Australia exists because they had to put the scum of british society somewhere

>Australia exists because they had to put the scum of british society somewhere

>Put scum of British society on island
>200 years later have higher GDP per capita than the country that put them there

I really REALLY hate mudslimes.

Australia wasn't the place where we sent scum. That's america.

You're a terrible person for stealing bread, we're going to send you somewhere warm, unpolluted and all the niggers you can shoot.

>Be british
>Pay $500k to live in a closet that'd make Harry Potter feel sorry for you

wot the fack is TT about?

I read somewhere that you used to bury abos in up to their neck and you'd all kick their heads off.

That was you m8

They where pretty much classified as native fauna up until the late 60's
Look dad!, we're a progressive society! :D

Jesus, wish I was alive back then

I wish you'd clean your shit up in the UK, every time I go back there its like visiting the subcontinent

Its too late for us now. We fell for the multiculturalism meme

That globalisation poison will get you all of the time :(

>That was you
There was literally no distinction between Australian and British back then...

there still isn't

we just pushed the abos further inland and far north. Poms and Tasmanians did the killing

no u

We're more muscular and handsome though

Australians are genetically closer to the Brits of old than what the Brits themselves are.

see

> bait thread
> ends up triggering more poms than aussies
> gj OP

who /firstfleetblood/ here

Bait
we're mixed with a lot of Irish along with Brit's. Then again so is everyone in the isles

nope, potato blight mostly, c.1860

I can't trace my family past my grandparents on either side so I have no idea

that's peculiar

By 'can't' I mean I've never bothered, I probably could if I tried

Good lad

Nope, late 19th century and post WW1

the leading theory of the formation of the australian accent is that australians adults early on were so hammered that their kids learned to talk like drunks

STREWTH

I honestly don't see Aussies as foreign, same with kiwis and white saffers, it's weird desu.

>when an american talks about accents

stop

YEEEEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAAARRRRHHH