How is the influence of Australia in Oceania?

How is the influence of Australia in Oceania?

Do they hate you? Do they love you? Do they listen Australian music or watch Australian sitcoms like H2O?

Their governments get handouts from the both of us and then they swarm Auckland, get citizenship and then go and live in Australia

Are Oceanic girls hot?

No. Most of the islands have obesity rates in excess of 50%. For example Nauru has a rate of 71.7%.
That is to say, they're all hamplanets that come here and ride our healthcare system.

>watch Australian sitcoms like H2O?

The mermaid show? That was not a very popular show even here, so how the fuck do you know about it?

Their economies are propped up by our cruise ships, foreign aid and offshore detention.
When the sea levels rise they'll all come live here.

Their best rugby players never got birth certificates, so when a talent scout finds them, it turns out they were Australian citizens all along.

But they WUZ NAVIGATORS N SHIIET. Western diet made them fat

>Choosing to play rugby for Australia instead of New Zealand

we have more money

Why are they so fat?

Small population
Removal of traditional food culture
Replacement by cheap easily accessible fast food
Nothing to do but sit around
Shit genetics
Middle of nowhere

More money doesn't mean a better team as shown.

american influence during ww2 desu

They're essentially satellite states 2bh

>tfw no oceanic shitposting empire

I thought you guys were the Lucky country

oceania is a joke

what stupid cunt thought it was a good idea to waste that much chips and sauce

We kek them with foreign aid but lately China has been trying to move in and buy influence from Tonga and a few other islands so that one day they can build naval ports to extend their navies reach in the pacific.

yet glorious nippon couldnt even take it

>all those rares