Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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懐かしい写真だな

>Why do you yellow devils like Western classical music so much? Not complaining. Just curious.
>Also, do you have a favourite composer of piece?

おあっつ

おつ
懐かしいな、今この人何やってるの?

4th for how cuteposter

キャバクラ

ええねぇ
井上和香の色気
なんか匂うって感じやね

>cuckchan
>goigoisū
失せろ、カス

Another day, another shobon stolen.

I don't imagine cute poster as handsome guy or cute shota
I always think he himself is tiny cute shobon

競泳水着着たムチムチのお姉さん欲しい・・・

10th getter robo
youtube.com/watch?v=LyBfoCtsXYk

How many shobon do you have in your PC?

あるけどおまえらマスかきそうだから

アホを言うたらあかん
飯塚健と結婚して主婦している
結婚後は旦那の作品に出演したくらいやな

って
そんなキャバクラあったら行くわい
俺にリクか
俺はスクスイしか持ってない
んな訳はない

why are you so love shobon

I still have a lot of shobon pics, and passes it to you someday.

何かちょっとだけムチムチ感あるとエロさ倍増だよね
太すぎても細すぎてもダメ、健康体が最高に良い

Well, we wanna fap with it

井上和香見て懐かしいと言ってしまう2人の50代のおじさん

...

I don't know, maybe a couple of hundred. I tend to post the same few dozen because they're my favourites though.

Because they look like how I feel on the inside.

*to

don't you love shakiin ?

>a couple of hundred
(゜д゜)…

Shimamura-kun a best

thanks

熟女系は俺のポリシーに反する
しかし、なつうか色香が凄え

No! chinpoppo is the best.

what? hiroyuki has boobs...?

中国最大手の映像制作会社 札幌圏に撮影所計画
07/18 06:30

北海道新聞
dd.hokkaido-np.co.jp/entertainment/culture/culture/1-0294316.html

>I know it sounds great but it must be a nightmare if you look foreign,
Now I don't know about Hokkaido specifically, but I was in a pretty rural area myself, and my conclusion is: Nope, it's great. It's a nice place, people are friendly, etc.. And the isolation is good. Indeed being cut off from one's familiar environment, generally, does incomparable things for the human spirit, I think.
>they will never ever accept you as their own.
Why would I want to be Japanese? A Japanman who comes to Australia can never be Australian, either.
But on the contrary I have some good relationships with old host families and the like even though I'm a foreigner there. 外人 is not always 外.

俺以外ということね
俺は四捨五入したら40やで
貴様、あれがhiroyukiに見えるんか?

If you take away the glasses, acne, neckbeard, long hair and make him a bit skinnier, then I guess he kinda does look like me.

best character is chinsyu !

何が哀しくて熟女の写真を俺は貼っているのだろか?
とりあえず、ラーメンでも食いに行くべ
二人とも、北海道が好きなんじゃないか
君と君二人とも日本においで

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便利なとこじゃないとヤダヤダヤダヤダ

>chinsyu
No doubt, this's the best character desu

決めた
和歌山系の有名店に行ってみよう
ら、ら、らーめん

お前ら、Sup Forumsの真似かよ

これは不味そうだな

What's a shakiin? Is it an angry shobon?

When you go to take a piss:

1. when your pants have a 'fly' do you pull your balls out of the fly along with your dick?
2. when your pants don't have a fly and you have to pull the front of your pants down, do you lift your balls out of the pants with your dick?

this is

(´・ω・`)shobon…
(`・ω・´)shakiin !!

most beautiful japanese girl

それ、ジヨンじゃね ?

shakiin and shobon

They are all shobons to me.

Pic related: a shobon.

good post

No. I pull only my dick out of the fly.

This is shobon.

>pic
is that veggie?

I love veggie

Yes she is.

gooooooooooooooooood !!!!

> all shobons
i got how you love shobon, but you need to learn more what shobon is

>i got how you love shobon, but you need to learn more what shobon is
Gomenasai gozaimasu.

At least I learnt today that they're not all called "shobon".

ポケモンGOやってる奴はアホ

Date 1 : coffee near my penthouse - conveniently "forget" my wallet, so I can show her my apartment and indirectly flaunt my wealth. Get her used to being touched. Cut her off after 1 hour and determine if she's worth a second date or if she's frigid.

Date 2 : Bowling - A fun activity, moving away from the frigid "language exchange" setting, buy her a drink or two to get her used to get her used to drinking around me, get her even more used to being touched

3rd date - ????????

4th date - drinks at an izakaya near my place, late. - Keep her entertained so she misses her last train and she can conveniently stay at my place(I live in a 2/3LDK)

She'll be so attracted to her handsome prince at this point she cannot refuse, and that's where I make my move.

youtube.com/watch?v=OFcvr_tmjic

When you put your dick back in our underwear do you have drops of urine get on your underwear?

>I learnt today that they're not all called "shobon".

good job (`・ω・´)b

オモロそうやんけ(怒

Do you not have a car?( ´,_ゝ`)プッ

Post-sex : kick her out and ignore all her messages, make her work for my attention. She will not know she is pregnant at this point.

String her along until she finds out she is pregnant, pretend to be happy. Then finally go on a few random pussy dates with her until she can no longer get an abortion.

Proceed to block/ignore all contact from her and move on to the next jap.

my dick become crack a stiffie.

I thought about getting a car, but I'll be living next to umeda station in osaka, which connects to everywhere.

A car would be unnecessary, I could get a porsche 911 or something just for show, but I wouldn't drive it.

マジなんかギャグなんかわからんな...

アホにもなれないまだ
早くアホになりたい

1.) No.
2.) Yes.
If not wearing a belt, even if I have a fly, I will often pull the whole front down.

I shake drops of urine off my dick before putting it in my underwear, so usually I don't have them get on my underwear.

生まれて初めてアメリカ人に本気で嫉妬したやで

kiko is the prettiest japanese woman alive.

you think this is a motherfucking game?

早くやりたいよな
フランスはまあわかるけどカナダ人はなんでお預けくらってるんやろなあ

My dad got me this shirt, what does it say?

I'm gay and want dick

from my very basic japanese
日本人 = nihonjin = japanese person
彼女 = kanojo = she

nop.
I just felt nun seance question and grammar too.

very close my peruvian comrade

日本人 - jap
彼女 - girlfriend/girl/she(GF in this context)
募集中 - currently recruiting

Basically - looking for a jap GF

she isn't Japanese.

miss type
nonsense

Peru are really learning Japanese

wwww
you're dad is funny www

いや、超旨くて行列にならばなければ食べられない
しかし、出掛けようとしたら、母娘が帰ってきた
で、ら~めんは肥ると言うので
うろん
になった。
冷やし山かけ

おうどんも太るのに
Veggie's vaggieはタカちゃんのモノ

jesus christ

What a Thai poster said is correct.

she is american-japanese.
i dont like her desu...

Your dad didn't get divorced?

she is
american - KOREAN !!
she isn't japanese

her last name is mizuhara, she is japanese.

>american-japanese
No, she is American korean

MIZUHARA is a japanese surname.

She pretend Japanese.
Mizushima is her stage name.

GOはないけどちょっと走ってくる!

I have got back in to working out/dieting to get in shape, according to my research, jap girls do not like too much muscle mass, so my program is focused on getting cut up and getting my abs visible again.

Monday - Chest/shoulders - Incline Dumbell bench press, dumbell shoulder press. 20 minutes of jumprope, 20 minutes of swimming in rooftop pool(front crawl)

Wednesday - Back - Dumbell rows, lat pulldown, seated rows, 20 minutes of jumprope/20 minutes of swimming

Friday - Legs - Dumbell goblet squats, 20 minutes of skipping, 20 minutes of swimming.

Diet :

Breakfast : All-bran cereal with milk and yakult yogurt drink

Lunch : Chicken and rice

Snack : 1 scoop of whey protein

Dinner : Fish and rice/chicken curry/sweet sour pork and rice

I should lose approximately 2lbs per week on this diet, I only need to lose around 8lbs to get visible abs again.

What do you think japs?

いま出来るんてアメリカオーストラリアと一部ヨーロッパだけ?

her name is kiko MIZUHARA, she lives in japan, anybody saying she isn't japanese is an anti-korean netouyo and is deluded.

Mizuhara*
her real name is Audrey kiko Daniel

>racially Korean
>culturally American
Not Japanese at all. Stop this silly trelling m9.

ah, american-korean? sorry, i didnt know that.

yes, but she isnt cute girl... :(

暇だな、どっか行くか
僅かな自然を求めて・・・・