What is the most Ameriboo thing you've done?

What is the most Ameriboo thing you've done?

I ate hamburger

I killed a cop for questioning my right as a sovereign citizen to travel

...

Yesterday at the bar I got shots

moving here was unintentional so eating a pbj sandwich

I paid a big, black man to impregnate my wife's daughter

I stopped being a neet

Walked into my house with my shoes on.

>tfw mum grounded me
>only allowed to go to jobcentre now

BOOM!

FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA

desu

Unironically this.

I masturbated into a sock

>>tfw mum grounded me
how the fuck old are you?

I have a pretty big picture of New York in my room
Never been

I unironically walk with my boots in home and i have a double barrel shotgun.

Just kill yourself

being ignorant of everything on the world.

I watch pro-wrestling

Lived in the Deep South for a year

Whereabouts?

So does Japan