Wake up

>wake up
>not french
>instead a fucking chink
why live?

>wake up
>not spanish
>instead a fucking debt
Why live?

>wake up
>not French
>not an accidental road marking

>Wake up
>Live in a muslim shit hole
>Not taiwanese
>Not fucking asian qt
>Live surrounded by leftard cuck
>instead a fucking frog

why live

>be white American
>everything bad that happens to me is my fault
>everything bad that happens to not me is racism and/or sexism

>not spanish
>instead a fucking debt
Spaniards are also debts you idiot

>wake up
>good-looking, financially succesful, healthy, fit, just finished a master's degree overseas, loving and supportive parents, beautiful GF, great sex 3-4 times a week, live in one of the safest and most charming neighborhoods in the city
>actually wake up and find out that was all a stupid dream

>why live?
Because you're not French.

Hey, Taiwan is based, bro.

>wake up
>you're not a finn
._.

>wake up
>be japanese
>chink in entire world insult Japan
>american insult Japan
>european insult Japan
>jungle chink insult japan
>even Germany insult Japan
>negro insult japan

i know that feel, to be honest with you my familia

>Wake up
>Be Swedish
>Everything is awesome

>wake up
>french
>trudeau is still pm and our politicians are bought
>kms

>wake up
>I am still Nip
>go to 26 hours work while crying
>go to bed wishing to become glorious American
>next morning,I am still a Nip
why live?

>Everything is awesome

>nearly free healthcare
>welfare
>good infrastructure
>would rather live in some second world country

cringe

you sound like you're 15

>wake up
>still paying 60% of my post-tax earnings to rent

>wake up
>actually french but a failure
>hear gunshots and allah ackbar outside

>wake up
>sped the whole day jerking off and shitposting

didn't know my lifestyle was something to be envious of

>WAKE UP
>be brazilian
>have sex with my 13 years pregnant gf in the morning
>head out to the BOCA to sell cocaine and crack to my gf's family
>pay police to stay away from my BOCA
>muggle some touristson the beach
>muggle more tourists on my way home
>eat pork spare parts with beans and a banana
>fuck my 13 years old gf second time
>can't sleep because its 50° outside

>wake up
>cycle 20 minutes
>can see France
>mfw staring across the water wondering if there's someone on the other side looking at me

>wake up
>not a rich American
>literally spend my life living vicariously through our media
>go on Sup Forums
>there's a world full of people and culture
>my world is basically high school memories and obstacles
>fap to old crushes
>go to sleep

on clear days with a certain light you can really see the cliffs amazingly well
wonder how it looks like from your point of view desu

>wake up
>your next exec is either an orange troll with a 5th garden vocabulary, or a megalomaniac hag
JUST

your election are a big part of me losing what little faith in humanity i had left
that and hillary dodging indictment

>wake up
>can't wake up
>still french :)

>wake up
>not a French qt in a qt Ottoman sultan's serraglio
Why even live?

>wake up
>remember I live in Germany and not Mexico
>shed tears
>go to work
>go home
>make some shitty pizza
>practice my spanish
>look at pictures of Mexican colonial era archutecture and daydream about living in Sinaloa

Literally everyday of my life. On the weekends I'll invite over some drinking buddies to dull the pain but the rope is due anyday now

>wake up
WAKEEE MEEE UPPP INSIDEEE

curious, are there any mexicans in krautland?

French-Canadian*

Even Monégasques are Frencher

>wake up
>not a dumb frogposter
>still an animeposter
feels good man