>mfw it's the season where Germanic women migrate here for their interracial breeding grounds
Mfw it's the season where Germanic women migrate here for their interracial breeding grounds
we're stealing your tourism now my friend
I'm moving to Portugal
True I went to Porto last year for my European vacation
It was fantastic
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was it really nice?
I hear it's basically the cheapest in developed Europe
>tfw big cock
feels great desu
>it's the season where I go visit my brown internet girlfriends in south Europe for sex and sun
>mfw Celt with dark skin, eyes and hair
>mfw going down to England to have sex with all the Germanic inbred English vermin
I know that feel my Iberian brother
>mfw they don't come to my region
>redhead goddess women
>swarthy Fernando-Martinez-tier men
Are Celts the masterrace?
>mfw I have to listen French people in my city.
ignore him, we are white
That's even worse
>They're starting to migrate to Mexico too.
>tfw fucked 5 northern euros and 2 asians this year
>tfw fucked 3 italians, 1 spaniard and a portuguese
does this mean spain ain't white?
>and Down Under
>I lie on internet
brown girls love my pale skin la
>60 million tourists
What stealing, to be precise?
>Sol is going to become an even bigger non-Spanish hell
Not great, siendocomplétamentehonestocontigoamigo.
Sure you are.
>tfw anglo women suck my cock as i sip my cold beer before i swim in my pool full of nordic models
most foreign girls I've spoke to are obsessed with Jon Snow kek
didn't merkel enrich germany so all that sex tourism money could be redirected to cologne?
>Tfw half Greek/Italian student in Germany
>Tfw every year I visit my family down there and fuck severale Nordic qts
>Tfw I have god-tier Mediterranean beauty and fake a shitty English accent so they think I usually live in Southern Europe
>things that never happened
t. syrian
>look like shit
>still brown
Portugal is much less attractive than Spain.
Smaller, colder (sea temperature), less party-minded, fewer things to do or see.
Portugal is only attractive to retired people who want to pay less taxes and have the cheapest costs of living.
at least they can win a euro cup
>That bitter sweet Anglo tears
He's not a palecuck. Makes sense.
In Algarve our sea temperature is 24 degrees.
In the rest of Portugal is around 18 - 20
I'm too busy getting my dick sucked by my italian gf to care la
It was beautiful. Great food, amazing wine, loads a qts, great countryside and castles
roasted
Did you go to Alentejo?
The fuck? Why? Today it was 14 in Doniños. I really miss the Mediterranean warm water.
>england talking about football
I'm Welsh
>salty brit gets one italian girl rejected by italian
males
>average med male gets at least 7 cream-of-the crop germanic women every year
kek kit harrington literally looks like russul brond in that picture
>average med male gets at least 7 cream-of-the crop germanic women every year
y-yeah right
>implying I don't have a strict 8/10 quota for any girl I have sex with
I'm talking about the countries in general. Of course Portugal has sweet spots. But the number of sweet spots in Spain is greater.
Number of Euro victories by country:
>France 2
>Portugal 1
>England 0
>Scotland 0
>Wales 0
>N. Ireland 0
Now shut the fuck up.
>implying you have sex at all
mmmm salty
>fucked
how harsh
I've made love with a southern french, a couple of germaryans, dutch, swedish (white one), terrona, toscana, padana (x2) and a sardininan-catalan gentlewomen in the last year
oh and a french one but seemed more arabian than french
pretty hard to tell the difference lately
I've seen some brits, but ffs there's nothing passable
why brits are so ugly
>Portugal
>less party-minded
never been to Portugal so far, but I wouldn't mind some "not-so-party-minded" vacation.
I've passed some summers shifting through all the "you have to party" obligation, it's shit. The only thing that matters is family (I'm Italian mamma mia), a few selected friends and you're ready to go.
