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Bustin' edition

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korean pop

nuke the tories

Why do leftists insist on ignoring the deterrent argument and think the point of nukes is to kill innocent people in an act of revenge?

it's too fucking hot

lets not fall out :)

why don't we have one of those fancy rolling threads so new ones don't need to be continuously made and die every 30 minutes

Thank god for Trident edition

fall out of what hahahaha

it isn't a deterrent if the enemy knows we probably won't use it

cara 2bh lads

good post, excellent even

yeah but its normal for it to be well above 30 degrees in most other european countries, where there are white people

white people are suited to 30c too because its not that bad

40c is a different story.

>he actually thinks £40 billion for trident is a good investment

Absolute spacker lmaoooooooo

my biggest secret is that I very rarely brush my teeth
no one has ever found out, not even my dentist

absolute HOG

bomb the whales

Is humanity doomed lads?

a post of very exceptional quality

fuck thats pretty good

they must have better ac systems or something

there is no denying this is uncomfortable

>£40 billion
>£350 million

all just big numbers at the end of the day enit

If the UK is nuked, then trident will literally immediately launched from the many subs we have constantly deployed around the world

That's the deterrent you idiot, they don't sit around and discuss if we should nuke them back, it's done.

If the PM is killed, then it's done by the sub captains.

Jenna Haze 2bh lads

not if you keep posting machines you legend

why do you think the UK has nuclear armed submarines you stupid cunt? they are quite literally THE go to deployer of nuclear missiles in second strike functions.

you shouldn't have more neetbucks though

exceptional post

Tories become right tax-cucks when it comes to Trident

should let the free market take care of it

why is her fanny melting into her arsehole

so is this
*unzips trousers*

Because that's not the basis of the argument you fucking mong. It's way too expensive a project for something that we may never even use and in case of an actual nuclear war we're still protected by the United States anyway. It's way too much money for something that's not even worth it.

>leftists
Michael Carver
Michael Portillo
Des Browne
Hugh Beach
Patrick Cordingley
Michael Howard

These are all former defence secretaries and military experts who are against Trident.

I hate to break it to you but your cartoon version of life where everything you don't like is "leftist" and everything you like is "rightist" doesn't actually describe the world. It's far more nuanced than that.

jenna haze is ugly and literally a whore

The chance we will use it, however small, is enough to deter aggressors
The point is, no one knows what we will do, and that's the fucking point

Does Italy even have nukes?

Fuck off pasta nigger

she's got fannymeltingintoherarsehole syndrome, I've heard its pretty serious

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cagecucks lmao

you can't make this stuff up

>If the UK is nuked, then trident will literally immediately launched from the many subs we have constantly deployed around the world
How is it good to nuke a country back in response for being nuked? Your country has been destroyed....so the correct response is destroy the whole world?

>Let's renew Trident

looool the cold war is over grandpa

/brit/ word of the day: nuanced

>put the slightest bit of effort into a brit post for once
>post it after everyone's moved onto the next thread

Ah yes, because you can see the future. The US will ALWAYS come rushing to help. You know this because of your ability to predict the future diplomatic landscape with 100% accuracy. Thank god we have you

I for one, support trident

riperoni in pepperoni

Fucking hell this heat is terrible. There isn't even a fucking breeze the air is just dead

lol that's not true at all

nobody wants the world to end in nuclear devastation, what would happen is an emergency meeting between all of the relevant nations in the world which condemns whoever sent it (unless it's the US, of course) and they decide on some plan or something.

Nukes are only really used by most in today's day and age as a deterrent

>we should relinquish all nuclear arms because they cost money to maintain and besides, the US will protect us!!!

if you have nukes, you keep nukes. if not, then you can hide under the umbrella of another country.

STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

here is a post-mortem (You) for your troubles lad xxxx

ITS

A

DETERRENT

The point is not to nuke cites and kill innocents
The point is to make other countries scared enough that we might

>all these nationalist ITT who aren't in the army

explain yourselves

Yes you're right, lets just roll over and die

cuck

Think that wearing my hoodie is pushing it a bit today t b h lads. Problem is I'm fat and jackets are the only things that mask my flab.

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>If the US fires a nuclear weapon at a Russian military target and the Russians have fired a nuclear missile on London, what do we tell our Trident commanders?
>Overall the war room voted against firing.

yes i should i want a motorbike reeeee

repost it and i'll give it a (you)

All it would take is one busted piston to spear her guts through

*wipes away a tear*
th-*sniffs* thanks pham
hope it was educational

tbf I only have one arm.

>generalisations are never useful
Yes I know the world isn't that simple, stop being a smart arse

Ah yes, because the NATO is totally meaningless isn't it and if the US just conveniently ignored it existed while one of their closest military allies got nuked to oblivion nobody would bat an eye would they? Nah....Really makes you think why such a massive organization even exists....

doubt most chavs in the army know what nationalist means desu

>Yes you're right, lets just roll over and die
So if David Cameron went mental and nuked France, then the correct response from France should be to nuke British cities?

You do realise that nuking a country is undesirable even for a country that's been nuked? IT WOULDN'T BE IN ANYBODY'S INTERESTS TO NUKE BACK

Used to have a tennis partner with one arm
Served me right

took apart my old computer and now i cant remember how to put it back together. Want a new case for it as well that's small

all these people talking about nukes and we dont have nukes so I'm just here for a good time

>tfw we have Maggie 2.0 now and Trident will undoubtedly by renewed

HAHAH

...

Something that isn't mentioned is how often nuclear war almost started by accident.

It's cool lad, you've already given me one with this.

But The examples for 'google are fucking with my images search results' just rustle my jimmies a bit.

sigh

>May says Russia is a threat

lol tell her the cold war is over

>Electric motor
>Busted piston
>American """""education""""""

>but America will protect us
So are we sure that we will always be best friends with America and that they will protect us against everything forever?

yes yes alright we've had QUITE enough of that I think
*grabs you firmly by the arm*
now come along, jeffrey, let me show you to the door
*leads you to the door*

>So if David Cameron went mental and nuked France, then the correct response from France should be to nuke British cities?

of course, fucking leftists have no sense of honour

>stop being a smart arse
Stop labeling everything you don't like "leftist" then.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
May has already decreed our enemies' fate

>Americans ALWAYS abide by international law and treaties

Fucking naive idiot

she wants a man from Devon

Not him but I dont want to be nuked desu :(

was actually quite smart and reasonable. Well done.

OH SHIT

IT'S HAPPENING

is it true that brighton is literally the gay capital of england lads?

*rips on chainsaw*
NORMAROOOOOOOOS!!!!!

that's immediate firing in reprisal. it is entirely different to sending a missile over after impact on your country. there were a couple of cases in the cold war where radar glitches showed missiles and officers had to quickly ascertain whether to fire a missile in "retaliation" or not. obviously they didn't, but they sure as fuck would have if they got hit.

>of course
Yes you just want to sound like a big tough man on Sup Forums instead of discussing politics in a sensible way.

Yes, there's a guy ITT who can see into the future and he told us that America will always protect us

unironically this

*goes to the fridge*
*opens it up*
*gives it a good once-over*
*pulls something out of my pocket*
*types something into it*
*it prints off a ream of labels*
*attaches "leftist" labels to everything I don't like*

I heard hull was now desu

are you that lad who believes in God? quite silly lad, you need to sort that out

made a right zinger on reddit lads, getting bare karma

You can't seriously be this stupid

yeh good luck with surviving your country is literally going to be destroyed

What the fuck is this?

>UKIP +8
>literally 1 MP
wat

Tough shit


How does it feel that Trident will always be renewed?

*flicks your nuts from behind*

I unironically believe the US will always be allies with britain

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normies ruining everything