Americans can't masturbate without a bottle of lube

Americans can't masturbate without a bottle of lube.

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Lmao I bet you beleive you get raped in prison too

What a third world dipshit

what is this meme
I am mutilated and I never use anything

Depends on how badly mutilated you are.

My jew job goes down 3 cm away from the head. No fun for me!

Why to be honest? just take a shower once in a while, i get that jews and muslims have to get mutilated for their religion.

>be american
>go to store to get lube so i can masterbate
>jackin it on my bed mom walks in
>she runs out crying
>dad comes up n beats my ass
>go to bed with my lube
>get shot

Americans are horrified of sexual pleasure and sex/nudity in general. They have a sklavenmoral that stems from Christianity (Judaism 2.0) which states that all sexual pleasure is bad.

Literally my parents didn't want to do it and the doctor persuaded my dad into doing it. Canadians are cucks, so the doc read some "medical" studies probably made by puritans/jews in the US. The doc was therefor convinced it was a great idea and Canadians revere doctors so my dad did it.

It's also apparently a family tradition to get circumcized... I don't know where that came from.

never knew this
sounds horrible, what a rip off

R A R E

but how can you masturbate without a foreskin?

I also have the most severe form of circumcision possible where they specifically went under the shaft and scraped the nerves (now scar tissue) down like 3 cm away from the head. If I run my finger down my shaft it starts to get more and more pleasurable until it sharply drops of at the scar tissue.

Meanwhile, I've listened to men, women and doctors say that you lose ZERO sensation if you mutilate your dick, and that men's rights to decide what happens to their bodies basically don't matter.

you pull your willy back and forth

If you masturbate, you obviously hate Jesus.

almost vomited
why religion even exist?

To give people hope

>Wanting loose sliding skin all over your cock

That sounds horrible leaf, and you really think that scar tissue have the same sensitivity that normal dick tissue in a not so severe circumcision?

Religion is not the problem. My dad was catholic and when i was 13 he took me to the brothel.

Just press this button to erase Abrahamic faiths permanently.

Go on user. Do it.

To give people reason for their suffering.

OMG! HE IS BIGGER NOW! WHAT DID YOU MADE ME DO?

Just wondering, do black American boys generally also get circumcised?

Please tell me more about my country

I may have misunderstood your question.. but..

Well I think a lot of men who defend circumcision (AKA cucks) haven't lost as much sensitivity. The head of my dick feels fine.. with lube. So I imagine that only having the skin taken off around the head of the dick might not be nearly as bad as basically having a lot more of it taken off.

Really, as long as it isn't removed around the neck.. the neck itself would feel normal.

YOU'RE SO CLOSE NOW user

FINISH THE JOB

>black americans boys
Fagget

That was my question, ty

>tfw you hold your foreskin closed and jizz fills the "bag", creating intense pressure on the tip of your dick
One of the best feelings in the world

I'm not gay, I'm just wondering if circumcision in the US varies by race or if it's the same for all Americans

Uncut idiots still don't understand how you masterbate when you're cut. You firmly grab it around the shaft and sort of shake it like a bottle of ketchup.

It's not rocket science.

>bottle of ketchup
more like a piece of sandpaper because it's all dried up and the skin is scarred as fuck

>because it's all dried up
Nah, that's what ur mum is for

lol lmao banter XD

Nah
I'm circumcised(which is what this post obviously references) and I just jacked it
Dry

Like you have to be retarded to be unable to jack off without lube
Cut or uncut
It takes a special kind of idiot, or a woman, to fuck it up

Do americans get aroused seeing jews bite their son's dick off?

Often. IIRC over 2/3 of them are cut, which is a little under the rate for Caucasians.

It's less common among Latin Americans and East Asians I think.

It's very rare to find an uncut black guy.

>tfw uncut
>tfw jacking off around town and near everyone just to show off and to humiliate cut-kids/nu-nuts """"men"""
The girls love it, and they love me. Too bad for you guys, i guess?

why are anteater dicks so insecure?

That's how you get smegma.

I can pretty much only cum dry.

>humiliate cut-kids
Why? People that have parents who decided to have part of their baby's penis cut off cant help it. As someone who doesn't have Stockholm syndrome and knows how shitty being cut is, it already fucking sucks knowing I'll never get TRUE foreskin back (I say true foreskin because it's possible to regrow "foreskin" through excercises) until Foregen makes a breakthrough.

>Foregen is an actually thing
Thanks capitalism.

>tfw moderate phimosis
>can pull back foreskin with some difficulty if flaccid, but it's impossible if erect
What happens if I try to pull it down too hard? Can it rip?

