/brit/

We must kill Icelad to avenge our boys edition

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karen

KEKED

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Personally I would pull the lever. In this day and age of this "its just a prank bro" culture. I would pull the lever and let the boombox play and yell its just a prank bro just to ease the minds of the people that are about to die. They would believe they aren't going to die but actually would be -- of course it would be more moral to do so as this is the only way I can think of that would only ease the suffering of the individuals if for a second

What would /brit/ do?

she wants a man from brum

>tfw no Keri Sable gf

Doing a poo lads

wait what?

>hotpockets

nice undies

fuck off with your retarded spam

I do nothing.

nice nickers m'lady

But you're a indian/south african/moroccan

They can't handle me
I do this for my family

do yanks call birmingham alabama "brum"

bet they don't

no we do love aLABAMA

>dont wank for 2 days
>feel full of energy

would pull it to anime so the people tied up want to die, and it would be assisted suicide at that point

do americans want a girl from brum?

>Decide to try out Pokemon Go
>Hearing all fucking week that's it's inescapable, it's a phenomenon, a cultural zeitgeist
>Go for a 5 hour walk
>See 2 people playing
Seems like Belfast missed this train at the station.

i want to get pounded in the ass by a big strong man from brum

ADAMN

gf just DPD'd this to me

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Haven't had a tug for a week mate.

>kinda feel like Sup Forums is a fan due to it having nazis in it 2bh
Are you forgetting the fact one of the main characters is Jewish, that it is anti-national socialist propaganda?
If you actually watched it you would know. Give it a go. It's famous because it's an adaptation of a famous work of liteterature not because it has nazis. Nevertheless it has just as much Japs as Nazis.

>don't wank for 2 (TWO) days
>so horny I could shag anything in sight

Don't like this t b h

back once again with the renegade master

so what you're saying is everyone in belfast that can afford a phone is playing?

bait out the biggest sket u know

friend within is pretty good live desu

good gimmick

No. Because 1 of the 2 people I saw was a chink tourist. So only 50% playrate.

rocking fendi tee you are looking incomplete

something about doubting the legitimacy of a woman's breasts makes it almost impossible for me to find them attractive

You feel horny? Do you get random boners?

Okay moralists now what? Pulling the leave to the single guy would make you a murderer. Leaving it wouldn't make you a murderer but for a moralist it would be immoral.

have a wank then

Which Pokemon should I play lads, Platinum or Crystal? bonus is I can play Crystal on my phone

i got x and e i dont even pay for weed

heart gold

putting anyone forced to listen to anime weeb shite out of their misery is moral though

Go

yellow tbH

Forgot pic

leaf green

Getting a new phone lads, any recommenda-si-ons?

HAWT

see;

>x and e
what did he mean by this? aren't they the same thing

I wouldn't do shit I don't want to kill someone

i would pull the lever half way and make it derail

yes

its just for the bars man who care about making sense when u got mad bars bruv

I'd untie the one man and then pull the lever.

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why am I always alone lads

literally never had a gf

I don't think I'm that unattractive

You already are killing four times as much people by not pulling the lever.

This is why morality is a big topic in philosophy and that good and evil doesn't exist has been debated so much.

The right option is to try and jam the level half way so the trolley derails and no one dies. Or if it has a driver bribe them to stop even if you can't deliver. Anything besides letting people die.

The Paladin's choice is a fallacy because nothing is ever JUST binary.

I will once I can be arsed to get out of bed and do a poo then eat something then shower

Might take a wee bit of Xanax before eating anything

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let's say that instead of you pulling the lever, the track is merely sorta broken and there's a fifty-fifty chance as to which track it will go down

you're observing this happen but there is nothing you can do to alter the situation

where do you HOPE the train goes?

might give the homemade fleshlight a 4th fuck of the day

I'm semi hard right now mate, but that's because I'm watching something. The only difference it makes is that it does just feel a lot nicer when you bust one out after going to long, there's a lot more cum I notice as well. Try it mate it's better.

Is not me

>30% births at the next election expected to be to Pakistani Muslims

Was thinking about that too.

Not my cup of tea 2bh.

I've played it god knows how many times la

Having a hard time deciding, I love anything from generations 1-4 mostly

still no gf lads

How's /gf2016/ going lads?

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About as well as /gf2015/

you sound like a proper wasteman
do something with ur life a gf isnt going to fix all ur life

start purging them

Don't call me bruv or pham if you ain't been to my house - sho

Throw myself on the rails

>You already are killing four times as much people by not pulling the lever.
>You

False you've done fuck all, you're witnessing it, which makes it no better than killing them yourself. But you yourself have had no influence on any of the deaths.

>I don't think I'm that unattractive
Did you know that people consider themselves more attractive than they actually are? When you look into the mirror enough times, your brain gets used to the image and starts to "delete" the parts that it considers superfluous. It already knows what your face looks like, so it just "redraws" your face to have less features than it actually has. Naturally, this leads to a lot of ugly features being "deleted" and leads to people thinking they're more attractive than they really are because their brain just tricks them into thinking that just because it's a lazy cunt.

This is a philosophical question not a STEM question lads. May not be your area of expertise.

There is no correct option. It is supposed to envoke a moral dilemma making you question the existence of morality

should I get a real fleshlight?

is "the ski lift" one of the greatest episodes of comedic tv ever?

What was all that bollocks about?

>where do you HOPE the train goes?
Off the tracks...

dumb question mate.

hello

Fucking hell lads, haven't heard from my old landlord in a year, got in contact to try and find out about the £1000 me and my housemate had left over in deposit and he's just come back claiming we owe him even more money than that for the "damage" we caused to the flat. The place wasn't pristine but certainly no worse than when we first moved in, nothing that would cost £1k to fix.

Is he just trying to be a money grubbing prick? I don't know what I can do about this since he obviously owns a lot of houses and flats but he's a giant hard as fuck looking Irishman so I think he's just trying to tell us to fuck off.

Hate it when landlords try and come up with any old shit to keep deposit money.

is there people in the train

rooo there was too much fog for me too see at the cliffs of moher today

Pseudoscience the post

Business idea: Automated ball buster

that's not an option

it can either go down one or the other track, fifty-fifty chance

I'm a Catholic. The answer for us is to not touch the lever.

Ugh

Why are black propel stealing all our women?

Business idea: Automated ball-buster buster

the gf in Berlin

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Business idea: Manual ball buster with 6 gears

>The most (You)s I have ever acquired on this Mongolian autism forum is from having the same idea as some Icelandic fuck

cannot understand why people wouldn't pull the lever

are these people christfags or something?

really wish I was black lads

>I'm a Catholic

I think the landlord is always going to keep the deposit, it's basically an admin fee. I lived in a place for a month and left because it was mouldy as fuck (hidden by furniture when i first went in) and they refused my deposit based on the fact it was mouldy...

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