
You have to truly love solving mundane shit to get to the kind of level the main character of that show is.
Literally anyone can become a (((hacker))) but it's a term you should avoid using because it's cringe as fuck and describes an autist that wants to make life hell for others for (((lulz))) instead of making stuff others can use (gnu project).
>be me
>start with codeblocks because it was suggested in a tutorial on intro to programming
>start learning c++ for 2 months
>discover project euler
>6 months later
>end up stopping at problem 134
>mfw this boring shit is fun
>start rewriting them in python, java, javascript, C, and bash
>learn how fucking complicated shit can get or simple
>don't go to college, become NEET for 6 years learning internet protocols, webdev, taking MIT computer science courses, become fluent in tools for programming (shell scripts, zsh, emacs, visual studio, virtual environments)
>start attending local hackathons, do good in ctf events
>get noticed by some infosec people
>get destroyed in interview
>get job
>tfw jack of all trades
>tfw master of learning new shit
>Install Kali
>Go to YouTube and type the name of every program in Kali
>Enjoy your jail time
It's not the 80s, nobodies says 'hack' anymore.
What do they say?
Jail
the first step is to make your computer indetecteble for the other systems by deleting "system 32"
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> thinkpad, libreboot, gentoo
Whoonix
Just open the cmd prompt and type ipconfig. They will think you're good hacker
>not tree
vim also works with the mouse
start by installing gentoo
>caring about what (((GNU))) thinks
Stallmans synopsis is basically a TL:DR of Wikipedias page on the term "Hacker". If you can't face facts because they have been parroted by someone of jewish decent, I suggest you take your book burning back to
Look around on github for users contributing to (((hacking))) and you'll find me :D
being this fucking new
Cuisinart blade?
Install Kali Linux
Is anyone on Sup Forums going to watch the third season of this show?
You're thinking about crackers. Real hackers hack code. I.e. write their own GNU programs.
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> throw this shitty surface - microsoft sucks, it's the first thing you have to learn
> build a pc or buy a thinkpad if you don't have money
> install linux
> learn, learn, learn
> change your sexual identification to combat helicopter
> use gnome
> forgot everything you learn, you aren't going to need that
> hire yourself in NSA as a cleaner
> clean, clean, clean
> buy asg pistol
> when nobody is at the office, use random computer to print some top secret documents
> go home with them
> yes, document's don't lie - 9/11 was inside job
> come to work next day - they don't know that you printed them, right?
> right?
> get surrounded by NSA agents
> you fucking idiot, they've got cameras and printing request log!
> now there is time for you asg pistol
> get it from your pocket, aim at one of agents
> they are going to start shooting
> you look like cheese with all these holes
> the media will know about the situation after a few hours
> crazy feminists shits will start autistic screeching
> but nsa agents are not giving a fuck
> they will go out on the street
> army also will
> round one, fight!
> more autistic screeching, the riots will begin
> and it's all because of you
> you did it, you just became a hacker
> you hacked the world
Yeeeah, I know what you're talking about.
It was a fun site to be quite honest at our age.
Are you that butthurt?
As for a guy that have been hacking for the past 20 years, that some kind of bullshit.
Everyone KNOWS it's illegal to hack someone's property. You can still learn and do pen test on yourself.
While at it, there's so many ways to hack.
Going to jail? Lmao. Try to catch that guy in the hall snooping everyone.
Seriously, burst your bubble you're an insult to grey hackers.
>greentext not as a quote but for attention
why so salty about kali linux?
>Kali
is used for legal pen testing (white hat)
gonna go out on a limb hear and say that OP isn't interested in a career in tech security and is an angst filled teen IRL
bumpono
by hacking shit
OP said he wants to become a "hacker", not a system programmer.
Learn about computers, how they work on a software level, on a hardware level, and on a user level. Then find flaws and ways to exploit them. The how to become one isn't hard but doing it requires you to not be lazy and guess what faggot? You're fucked.
just kill yourself op, you'll never do anything great mindless drone