Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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失せろ、カス

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question:

what is best and worst thing about jp ?

>best
Moa

>worst
not Moa

The best: The places, the people, the food
The worst: Too far away to go every year

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Hey fat grill! how are you?

[やぁ、ごまんごまn」

何と戦ってんだ?

Squeeze my fat belly

ohayo

Hey Japan,
sorry for my Swiss ass hijacking your thread, but is it true that you guys are a depressed as fuck population just like the west likes to you guys out to be?

Saw a couple videos how 30% of your population are part-time workers that can't afford living in an apartment, so they spend they live in Internet Cafes, and the ones that do work are mostly highly depressed because of the terrible work relationship with colleagues (lots of rivalry) and the huge amount of stress full-time provides most of the times over there.

Is it true or am I just being brainwashed by shitty documentaries?
I've been thinking for a long time to spend a month or so over there for vacation, absolutely love your food.

おつ

morning, israel

The stats don't lie but the anecdotes are sheer sensationalism.

Best: here is so many qute girls
Worst: no one wants to be my girl friend so sadly

Guess who's doing better

best thing is we can smoke and drink in every where .
worst thing is too much strict about smoke a weed.

I need to train my gluteal muscles for maximum thrusting power.

When jap girls get fucked hard, they become your cockslave. The are like tsundere in real life.

I want to sleep on your fat belly

Best: Visual novels
Worst: 建前・本音 culture

Today, I steamed rice with Mirin as I had seen in 甘々と稲妻. There was no difference in flavor, and the edges became charred.

The rice may have been fluffier though. It was hard to tell. I cook my rice on a stovetop, and not a rice cooker.

Tomorrow I will be trying it with some fairly expensive sake (for me). Something called やまとしずく 純米大吟醸.

>建前・本音 culture
I think it's also part of positive side of japan

oh,vaggei
your penis is big today ?

How so?

>Worst: 建前・本音 culture
This exists in basically every society and it's not at all a bad thing.

go get fuck your self piece of shit.

>建前・本音 culture
2bh it's the least autistic part of our culture

I wanna poke you with it

Yea, even America.

It's not unique to Japan, they just have specific words for it.

>This exists in basically every society
you know well what is 本音・建て前

よく読め、opはテンプレ変更荒らしだ

>Best: Visual novels
steins;gateとfateと沙耶の唄はやったか?

ホモォ.....

I found squirtle in my local liquor store

god bless japan

S;Gと沙耶はやったがFateはまだだ

I guess so

テンプレまともに見てないからよくわからんけど、そうなのか
なるほど

haha dumb jap male is mad because a white man is fucking jap girls

how insecure

さすがw

tark at randamさえあれば問題ない

This is what happens when you poke with D folded 1000 times.

I love you[spoiler]honne[/spoiler]

この人の指摘の通り
まあ俺は正直どうでもいいけどな

I opened the frozen beer by the way. It melted a bit.

>squirtle
what's this ?

>that can't afford living in an apartment, so they spend they live in Internet Cafes
Only a few people live in Internet Cafes. Most part-time workers live in an appartment.
What documentaries say are exaggerated, but working conditions aren't good.

Those shitty BBC-esque documentaries always try to make Japan look like it's some alien planet while not quoting any sources and just pulling statistics out of their ass.
Then they always pull out like the nerdiest shut-in otaku that they can find to talk about his waifu.

Documentaries display a problem that exists and then blow it out of proportions to make it more interesting, while completely ignoring any established data for the convenience their own narrative.

そう 誰もテンプレなんか気にしちゃいねえ

Zenigame.

just letting everyone know デスラビッツ is better than babbymetal and everyone who listens to babbymetal have shit taste in music

thank you

I think what western people say are sometimes so edge and it really hurts to me

it's the blue pokemon

it has shell and shoots waters

なんにせよリラよりマシだ

銭ゲーム?
と思ったら、

あぁ、ゼニガメか

thank you

>リラよりマシだ
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
また来違いが現れてるぅーーーー

エミだけでOK

Perhaps VNs are good learning materials for reading and listening?

your pokemon pic pls.

>建前・本音
What's wrong with translating it as "two-faced"?

>デスラビッツ
ohh fuckin please. They aren't even the same music but still a rip.

何を言ってる
部長だけでおk、だろ

Haha you should go look your face on mirror.
obviously you could notice great big tard on your site.

おつ
彩り鮮やかで美味しそう

sometime american poeple says that honne and tatemae is japanese double standard

失礼な奴だな

Yes

is it good?

佳奈美は頑固だなぁ
部長いらねぇって

>銭ゲーム?

ゼニガメ

>but still a rip
everything is a rip of everything
the point is you have a shit taste in music

checkmate atheist

>建前・本音
>double standard
westerners have it also.

Yes. It melted pretty fast. All liquid already :)

did you girlfriend dump you for a white guy?

Come to think of it, perhaps I was wrong to say that honne-tatemae exists in all societies. The Scandos and Seppos are notoriously rude and autistic - maybe they genuinely cannot understand the concepts of privacy, harmony, discretion, etc..

メキシコもpokemon go 配信まだだっけ

youtube.com/watch?v=_-okRVwEvp0

まぁ、ヨーロッパとか歴史のある国は大体使ってるよな
本音と建て前に該当する言葉があるかどうかは知らんけど

Keep ignoring him.

If you think BM sucks but think DR is good, top memery canadakek.

And I like some DR myself. I embrace the genre(BM revolutionized/but can't be replicated)

Yes, I like this song a lot, their concerts are fun too.

Favorite part youtu.be/_-okRVwEvp0?t=3m40s

死ね
高校生の頃からよくAKIRADEATH聞ってたから部長がリアルロリより必要

is this picture you ?

wew looks like I poked a hornets nest with the tatemae remark

>idolshitters talking about idolshit
Shit.

stop talking about what's happened your self.

I'm honestly surprised it took so long. Japanese have been very patient with him.

How can I sleep on your fat butt?

Worst starter

No nihongo.

I'm still learning katakana and hiragana.

No, I'm this.

The thing is that hornets like to sting anyway, so it's a mutually agreeable arrangement.

See that's the difference between Death Rabbits and a group that is gonna literally perform with Judas Priest at an American awards show today.

ants to gods

I might.
thanks.

>AKIRADEATH聞ってたから
おまえ本当に偏って日本に詳しいなw

>not hawlucha

can you play pokemon go in your country?

There's literally no difference. It's all exactly the same worthless, silly nonsense. Judas Priest is rubbish, too.

it's one of those things that aren't exclusive to japan though, if anything it's common

japanese tend to think they are special for a lot of things because their perception of the outside world comes from american television
for example in every civilized nation you take off your shoes when you enter a house, unless there's a party and they'd have to clean up the floor afterwards anyway