ITT: We talk like white people

ITT: We talk like white people

>Great whether we're having today eh?

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Excuse my autism.

>I have to go to work

What a wanderful day, let's tiranize some random undeveloped race!

>like white people
t. Ching Chong Kai Wei Ling Long

we do this in LITERALLY every thread on Sup Forums

Oh jeez. Oh man. Mr. Lao just sent us an eviction notice.

>wh*te
>people

pick one

this t.bh

>ukranian
>white

>namefags
>people

Matilda my boss gave me another promotion already.
He said im working very hard and the quality of my results are always great.
He said theres this lazy ass stupid nigger that got promoted because of the PC and a whore from HR but they already have found cocain in his desk so hes going to be fired again.

Thanks a lot for this delicious dinner my darling. Youre looking hot tonight. Im going to bring the children to bed pretty fast and then we should open a bottle of wine and have a nice time in the jacuzzi

cyka blya

>How's the family
I'm white and even I don't understand why people say this. What the fuck does that even mean?

>I think i'll use my credit card

>Hi honey, can you take care of the kids today? I'm going to be working til late
>You're grounded mister!!!
>Supper's ready!!!

>delusions

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I will see you later on, I have to go to work and then I am taking my children to football practice when I get home.

"Ugh, they say there's a 30% chance of rain this Saturday."

"I don't know, but..."

>GO TO YOUR ROOM SON

lmao why do they punish their kids like this amirite!!

Hahahaha!, Oh Brittany, you and your jokes

I will never understand how people actually think niggers or spics would be worth even close as much as a dog.

A dog is loyal, good looking, probably even working and does not stink all the time but only when they are wet.

Why are White Americans so silly

BUT MOM IT'S NOT FAIR OHMGWAAAAAADDDD

*Claps at the movie theater*
*Feels guilty for things his ancestors did*

Great day to go to work and raise my children again!

Rich investment banker white, suburban soccer Mom white, or redneck trailer trash white?

White people talk in many different ways when you really stop and think about it.

I can't wait until Tyrone comes home tonight to fuck my beautiful white wife!

Can't handle the banter

>I found a new gun I need to add to my collection

I watched a movie with my dad today.

That's talking like a Swede

AHAHA I LOVE OPPRESSION AM I RITE YOU GUISE

GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW MISTER!!!! I WON'T REPEAT MYSELF
>goes on to repeat herself

Fucking niggers and Godamn Jews.

>my children
>implying 21st century white people have children

*chain smokes*

If all races are equal, then how come no race managed to oppress as well and for so long as the white people did?

Check-mate.

t. never met a white person

this, once the boomers are gone, it's all over for you white boys LOL

IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES: DON'T EXAGGERATE!

Oh shit i am dead bruh european culture is what dominated the world not european genes. Except maybe immunity to small pox

did your mummy abuse you too much?

Oi ya fooking wanker, u hav a light for mai fag?

You vape bro?

...

You don't speak English as a first language, so I forgive you.

European culture needs Europeans otherwise it dies.

*smokes weed*
*rebels against lenient parents*

best thing is when those moms count down from 5 and after 1 nothing happens at all

kek

did ur mummy make you cry and touched your pee pee in the childhood?

aussies are not really considered white
they are the niggest of the whites

DELET

uh huh yeah I meant European Innovation some european culture is pretty bad. like that siesta in the middle of the day for all Mediterranean cunts?

Mostly it was Industrial revolution and trans atlantic ships + maxum machine gun

*slaps you*
watch ya mouth, silly boy

Linda doesn't talk to me anymore and I haven't seen my son in five years now.

>Linda
Are you 50?

Im getting a divorce because i don't feel happy
WAAAHHHHHHHH

>aussies
He was trying to impersonate a Brit you mong

>tfw II know a Linda in her 50s and she works with me.

is mong an insult for east asians?

whats the difference?
the latitude?

Is she nice?

It means "How is your family?" or if you prefer "How is your family doing?"

>like that siesta in the middle of the day for all Mediterranean cunts?
This triggers me. Siesta is a Spanish-exclusive concept.

We do take lunch breaks, but the Spaniards are the only ones that take a nap and make it all a thing.

Whats the name of her husband?

Yes very hardworking.

>lunch breaks
fucking poortugal having 3 hour lunch breaks

Why are germans so fuggin weird? Still love you barbarians tho also what is up with your porn?

idk. We work together but I don't ask her about her personal life.

...

It's a one hour lunch break, mate, what are you on about?

Only if you work on the fields as a literal farmer you take a longer one, but those saps have to wake up at 5 and haul ass to make up for it.

>How you going?
why the fuck do Aussies say this it makes absolutely no sense

Tell her something nice for me please make sure she smiles please:))

I had a dog named Linda
means beautiful girl in spanish

I know what it means. Just seems like a weird question to ask

Did the high five thing multiple times with cousins yesterday.

There is nothing wrong with taking a little nap if you're tired

wtf is wrong with brunch? its fucking amazing

Its a miracle.
When i browse pornsites at usual german wanking times the "watched now" contains meme-worthy shit.
Dont know who would like this whole scat shit (!) but i really dont

What are some more racist terms for white people? I only know cracker and gringo.

>ITT: We talk like white people
But spell like the ESL niggers we are

Isn't gringo just a word that means can't speak Spanish? Also cracker comes from whites being the master so it is like saying master to people.

>let's do a silly one

we use "guiri"

wanna know something fucked? in the more spanish parts of my old cunt they still do the siesta thing
JUST
U
S
T
You need to die

nigger

There aren't any that can be actually hurtful.

It used to be an insult, but now is just used to call europeans/americans

Honky, redneck, hick, trailer trash.

cumskins, dogfuckers, snowniggers, pigs

They called my dad lechonsito which means fat lil white piggu in spainish.

You ever see those white people with really pig like skin those people make me wanna puke t b h

SERIOUS QUESTION NOW:

Why do so many niggers have red shoes?

I mean in germany some lads are wearing springerstiefel for obvious reasons - but those shoes completely bright red?

pigskin, prawns.

I get that the big lunch and siesta are needed fr hot-as-fuck Spain to escape heatstroek. Heck, here it gets hot as shit here and I'm not even from the south. Not to mention we have the cool Atlantic breeze.

Siestas make zero sense in Canada though.

lmao what

>lechonsito
funny and original one

It's just coincidence.
They can't pick and choose when they're stealing them.

"Whiteness" is a disgusting anglocentric concept.