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The Commonwealth of England, Wales, and Ulster Edition.

>Kick out the treacherous Jocks WHEN?!

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caran

oh janny is not gonna appreciate this

not one bit

the song that gets played in arcades has yet to be posted

Real Yank Hours

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Someone link me to that tune that grabbing machines play
you know the one I mean

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mong

>[walks towards you royally]

bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop bleep bloop bloop

>girls thinking about (Me)

my friends gf looks a lot like this

shes also very mean to him which makes it not really worth it but he keeps crawling back to her

i feel bad for him sometimes

Why does she look shooped

nice

not this

may even be a regional thing t︃bh

possibly if i find it i will post it for you

no, it was more like beep boop boop bop

does it make you a bender if you want to fuck a man who looks like a woman?

i cant take it if one more american responds to one of my posts im going to lose it

>someone let their gf swim in waterpark water, water that other mens cocks have been in


would NEVER let my bitch swim in public water like that.


fucking KEKS

id consider myself more of a script grownup

the gf

Always wanted to be the lad who sits at the bottom of those rides. Just tan all day and stare at the girls tits when they lose their tops.

these are the gfs we all deserve


a real memestress

Call me Ishmael

couple skeng man then shower man here
shower man down in my shower man gear

sounds pretty ideal if you ask me

You laugh but she'd probably be a great gf

America deserved 9/11

>fucking KEKS


C UCKS***

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>nice

Delete this

alri captain ahab aha x

the fwb

>if you ask me
I didn't though

>Buddha

Why do millennials keep perpetuating this meme

Rude

eating a man's cock and balls for tea

>Impostor alert

medic is venom

you better be a girl


or else

Is the Down Arrow a Cross to anger Christians intentionally? Damn her.

why are yanks into fatties
fucking weird

>human
>living
>female (probably)

Check, check and check

why CAN'T THIS BE ME

Business idea: cuck porn where the big beast of a nigger licks all over a tiny little blonde girls face who looks really scared, then him pulling her clothes off and that

...

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GÜD choon

looks ugly from the thumbnail like a boy


then you open it and think she looks kind of cute for a second or two

then you inspect her face and realize she looks like a mong and go back to thinking shes ugly again


this has been a Tsibunashi Review~

got my first gym badge lads

not sucking anyone off, actually dissecting a severed human penis and chewing it into pulp for dinner

i really love this idea


good job.

>those child bearing hips
come to butthead

alri james

teacher user has a ds in his jansport!

the ex's new fella

the guitar general on Sup Forums said the budget amp setup i bought was p good

79 instrumentals listened to and none were the arcade song. here is a highlight:

youtube.com/watch?v=8PdLH-p_cKo

alri la

meet me at the school gates

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mate im 4'11 built like a wood shithouse i will drop you

Bought a pack of Trojan condoms lads

What should I do with them

Since I'm not having sex any time soon.... hahaha..... I'm a virgin

*taps foot*

suck me

Confession: I wish BLACKED was rougher, like slob on knob sort of stuff and more arse smacking, absolute facefucking these angelic ivory skinned blondes

if shes going from a hyper dork like you to an alpha wolf like this feller then she must have insanely eclectic taste....

posh wank

Business idea:
Trade pics of slags for fresh (You)s

Really think I might be onto something here

hmm, two billion muslims in the world, if they were all evil why haven't they taken over the world yet?

really makes you think

you're a visionary

you NEED to direct porn.

I wonder how pathetic you look right now. You're probably in tracksuit bottoms or in a t shirt. Your back probably hurts and you're developing a fine hunch. You tell you self you should go to bed but you know you won't fall asleep at this time because the thoughts of disappointment and failure will get to you. You usually listen to music or a podcast or maybe have a wank to block out those thoughts but these are only temporary solutions. That's why you feel so shit when you wake up in the morning. Those self loathing thoughts were only suppressed and it comes at you like a wave in the early hours. You just want to go back to sleep or go on Sup Forums. To numb the pain of your existence. Right?

they're all dumber than a sack of bricks

Do you lads think that the world would revert again to constant small wars globally, even in Europe? I would without hesitation go on an adventure to capture strategic locations like Cadiz/Calais for British supremacy, or even punitive expeditions to some African shithole that insulted us.

He looks like a fag, you're probably leagues better than him lad

>1451679476560.jpg

>le generic description
that is so me!!! Lol!!

You wake up in 1914.

Go to the newspaper.

Read this.

What do?

>You're probably in tracksuit bottoms or in a t shirt

In my pj's akshually.

wearing my work uniform 2bh

only nigga on here getting paid rn, salarymen don't count

watching four lions

its bants

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

Wanking to

Well, let me put it this way

One termite in your house is nothing, it crawls around and you may even find it amusing. But a whole colony of termites in your house have the power to bring it down and kill you and your family.

Do not let termites into your house

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is this a gesture?

>Spencer Creek work to start

REEEEEE

>>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on

Post some pics

going to share a post with you that i found on Sup Forums written by some random spaniard

i just found it inspiring as it rang very true to me.

"this girls always reminds me that no matter how ugly you are, no matter if you're an aborted fetus like that faggot is you can always get a GF if you have money."


#truth

Racist

off to the gf store, you lads want anything?

Can someone recommend me any good French beers or snacks I can pick up tomorrow since I'm heading through France?

youtu.be/sXskqBCT6sU?t=127

Me in the white skin

7/7 was a breddy good day for Francophones

could properly batter the lot of you

caramac and a lilt and a black gf
*looks behind me at the bed*
actually just the caramac and lilt, cheers boss

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could properly beer batter and fry the lot of you

>French beer

>Lying in bed with no quilt
>Both windows wide open
>Sweating like a pig

I wish it was winter lads, I hate the heat

*deletes my half-written post*