I remember I had more fun in Santa Cruz de Tenerife than in Barcelona, even if the nightlife between the two can't be compared at all
Btw, mediterranean islands shit on canaries pretty easily, unless you want to go the seaside in January
Esci di casa e non avere paura, credo in te
>Spanish women unironically come here during summer
Is this their interracial breeding ground?
kys
>British male talking about being superior to Mediterranean men
Yeah, sure lad
do you live in an area with lots of niggers and arabs by any chance
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I'm everything you're not (handsome, intelligent, charming, white)
I live in the whitest "city" in the country, lots of Nepalese though
>developed Europe
in silenzio animale
confirmed for liar /ita/rd
I don't care about the parties either, but it's a big selling point for many tourists. Spain has chill places, and it has Ibiza or Marbella. Portugal just has chill places.
omg i hope you're baiting, what part you portugal did you go? i bet you fell for the porto meme
>could be a hot latin lover and go to nordic countries and fill white pussy with my semen
>was born a manlet
JUST
Only Anglo women in spain are OAPs. Stop abusing my granny right now, Hernades.
>could go to brazil and colombia and be a white sex tourist
>too poor to afford the plane ticket and too stupid to learn spanish and portuguese
just
You can go to the Philippines or Korea and be the status symbol of some rich slut
Filipinas are ugly as shit, and Korean is impossible for me to learn
Some of my friends are literal manlets (two of them are 172,173 cm tall) yet they manage to slay pussy like there's no tomorrow, even 188 cm tall viking goddesses
Show off your proud "white" Argentinian genes
Why Fernando Martinez applies always to Germanic women? Why not slavic?
>Brit talking about looking superior to Southern Europeans
>Their most famous model looks Mediterranean as fuck
JUST
m8 I'm 163cm tall.
I'm entering "humanlet" territory since even short women are taller than me.
>188 cm tall viking goddesses
No one likes tall chicks genius
best season
I lived there last year for 5 months. It is great, but I wouldn't quite call it developed. There are whole abandoned streets desu.
Doesn't matter if you don't speak portuguese or spanish. If you go anywhere in South America, are white, and from anywhere in Europe or North America (USA & Canada) then you're in m8. Bunda for life down there.
>things that never happened: The thread
are these the average girls you see spain bros?
>tfw from Alabama and have disgusting southern accent.
>tfw I will never get any euro women because of my shitty disgusting accent
But, you're wrong. 188 is still not in the "weird height for a woman" range.
>163cm
man, I'm trying to sort out something to say but I've some difficulties atm
There's always the Berlusconi's trick
>>mfw it's the season where Germanic women migrate here for their interracial breeding grounds
disgusting, average german girls is ugly lad wtf are you talking about
I couldn't resist.
are* XD
There's nothing to say.
I'm a subhuman.
Dude 188 cm for women is freak status
Also it should be noted that Mediterranean girls >>>>>> Germanic girls
>Uk
>Not even europe
most famous because of his name
It depends on the woman
Btw I've some tall (female) friends (184+cm) and they always love to wear high heels
And they invariably prefer short men, don't ask me why
Cheer up, my white friend
Focus on other qualities
Kek this, so much cringe ITT
>how unvirgins dare to exist?
>how unvirgins dare to post in the most positively extroverted & non-attention-whore board?
It's more likely than you think
Yes yes you sure fucked 10 women this year so far, of which 4 were viking aryan. Yes yes I sure believe one who claims that and post it on 4 chan lol
Kek but go on, your cringy autism is awkwardly entertaining
Ya this is the season where all of the Latin women come down to Viet Nam to receive a breeder as well.
>TFW that's a lie
Do you want a jar to keep all those salty tears, my fellow little autismal compatriot?
I don't count them, it may very well be way more than 10 if we consider last august/september and this june/july alone
In winter I've been in a relationship with a university colleague for roughly 5 months and I've always been loyal, it didn't end well and I've passed another couple of months alone after that.
You should really stop believing everyone is trying to edge you, I'm chilling in a warm Sunday evening, you should too.
t. Ferdinandi Martini
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LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA
post yfw you realized that the mediterranean man is the reason the germans and the vikings wore horns on their helmets
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