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drunk kurisu edition

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anime

fuck anime first post

>Watching king of the hill while drinking beer
Life sure is good i tell you what.

American Cartoons

BITCH DAB

nigga like ima peel a fucking orange

just eat that shit like a true nigga. be real eat real just nature nigga just mafuggin nay tcha

Guys seriously


The power is out in my neighborhood and it's like 86℉ here what do

deal with it

That's what fans are for, nigger. Keep it blowing directly on you and sit around in your underwear drinking icewater.

How much do seventh gen impalas go for in the states they're my dream affordable yank car 2bh

Go outside.

>power is out
read his post

Shower.
Get out.
Sleep on a cot in your back/front yard.
Alternatively go and rob rape your neighbors.

SHE FUCKING HATES ME

carsforsale.com/1995-chevrolet-impala-for-sale-C122438

Will do

How does fan work with no electricity

Depends on whether or not you want the SS package. Good taste btw

I did, I took the dogger for a walk then I showered with cold water

Still hot, lads

>tfw no jew bf

Looks like a shit site that, i'm talking craigslist prices

all those ones are SS

>drink milk for the first time since I was a kid and drank unpasteurized milk at my grandpas farm
>constant farts and pooping

really makes you think

>he doesn't want the SuperSport package

tssss what are you gay or sumthin

fuck off gazillionaire

...

do the yolo sleep technique

go outside, hose yourself down, go inside and open your windows and lay down on 2-3 towels

Thinking around 5 grand according to google.

When it comes to used cars, you get what you pay for

Is that an 87 Julian?

Can you light er up?

A coworker at my old job had a mint one. I would've asked him if he was interested in selling it but I was dead broke at the time.

The stock rims on the SS package are so fucking sleek goddamn

What was your childhood like, /cum/?

>lost our house in the real estate bubble
>had to move into an apartment and share a room with my little brother
>both my parents went from being successful in their careers(real estate) to entering a long cycle of unemployment and working long hours for little pay
>never got anything beyond cheap gifts for my birthday or christmas, best gifts I remember was a bike from my parents, and a cheap, second hand netbook from my uncle
>literally did anything for money, did chores for an allowance of $2 a week and looked everywhere I went for spare change
>fun was limited to playing vidya at my friends' houses, hanging around outside, and dicking around in the huge, empty neighborhoods of empty foundations and unfinished houses

I love sleek 3 box saloons from the 90s and the impala ss is just the coolest m8

I'll see what I can do

*wheelspins on the spot for 10 seconds*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>3 box

What does this mean

My dad had an 86 Z28 Camaro. One thing that always stood out was the wheels. The thing looks like a stock car from the time too. Too bad it's pretty gutless compared to more modern vehicles. Slick looking though.

sedan that has a substantial trunk

why would you want a niggermobile?

v8 sedans are cool as phucc

youtube.com/watch?v=gWOapft1jZc


baaaaammm

Sorry man this is a /cool/ thread now

Get out, nerd

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM

If only I were a well payed rich guy.

Old man gave me that when i was in grade 7

*does the "do a burnout" hand signal*

Told me he was proud of me once.

Fuckin prick


UK made a few nice muzzle cars 2bh

Safety:

Always off

was he hoping you'd kill yourself with ti?

I want pizza but i dont wanna drive 15 minutes

Hungrybox is a legend.

Is delivery illegal in Canada?

I just saw some ass. How do I approach grils in megico?

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these are the people calling you a cuck on the internet

I don't know anybody named ti....

:^)

he's an attention whore and comes off as a cunt but at least he's not fox main no. 998456

make the pizza yourself you dolt

Amazing that 15 year olds are more enlightened than 80 year olds. Praise be to Lord Trump.

>gonna be 32C tomorrow
>no one in Britain has AC
i've died and gone to hell

>US flag
Proofs

youtube.com/watch?v=zCeVP9WuA6I

wish i had a truck with a cummins in it

like v8 diesels too

I don't care about the man, the play speaks for itself. Insane grand finals.

>I watch e "sports"

Trump can "evolve" on ideas but Byrd cant?

Trump supporters are very hypocritical

40℃ is normal here during the daytime for summer

This is /hell/

where the fuck do you live m8, the middle of the Mojave?

reeeee

I don't feel anything where this love should be

>hate esports
>all EVO /fighting game tourneys are now considered esports

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

lol, this is average for me and I'm not even in the desert.

whoops forgot the pic

Why don't Americans realize that there are different laws in different countries? A group of Americans came to my town just for travel And 4 of them got pulled over and got charged for having radar detectors.

Just because it's legal in Indiana doesn't mean it is here you fuckhead

Wow, I didn't know 4 people were all of America. Thank you for enlightening me, you fucking leaf.

t. peyton manning

>radar detectors are illegal in cucknadia
learn something new every day

I don't get really ever get depressed, I just get extremely introspective and existential and shit sometimes
Is that kinda the same thing anyway?

You'll be fine.

>someone thought I died of alcohol poisoning
no just banned by the mean ol janny!

I knew it was too good to be true

they're legal in western canada though

me holiday 2 america

You'll never get rid of me user!

Wish life had a reset button so I could try again at everything lads

don't fuck it up the first time

I'm glad you ok.
And janny can go fuck himself

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZYPY8_CQw

youtube.com/watch?v=T7s9A71d92k

shawties in the club pushin up like they know me

They dont be they just wish

they got R O C on they christmas, list

ate too much salty food and now I'm dehydrated as heck

it's pretty fucking hard to die of alcohol poisoning alone unless you drink a shitload all at once or pump it up your shitlocker

drink water, it'll hydrate you

who /good lad/ here?

gosh, the life of a daily vlogger sure seems rigorous

this
t. has first hand experience in such a matter

But I did so what now

i've been trying to chug water but I just end up feeling disgusting and bloated for a while until I can chug more water

I've always wondered who writes J-Roc's rap songs? They're not that bad Tbh

I was in withdrawals for like 2 days

try again and don't fuck it up a second time

how do you get addicted to alcohol? I mean i like getting drunk or even blackout shitfaced once in awhile but I don't get how people could constantly drink

>Is that kinda the same thing anyway?
Depression is more like incessant apathy and lethargy. The term "depressed" is thrown around too loosely IMO.

>try again
Can't retake elementary through high school Tbh
And even if I could all the people would be different

You puke it up the excess the majority of the time unless you really drank a huge amount at once and pass out in a position that restricts your breathing or inhale your vomit accidentally.

Even long term drinking you can bounce back from unless you have advanced cirrhosis of the liver. I drank a bunch of natural ice and took 30 percocet at once a couple years ago and the only thing that happened was my stomach hurt really bad the next day and I kept nodding out and hitting my head on my desk. Liver enzymes are a-ok surprisingly, I was worried that my eyes were gonna turn yellow for the next couple days after.

I'm not addicted, actually.
I do drink a lot of coca cola though