No, but it can cause small tears and form scar tissue. If you can urinate, have sex, and masturbate okay and there's no serious pain, it's probably not worth getting treatment.

lmao Lithuania
Your flag is so shit. Every time I see a post with a Lithuanian flag tagged to it my brain assumes it's some African or South American shithole.But then I hover my mouse over the flag and BAM, it's just Lithuania.
Poor little Lithuania. Your shitty little country only matches with your shitty third-world level flag.Those putrid colors were supposedly fit for some steaming shithole in Africa, but then here comes along fucking Lithuania.
When's the last time your heap of steaming shit you call a country even did anything relevant? Apparently nothing since you spend your time being upset on an anonymous imageboard about the superior country.
Does Lithuania have any recorded history at all, even? Doesn't seem like it since you're never mentioned or spoken of like a useless nobody. That's all you are= a nobody- and that's all you will ever be. My country has already decked the halls of glory with its existence and its achievements will be analyzed for the many years ensuing its unlikely fall. Lithuania? It's going to be written in a book titled "Oh yeah, that Country Existed"
By the way, I can jack off just fine without lube you dog-dicked nigger

who the fuck taught you this ahahahahaahah

Just use the special cream that's made for phimosis m8

Lithuanians can't masturbate without a bottle of anti-depressants

>Why does religion exist?
People want to know what will happen to them after they die

Not true i use tissues and flesh lights.

Cheers, my enlightened friend.

Shouldn't you be robbing a church right about now favela nigger?

>Having a foreskin that stays over your head when it's hard

Your people are disgusting!

The website and facebitch page that made that are satire

Shouldn't you be giving your canine friend fellatio right about now, Ying Chong-So?

> Be English, uncircumsized
> Learn that my cock is more sensitive that cut fags
> Enjoy a life of earth shattering orgasms

The only downside is extreme sensitivity after sex, which doesn't seem to affect circumsized men as much.

>Learn that my cock is more sensitive that cut fags
>Believing in the memes
LMAO but nice trips

Do you have enough experience in both being cut and uncut to say otherwise, faggot?

Neither do you faggot but I'm not the one making the claims.

theres almost no loss of sensitivity if you keep your penis healthy

t. circumcised at 17

It makes sense. Cut cocks get the head desensitized to rubbing against fabric. its very uncomfortable for me to have my skin pulled back and letting the head touch my underwear even a little bit.

>Thing is true
>nuh uh, that's a meme
>Prove it
>No you

How do you "keep your penis healthy"? By jacking it enough?

by not using a death grip and using lube

I'm going to just assume you're pretending to be retarded

Well my dad works in Nintendo and says you're plain wrong user

>Normalizing your dick being mutilated by your parents.

im cut and if a girl keeps sucking after i cum i literally cannot handle the sensitivity

I am a jew and I never used anything.

>Memes

>Implying a girl has ever been anywhere near your cock

It's not like that, Pekka since they invented porn industry.

>Christianity (Judaism 2.0)
Tell me now, do you praise Tengri or Wotan?

Vorhautloses Gesindel

>circumcised at 17
Literally why?

ah yeah forgot this was Sup Forums where kids think no one ever has sex

>masturbating without bacon grease

lol yuropoors.

>Not just fucking a pig
Damn cleetus step it up

>implying I'm circumcised
Armenians don't mutilate their children

I had to switch over to turkey bacon grease because my doctor told me I was 50 lbs over weight (400 lbs)

>400
>only 50 pounds
Are you per chance three meters tall?

>Euro talking about sklavenmoral
>a FUCKING SWEDE talking about sklavenmoral
lmfao fampai i'm sorry for you

>Americans are horrified of sexual pleasure and sex/nudity in general
I've kinda noticed that too.
The guy who introduced circumcission to the US was so morbidly against mastrubation that it's prevention was the main reason why most Americans are cut nowdays.

>t. circumcised at 17

btw made this thread after educating myself on the matter by watching this, not really as a derogatory meme, but out of compassion

youtube.com/watch?v=Ceht-3xu84I

lol Pharaoh Isle btfo

Ha!

Anons I'm a little over a year into foreskin restoration because cuck parents and I've eliminated the excessive tautness and I'm almost completely over the corona. The part of the glans that stays covered is more sensitive than the rest and is a significantly brighter shade of pink and doesn't have the dried out factor.

It gets better by the month but I'm unsure if I should continue or wait for foregen. Foregen can give me a real one and human trials are set to start in 2019. If I continue my current method I obviously won't be able to get another one put over the top of it.

wat do?

bit kinky

You still have enough foreskin on the tip when you are fully erect wtf??

Depends on how much you want to wait for it. I'd personally stretch it to half your Glans and wait for Foregen salvation. If it's an uneven cut, preserve the unevenness.

uncircumcised american reporting in