>country not on Pokemon Go
"download the apk" they said
"you're gonna play even if isn't officially released in your country" they said
no pokemons anywhere
no pokestops anywhere
went everyhwhere, literally nothing, even when i live in a 2.5 million hab city
is someone in the same situation?
>downloading random .apk files
>not even bothering to verify checksums
You got pwned, Bruno. Time to wipe your phone and start from scratch.
same here
maybe check if Ingress was playable in your country first, since all the data is from that game.
it is
Then I guess you're SOL
Sorry m8, I've been playing since day 1 and it's fantastic. : )
Same here, nothing shows, got it in iPhone
>dll this shit """"game""""
[failure to authenticate intensifies]
If your country doesn't have pokemon go you're not a real country
Why this japanese company put australia? I thought they hated chinese
Wut i have a poke stop in every block
Because we're a real country hence why we have pokemon go
Is australia a poke-prison?
Forgot the pic
why do people act like if this is some kind of new god of entertainment
am I the only one getting triggered when seeing all those people on stampede running for a pokemon?
yes you are, nancy
>own a Windows Phone
No Pokemon Go for me. I wouldn’t go outside anyway.
>Get marched around by my GF for Pokemon go
>Have to walk in circles for a Pikachu
>End up sitting in the park reading while she runs around chasing a Squirtle
>Have to stop her walking into traffic or into lamp-posts because she's staring at the screen
>She wakes me up at 3am because something appeared nearby
Fucking menace that game.
poke-utopia
No, but I try to surf it until it goes. I'm too normie to directly go against trends.
who the fuck is nancy
Servers don't work
You are very special
She clearly has you in her pokéball
I can't believe normies actually got into this is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
what does that even mean
Pokecuck
your gf sounds like a qt autist
>tfw no qt autistic gf
>I can't believe normies actually got into this is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
It's literally targeted to normies though. Why do you think it's all 1st gen pokemons, ie the ones in the TV series normies watched when they were kids? It's like disney songs.
That you are unique and special, like a butterfly
yeah but still look at this shit
is this what being a normie mean nowadays?
alright buddy
>video
Normies are fucking weird
She might actually be autistic, or just have a very addictive personality
She got so focused on Overwatch last month I had to convince her that she needs to stop playing and eat at least once every 12 hours and shower more than once a week.
Normies are really weird, I don't think I'll go out much, just around my house maybe, don't want to lose my phone.
This isn't a game for the third world.
Is she neet or what does she do
Does she at least fuck good?
She's essentially a NEET.
Does freelance design stuff but maybe 2 days a month she actually works, but to be fair she works non-stop for those two days and again I have to convince her to go to sleep because she's been working for 28 hours.
it really sounds like she's on the spectrum
Your gf sounds a bit like me. How did you meet her?
>tfw no gf who can relate to me
Yeah sex is very enjoyable, but I love vanilla and she likes the consistency of knowing I'm not going to try to bring fetishes.
I kinda guessed, don't mind though, most of my friends are on the spectrum so I'm used to it. I find it more fun anyway since there's a difference in conversation and perspective with autists
Student party, I talked to her friend and then to her when her friend went to the toilet. After talking for 30 minutes I got my phone out to check the time, she grabbed my phone put her name/number in there without a word, gave it back and we kept chatting like normal.
I went home then sent her a text a few days later.
>Cue cries of Normie etc.
Well shit, so not even anal?
That's almost a deal breaker for me.
100% vanilla sex for me, I'm a man of simple pleasures.
Consistently good sex in missionary and cowgirl more than half the week and I'm happy forever.
> going for my jog
> a fucking group of pokemon go faggots get in the way
>going out to find Pokemon
>some fat old cunt comes wheezing by "jogging"
> out for my stroll among the puppets of our society
> watching one stupid fat cunt jogging, thinking that physical appearance will earn him the respect of his fellow rat
> watching some other fat cunt surrendering his life to some pathetic phone app for children
the fools, i pull the strings in this puppet theater
>be a Pokemon
>a group of nerds and some fat old cunt reach out to catch me
> be a phone
> fat cunt of an owner keeps draining the shit out of my battery from playing that stupid pokemon game
>mfw I will be too afraid to play Pokemon Go when it out because niggers could mug me
guess I will only play at the shoppings and parks
>be phone maker, hate pokemon, cat cunts, weeaboo Pokeshits, and phones
>force OS update for old phone that slows down phone and makes battery drain faster
You sure mean butterfree.
>tfw no filthy unwashed gf
>ywn force her to undress and take a sexy shower
Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation
apex kek
To unite all bundas in this nation
...
To denounce the evil of truth and love
To denounce the evil of order and progress
Holy shit, I wish I was you.
To elect a monkey in a bad housedress
why the fuck there's so many pokestops in fucking guatemala but not here
favela dwellers ate all the brazilian pokemon
JOÃO
Júlia
>Pokemon
Kill yourselves
Team Favela blasts off at the speed of light
>not Jéssica and Jademir
THAS RITE
THE BAG! THE BAAAAG!
Tu envidia me fortalece
Tbh i dont really like the game that much
but you're just on lvl3
you didnt even choose a team
>Tbh i dont really like the game that much
Pokemon Go is already on the Play Store?
no, just north america, europe and aus/nz
Look my collection of ratatas
keep catching and later transfer the weak ones
Step up fampai
>a seadra
nice. rarest thing I have is probably my Kabuto
Do like the chineses, spoof the GPS
Where did you downloaded the apk?
apkmirror
>huevos
kek
I didn't care for anal and then I met a girl who loved it, now I have an anal fetish
>tfw probably going to fall in love with a girl who hates it
>reading twitter at the train station
>guys come up and start a conversation with me because they think i'm playing pokemon go
>download the apk
>you're gonna play even if isn't officially released in your country
I can play, I just can't find anything because I live in a shithole.
lel
it's the same here, one pokestop and one gym on the edge of my neighborhood and all that spawns are pidgeys and rattatas - and only sometimes
residential areas are intentionally pokemon deserts, the game makes you go to more 'downtown'' areas
>the game makes you go to more 'downtown'' areas
That's disappointing. I don't want to leave my suburban heaven which surrounded by lots of trees and hills and go to where people gather.
Nah not really. The other day I went to the semi-first world part of Mexico and I found some nice Pokémon.
The problem is my area, it's third world as fuck so naturally not even Nintendo gives a shit about this zone.
Who /yellow or gtfo/ here?
>not renaming Kingler to Mr. Krabs
we are sorry for creating pokemon
Don't be, pokemon is amazing. Pokemon go on the other hand...
Why would you be sorry for creating the only videogame that makes me feel like I have friends?
By the way, japbro, I desperately need someone to translate this.
shit whatever happened to cococunt, that aussie tripfag...
do you make your gf squirtle?
It looks same for me. But i still don't know how to track nearby pokemons
Try looking in a designated shitting street.
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